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So [livejournal.com profile] femslash_minis are holding a Depeche Mode-inspired week, so I had to do something with it. This is for [personal profile] bruttimabuoni who wanted "People Are People" with pre-series Darla/Drusilla, alone time, and feast or famine. Hope this ticks all the boxes.

Title: Ye Gods And Little Fishes
Author: Beer Good ([personal profile] beer_good_foamy)
Fandom: Buffyverse
Rating: R-ish, I guess
Characters/Pairing: Darla/Drusilla
Word count: ~800
Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] femslash_minis and [personal profile] bruttimabuoni's prompt "People Are People"
Summary: The first, aborted, trip to China, and why they never got there. Darla hates sea voyages, and Drusilla hates being left alone. So when she finds her grandmum alone on deck and lost in thoughts, she has to keep her attention somehow.

Have you no common decency? )
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Right, here's this year's holiday fic. Would be a shame to break a tradition. Happy turn-of-darkness, everyone!

Title: Four First Dinners (And One Cancellation)
Author: Beer Good ([personal profile] beer_good_foamy)
Fandom: Buffyverse
Rating: PG13
Word count: 5x100
Characters: Anne, Willow/Tara, Darla/Angelus, Lindsey McDonald, Buffy/Immortal
Summary: Five times people had a Christmas dinner together for the first time. Though one of them didn’t quite work out as planned.

Dinner’s served )
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Here's a rewatch-inspired poll, presented with no preamble.

[Poll #1854770]

Drabble

Apr. 1st, 2010 11:46 am
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For [livejournal.com profile] still_grrr's Oscar month, here's a little something inspired by the Paul Newman classic Cool Hand Luke.

Title: Let Me Have Men About Me That Are Fat
Author: Beer Good ([livejournal.com profile] beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 100

Let Me Have Men About Me That Are Fat
Pre-series

After the final raid on UC Sunnydale, Darla has three minions carry the moaning Luke to his crypt. "And let's not drop our fearless leader, hmmm?"

One of them glares at her. "The Master is our true leader. Until he rises, Luke is his lieutenant, his trusted instrument, his most high -"

"Yeah, yeah. Just make sure he doesn't throw up."

The bloated, blue-ish Luke tries to speak. "I told..." He swallows, chokes something back. "I told you I could eat fifty students."

Darla pats his hand with a razor-thin smile. "And we're all very impressed. Now get some sleep."

Drabble

Apr. 1st, 2010 11:46 am
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For [livejournal.com profile] still_grrr's Oscar month, here's a little something inspired by the Paul Newman classic Cool Hand Luke.

Title: Let Me Have Men About Me That Are Fat
Author: Beer Good ([livejournal.com profile] beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 100

Let Me Have Men About Me That Are Fat
Pre-series

After the final raid on UC Sunnydale, Darla has three minions carry the moaning Luke to his crypt. "And let's not drop our fearless leader, hmmm?"

One of them glares at her. "The Master is our true leader. Until he rises, Luke is his lieutenant, his trusted instrument, his most high -"

"Yeah, yeah. Just make sure he doesn't throw up."

The bloated, blue-ish Luke tries to speak. "I told..." He swallows, chokes something back. "I told you I could eat fifty students."

Darla pats his hand with a razor-thin smile. "And we're all very impressed. Now get some sleep."
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[livejournal.com profile] still_grrr's monthly theme is "Love Fest", so here's one het, one slash, and one femslash... thingy. (I'd originally planned for three drabbles, but the last one got away from me a bit.)

Title: All Wrapped Up
Author: Beer Good ([livejournal.com profile] beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13
Fandom/timeline: Buffyverse, Wishverse
Word Count: 100
Pairing: Willow/Xander

The gift that keeps on giving )

Title: There Goes The Cavalry
Author: Beer Good ([livejournal.com profile] beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13
Fandom/timeline: Angel, shortly after "Not Fade Away"
Word Count: 100
Pairing: Spike/Andrew

'Gratitude'. Riiiight. )

Title: Sanguine
Author: Beer Good ([livejournal.com profile] beer_good_foamy)
Rating: R-ish
Fandom/timeline: Angel, "Reunion"
Word Count: 333
Characters: Drusilla/Darla
Warnings: ***Violence, slight bloodplay, slight incestuousness***

"When blood sees blood of its own
It sings to see itself again
It sings to hear the voice it's known
It sings to recognize the face"

(Suzanne Vega)

'Sanguine'. Hopeful. Plus, point of interest, it also means 'bloody'. )
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[livejournal.com profile] still_grrr's monthly theme is "Love Fest", so here's one het, one slash, and one femslash... thingy. (I'd originally planned for three drabbles, but the last one got away from me a bit.)

