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beer_good_foamy ([personal profile] beer_good_foamy) wrote2010-07-29 11:44 pm

In praise of "Beer Bad"

I'm currently rewatching s4 of Buffy and I just got to "Beer Bad". And since it's one of my favourite comedy episodes (to nobody's surprise) I thought I'd take this opportunity to jot down some possibly slightly serious thoughts (and a poll!). Let me just get a beer...

*pop*

...Now, trying to explain why I love this episode should be simple, but... see, when I started getting into fandom after seeing the whole series, there were a couple of huge surprises in store for me. "Season 6 is considered awful?" "What's a shipping war?" "People don't like 'Beer Bad'? Seriously?" I'm not going to argue that it's a great Buffy episode, and it's undeniably very very silly, and there's no accounting for taste; some people simply don't find it funny. But...

One common argument against it that I keep coming across is that people treat it like a morality play. As if the writers of Buffy try to warn impressionable youths about the dangers of alcohol, and fail miserably because the message is simply a prissy "Kids, don't do drugs." Which, IMO, is unfathomable for two reasons:

One, because it's so gloriously silly. It's got cave!Buffy, ferchrissakes. There's no way in hell anyone could write, direct and act this and think they were doing anything with any sort of serious message. If anything, it's a parody of the sort of after-school specials I'm told US students have to sit through. It's a bit like watching Reefer Madness (the original), except Buffy knows it's being ludicrous. ETA: And the White House Office of National Drug Control Policy agrees with me!

At least one show, "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," was rejected after it showed itself to be immune to the drug office's worldview. "Drugs were an issue, but it wasn't on-strategy. It was otherworldly nonsense, very abstract and not like real-life kids taking drugs. Viewers wouldn't make the link to our message," says someone in the drug-policy office camp who read and helped reject it.

Two... because the message of it, if you desperately want to find one, isn't abstinence – whether from beer or anything else. Yes, it hammers home the "beer bad" message so hard it becomes ridiculous – but it does the same thing to almost everything in the story, including things that are absolutely necessary for us to survive.

Not convinced? Okay.

BUFFY: Just lots and lots of beer. It's nice. Foamy. Comforting. It's just beer.

It's easy to overlook how arcy "Beer Bad" is. Not so much plotwise – the Initiative is still just a background event – but in setting up the early character arcs here. Buffy's trying to get over Parker (and her own reaction to Parker), Willow and Oz are about to break up, and Xander and Giles are mostly feeling useless. All of that turns up in "Beer Bad", but it's a Buffy-centric episode...

BUFFY: You know maybe, maybe he's just having trouble dealing. I mean, don't guys sometimes put the girl they really, really like inside these deep little brain fantasy bubbles where everything's perfect? They do that right? Maybe I'm in his bubble and then pretty soon he's going to realize that he wants more than just bubble Buffy and he'll pop me out and we'll go to dinner and it could happen right?

So we start off right away with Buffy dreaming of rescuing Parker. And when she wakes up and sees him flirting with another girl...

WALSH: So, how does this conflict with the ego manifest itself in the psyche? What do we do when we can't have what we want?

...she does the same thing again, except she exaggerates the rescue to ridiculous proportions. Ice cream, flowers, bare chest.

Xander's working as a bartender. Note Xander's ID. Does anyone buy that? Of course not. It's not remotely realistic.

WILLOW: I don't believe this is entirely on the up and up.
XANDER: What gives it away?
WILLOW: Looking at it.


If that's not metacommentary on the episode itself and its supposed message, I don't know what is. And then we step into the bar, where we're going to stay for much of the episode. We meet the Beer Jerks: a gang of very pretentious students who want beer, women, and admiration for being smart – except when they try to sound smart, all they do is pile big words on top of each other. Which is pretty dumb. But hey, one of the best things about drinking beer is that everything you say to others drinking beer beside you becomes very deep and thoughtful. They've paid attention in class, but they haven't actually learned anything. Well, maybe one thing:

BEER JERK #1: The thing that the modern day pundits failed to realize is that all the socio-echonomical and psychological problems inherent in modern society can be solved by the judicious application of way too much beer.

