taking on what Willow liked to call her spinning-hourglass-stare, before continuing in the same tone as before

Hee! I can so see SMG doing this! It's like the Dr. Horrible Emmy Awards bit with the hanging video. Good times.

And, I see you just had to get a little wave to Thanksgiving in there. And, no turkey baster joke, for which I am indeed Thankful.

Yes, this is the best theme day ever. Bazookas and turkey! America is great! (Again, except for the cultural imperialism stuff.)

No cookie. Pie. With Cool Whip.