Title: All Wrapped Up
Author: Beer Good ([livejournal.com profile] beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13
Fandom/timeline: Buffyverse, Wishverse
Word Count: 100
Pairing: Willow/Xander

The gift that keeps on giving )

Title: There Goes The Cavalry
Author: Beer Good ([livejournal.com profile] beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13
Fandom/timeline: Angel, shortly after "Not Fade Away"
Word Count: 100
Pairing: Spike/Andrew

'Gratitude'. Riiiight. )

Title: Sanguine
Author: Beer Good ([livejournal.com profile] beer_good_foamy)
Rating: R-ish
Fandom/timeline: Angel, "Reunion"
Word Count: 333
Characters: Drusilla/Darla
Warnings: ***Violence, slight bloodplay, slight incestuousness***

"When blood sees blood of its own
It sings to see itself again
It sings to hear the voice it's known
It sings to recognize the face"

(Suzanne Vega)

'Sanguine'. Hopeful. Plus, point of interest, it also means 'bloody'. )
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Weee! That was quick! Many thanks to whoever nominated Why Are You Wearing That Stupid Human Suit at the Indigo Crypt Awards.



Also, for [livejournal.com profile] open_on_sunday's challenge "Remember" (which made me want to write Dawn/Dana, but seriously, that pairing name would be way too confusing), here's drabblage:



User Profile

Reality brings back ancient memories in disconnected flashes.

The wooden cage rocking gently when it's lifted, like the ship to Virginia. (How old was she? Was her family with her?)

Vegetables and cooked meat. (Were the tomatoes this big? Was she always this hungry?)

Powerful men who want something from her. (Damn her? Save her?)

They let her out after dark. (Is sunlight dangerous?)

"Make him a monster again," they say. "Haunt his dreams." (Is that her, haunting her own?)

Everything reminds Darla of what she was. There's barely enough reality at Wolfram & Hart to tell her who she is.
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Weee! That was quick! Many thanks to whoever nominated Why Are You Wearing That Stupid Human Suit at the Indigo Crypt Awards.



Also, for [livejournal.com profile] open_on_sunday's challenge "Remember" (which made me want to write Dawn/Dana, but seriously, that pairing name would be way too confusing), here's drabblage:



User Profile

Reality brings back ancient memories in disconnected flashes.

The wooden cage rocking gently when it's lifted, like the ship to Virginia. (How old was she? Was her family with her?)

Vegetables and cooked meat. (Were the tomatoes this big? Was she always this hungry?)

Powerful men who want something from her. (Damn her? Save her?)

They let her out after dark. (Is sunlight dangerous?)

"Make him a monster again," they say. "Haunt his dreams." (Is that her, haunting her own?)

Everything reminds Darla of what she was. There's barely enough reality at Wolfram & Hart to tell her who she is.

Icons!

Jun. 5th, 2008 10:52 pm
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Here's a bunch of icons, mostly for [livejournal.com profile] still_grrr's female power thingy month. Oh, and for one of them I got this, for which I am - as ever - humble and grateful, both to those who voted and to the indomitable [livejournal.com profile] xlivvielockex:
Banner under the cut )

Anyway, the 100x100s. Swedish dialogue taken from the Selfless shooting script:


As always, free to a good home with credit.

Icons!

Jun. 5th, 2008 10:52 pm
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Here's a bunch of icons, mostly for [livejournal.com profile] still_grrr's female power thingy month. Oh, and for one of them I got this, for which I am - as ever - humble and grateful, both to those who voted and to the indomitable [livejournal.com profile] xlivvielockex:
Banner under the cut )

Anyway, the 100x100s. Swedish dialogue taken from the Selfless shooting script:


As always, free to a good home with credit.
beer_good_foamy: (Herb - The Dork Avenger)
Title: Looking Just Like A Ghost
Author: Beer Good ([livejournal.com profile] beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13
Word Count: ~2500
Warning: Character death, slight blasphemy.
Pairing: Mentions of Angelus/Darla, Angel/Buffy.
Disclaimer: These characters are the property of Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy etc. If Buffy Summers had never come to Sunnydale, I wouldn't have made any money off fanfic about her. (I still don't.)
Summary: Wishverse backstory: When she doesn't show up, Angel has to try and stop The Harvest all by himself.