Meanwhile, the plot is spiralling merrily into lunacy – as always in Buffy with some humorous exaggerations and misunderstandings, though here they seem even more on topic than usual. Willow claims to have killed a man to get a table (hyperbole), assumes Buffy had group sex (jumping to the extreme conclusion, which of course is wrong), and finally takes Parker apart into tiny little pieces (not for having sex with Buffy, but for betraying Buffy's trust), by applying her (rather outdated) Freud from psychology class.

WILLOW: I'm tired of you men and your... man-ness.

...says Willow and stops driving stick. Ahem. Thanks, Parker, we owe you. (Hyperbole!) And then the cavemen start running wild, beating each other with sticks, kidnapping girls and setting fire to stuff. Fire. Huh-huh-huh. Xander – who's just been tipped about half a month's wages by the Beer Jerks, clearly too much, and actually seems to be warming up to the bartender job – finds out what's going on and confronts the villain:

BARTENDER: Relax. It will wear off in a day or so.
XANDER: In "a day or so", someone could get killed. (Leaves, comes back) You're a bad, bad man.


Yup, Captain Obvious and Idboy are writing this episode. And they know what we want: we want to see cave!Buffy scare the pants off Xander and Giles, and then give Parker what he deserves to tie back to the start; Buffy the College Student dreams and mulls over, Buffy of the Clan of the Cave Bear cuts through all the shit and applies the simplest solution. And obviously it's presented as a good thing, because sometimes, the id needs to tell the other two blowhards to quit yakkin' and get the job done with what they've got. Cavemen win.

BARTENDER: That's the great thing about beer. It makes all men the same.

Now, I could sit here for a while and list the funniest moments in this episode – apart from the fact that I think the funniest thing about it all is the way it consistently sends up and subverts everything it touches simply by making it impossible to take completely seriously. But I was trying to meta, right? Well, here's a key line:

BUFFY: It's just... Parker's problem with intimacy turns out to be that he can't get enough of it. And I knew it.

And yet nobody says the message of the episode is "Don't try to connect with people." Well, OK, I guess a lot of people see it as yet another "Sex is bad" message, but... note the repeated use of the word "intimacy" rather than "sex." And note who ends up on the ground with a bump on his head. Silliness can be a wonderful way to deflate a serious subject, and "Beer Bad" is very silly. But in the end, I love it precisely because it doesn't have a simple message of "Don't do this" (except for Parker.) The point is that anything, if judiciously applied to extreme levels without fore- or afterthought, will fuck you up. What you learn isn't the morals, isn't the big words, isn't the exact rules on what to do or not to do; what you learn is that you learn something from everything that happens, and you somehow piece it together into a workable self after you sober up. It's called experience.

XANDER: And was there a lesson in all this huh? What did we learn about beer?
BUFFY: Foamy!
XANDER: Good, just as long as that's clear.


...And with that, Buffy's out of the bubble(s). The moral? Intimacy, education, bubbles and beer aren't bad things, and categorically saying they are makes you look silly. They're all just what they are, and they can be used, underused or overused. Now, learn how you handle them.

WALSH: We won't be able to cover it all in the class, but that doesn't mean it isn't worth knowing and it doesn't mean it won't be on the mid-term. Now, if I've been unclear in any way, speak now.

[Poll #1599026]

[identity profile] eilowyn.livejournal.com 2010-07-30 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
I love Beer Bad. Of the two infamously bad "Bad" episodes, Beer Bad pwns Bad Eggs so hard. Bad Eggs has Bangel kissage. Beer Bad has Buffy adorableness. She has a PhD in adorableness.

there were a couple of huge surprises in store for me. "Season 6 is considered awful?" "What's a shipping war?" "People don't like 'Beer Bad'? Seriously?"

Just adding my voice to the others who were shocked by the majority of opinions upon entering fandom. However, I am well assured of the superiority of my own opinions, and everyone else can suck it.
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[personal profile] snickfic 2010-07-30 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
Need to get on it, because I'm pretty sure I'm gone when the comics are done and digested.

Oh? Does this include S9? If so, I have a sudden, fervent, and previously unsuspected wish for the comics to continue as long as possible.

You will be very much missed.

[identity profile] 2maggie2.livejournal.com 2010-07-30 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
At least another couple. Unless season 8 completely fails to cash out, in which case ... I'd probably still be reading season 9 in the hopes that it would finally make sense. So yeah, at least another couple. Good, no rush on the season 4 project!!!

[identity profile] pocochina.livejournal.com 2010-07-30 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, this post is like an existential mediation on the ever-changing relationship between semi-omnipotent observer and subject.

when I started getting into fandom after seeing the whole series, there were a couple of huge surprises in store for me.

Yes. Just...yes.

I also really enjoy Beer Bad. I think it's like the fluffy S1 episodes, but much more enjoyable because now we have three years of character development behind everyone's goofiness.

I totally agree the beer bad (but foamy) lesson is pretty tongue in cheek. IIRC, there's significant financial incentives for American shows to have anti-drug messages in the storylines once in a while, and I really enjoy seeing that turned on its head. (See also The Dark Age: you, too, can watch a buddy die during an LSD-fueled orgy and still grow up to become a successful member of the secret society keeping the world from doom!)

Funniest moments have to be a tie between Buffy whacking Parker, and Giles, Xander, and Caveslayer.

(Here via the Herald.)

[identity profile] harpyr.livejournal.com 2010-07-30 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
It's my favorite too.

[identity profile] devilscrayon.livejournal.com 2010-07-30 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
Cavemen win! Yess!

Also, yet another here who was shocked to find S6 not well received.

Boys smell nice

[identity profile] jnb71976.livejournal.com 2010-07-30 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Yay, I get to use my Id!Buffy icon!
I LOVE Beer Bad. I LOVE Season 4. I LOVE Season 6. I have nothing else useful to say except you got it, dude. I too was shocked when I entered fandom and discovered so much hate. Fortunately I never lost the belief that I'm doin' it right and they're they're doin' it wrong, so off with them. More Beer!

[identity profile] infinitewhale.livejournal.com 2010-07-30 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Beer Bad, ftw! It's one of my favorite episodes and I've never understood the hate for it. I feel that way about a lot of the "worst" episodes you see on lists. It's not even my contrariness doing it; I liked them before I found out people were crazy didn't like them.

I also love Season 6. It might be my favorite season. I liked Season 7, too, so maybe I'm just weird that way.

[identity profile] peroxidepirate.livejournal.com 2010-07-30 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
I agree, this is a really funny episode! And I love your analysis of it.

I picked Xander, Giles and Caveslayer as my favorite part, but actually, I have two other favorite moments that weren't on the list:

-- Buffy throwing the fire extinguisher at the fire
-- "Whose van is that?" "I don't know. Wasn't locked."

Cheers!

[identity profile] shego2drakken.livejournal.com 2010-07-30 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
WOOHOO! *gives cookies*

Personally, I don't get the Beer!hate, either, though it's one of the episodes where I just turn off the more serious parts of my brain, sit back, and enjoy the wacky.

"[...] and then came... beer."
"And then group sex?"

[identity profile] lusciousxander.livejournal.com 2010-07-30 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
(I've learned about shipping wars now.)

Hee! Don't worry, I'm a nice shipper. Don't do shipper wars and all ships are great.

Except mine are the best. :)

[identity profile] beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com 2010-07-30 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
Oz got the credit on the DVD commentary.

Well, that commentary isn't on the R2 DVDs, so that's probably why I'm Team Parker on that one. :)

[identity profile] beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com 2010-07-30 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks!