Written (somewhat late) for [livejournal.com profile] soundingsea's Freewheelin' Ficathon, and loosely inspired by Bob Dylan's "Highway 61 Revisited."

Everybody said they'd stand behind me when the game got rough )

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Title: Looking Just Like A Ghost
Author: Beer Good ([livejournal.com profile] beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13
Word Count: ~2500
Warning: Character death, slight blasphemy.
Pairing: Mentions of Angelus/Darla, Angel/Buffy.
Disclaimer: These characters are the property of Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy etc. If Buffy Summers had never come to Sunnydale, I wouldn't have made any money off fanfic about her. (I still don't.)
Summary: Wishverse backstory: When she doesn't show up, Angel has to try and stop The Harvest all by himself.

Written (somewhat late) for [livejournal.com profile] soundingsea's Freewheelin' Ficathon, and loosely inspired by Bob Dylan's "Highway 61 Revisited."

Everybody said they'd stand behind me when the game got rough )

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OK, Happy New Year everyone! Just about time to squeeze this in before the year's over. This is belated birthday fic for [livejournal.com profile] xlivvielockex and [livejournal.com profile] maharet83.

Title: Five People Who Didn't Know They Were In A Crossover
Author: Beer Good ([livejournal.com profile] beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 600 (4x100, 1x200)
Fandoms: Scrubs, Young Ones, Twin Peaks, Dexter, Sopranos and the various Buffyverses
Disclaimer: These characters are owned by all sorts of people, all of whom have this in common: they're not me, and they're the only ones who make any money off the characters. And I've had schnapps.

Five People Who Didn't Know They Were In A Crossover

John 'JD' Dorian )
Vyvyan Basterd )
Dale Cooper )
Dexter Morgan )
Tony Soprano )
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OK, Happy New Year everyone! Just about time to squeeze this in before the year's over. This is belated birthday fic for [livejournal.com profile] xlivvielockex and [livejournal.com profile] maharet83.

Title: Five People Who Didn't Know They Were In A Crossover
Author: Beer Good ([livejournal.com profile] beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 600 (4x100, 1x200)
Fandoms: Scrubs, Young Ones, Twin Peaks, Dexter, Sopranos and the various Buffyverses
Disclaimer: These characters are owned by all sorts of people, all of whom have this in common: they're not me, and they're the only ones who make any money off the characters. And I've had schnapps.

Five People Who Didn't Know They Were In A Crossover

John 'JD' Dorian )
Vyvyan Basterd )
Dale Cooper )
Dexter Morgan )
Tony Soprano )
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A couple of wins - yay! Thanks!
Shinies )

Also, I just discovered that I completely forgot to post this here. It's something as unusual for me as a somewhat serious Angel ficlet. Originally it was an edited scene from an long but increasingly confusing fic I wrote and keep cannibalizing (Some Velvet Morning When I'm Straight came from that one too). Anyway, this got third place for the Angel month over at [livejournal.com profile] good__evil, so again - YAY!

Title: Does Forever Work For You?
Author: Beer Good ([livejournal.com profile] beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13
Word Count: ~650
Characters/Pairing: Angel/Buffy, Angel/Darla
Timeline: AtS s2/s3
Summary: Only in dreams...

Blondes Have Less Sun )
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A couple of wins - yay! Thanks!
Shinies )

Also, I just discovered that I completely forgot to post this here. It's something as unusual for me as a somewhat serious Angel ficlet. Originally it was an edited scene from an long but increasingly confusing fic I wrote and keep cannibalizing (Some Velvet Morning When I'm Straight came from that one too). Anyway, this got third place for the Angel month over at [livejournal.com profile] good__evil, so again - YAY!

Title: Does Forever Work For You?
Author: Beer Good ([livejournal.com profile] beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13
Word Count: ~650
Characters/Pairing: Angel/Buffy, Angel/Darla
Timeline: AtS s2/s3
Summary: Only in dreams...

Blondes Have Less Sun )
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