You know, I keep meaning to join that comm, and then I look at how much time it would eat up, and... Hmm. We'll see.

[identity profile] beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com 2010-07-30 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, I'll have to listen to that, thanks!

[identity profile] beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com 2010-07-30 08:27 am (UTC)(link)
She has a PhD in adorableness.

I know that's my new catchphrase for her.

However, I am well assured of the superiority of my own opinions, and everyone else can suck it.

Or get thumped on the head with a tree branch. It's a satisfying way to end a conversation. :)

[identity profile] beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com 2010-07-30 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, this post is like an existential mediation on the ever-changing relationship between semi-omnipotent observer and subject.

Hee!

IIRC, there's significant financial incentives for American shows to have anti-drug messages in the storylines once in a while, and I really enjoy seeing that turned on its head.

Really? Huh. That's... unexpected. But even more love for "Beer Bad" if that's the case.

[identity profile] beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com 2010-07-30 08:36 am (UTC)(link)
Cavemen win! Yess!

Well, every once in a while. :)

Also, yet another here who was shocked to find S6 not well received.

I can definitely see and to some extent agree with some of the criticism towards it (though I think the brilliant far outweighs the kinda iffy). But what really surprised me is the way that almost every fan site or article (outside LJ) seems to take it as fact that it was awful beyond belief. Huh?

Re: Boys smell nice

[identity profile] beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com 2010-07-30 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
More Beer!

And sandwiches! (I actually own a cookbook called A Beer And A Sandwich. I love it.)

[identity profile] beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com 2010-07-30 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
I liked them before I found out people were crazy didn't like them.

Clearly, we both got it wrong. ;)

[identity profile] beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com 2010-07-30 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks!

Buffy throwing the fire extinguisher at the fire

I can't believe I left that out. It's a brilliant little gag, and I love the way SMG plays it, like she really expects it to work and doesn't understand why it doesn't.

"Whose van is that?" "I don't know. Wasn't locked."

Come to think of it, that's a fanfic jumping-off point I've never seen anyone use. I mean, that's got to be Maggie Walsh's car, doesn't it? ;)

[identity profile] beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com 2010-07-30 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
Cookies! Yay!

it's one of the episodes where I just turn off the more serious parts of my brain, sit back, and enjoy the wacky

Me too, really, though I do think it touches nicely on most of the themes of s4 (see Maggie's reply above). But if people are going to credit it with trying to make some sort of serious point, I figured it should at least be the right one. :)

[identity profile] pocochina.livejournal.com 2010-07-30 10:19 am (UTC)(link)
Aaaah, sourceage! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Office_of_National_Drug_Control_Policy#Paying_for_embedded_anti-drug_messages_in_television_shows) In related news, Reptile Boy. But yeah. I think the morality play aspect of the show had to be there for network profit standards, and of course it's what we're so inured to here it's what we expect to see, but as you illustrated so well above, the show still managed to get around that and tell a fun story that fit the tone and arc of the series.

[identity profile] beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com 2010-07-30 11:31 am (UTC)(link)
Heh. From one of the links (http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2000/01/13/drugs/print.html) on the wiki page:

At least one show, "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," was rejected after it showed itself to be immune to the drug office's worldview. "Drugs were an issue, but it wasn't on-strategy. It was otherworldly nonsense, very abstract and not like real-life kids taking drugs. Viewers wouldn't make the link to our message," says someone in the drug-policy office camp who read and helped reject it.

Shows what they know, eh? :)
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[personal profile] shapinglight 2010-07-30 11:46 am (UTC)(link)
For 'funniest moment', I wanted to choose Buffy knocking out Parker and Buffy knocking out Parker again, because I couldn't choose between them. :)

I'm all for people enjoying beer so have always had a soft spot for this episode. It's fun, and if ever someone deserved a cartoon-like whack on the head, it was Parker.

Also, Cave!Buffy is cute.

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