A full bottle of wine just rolled out from under a subway seat and now these 2 strangers popped it open & are drinking it. This is peak NYC pic.twitter.com/lni474aoY9— Colleen Hagerty (@colleenhagerty) 26 februari 2017
"You promised me to whoever killed the dragon!" the princess said.— Micro SF/F stories (@MicroSFF) 24 februari 2017
"But-" the king said.
"And she did!"
"But she's a dragon too!"
CAT VAMPIRE: let me in!— GERBYE TIMTIM (@skele_tim) February 23, 2016
CAT VAMPIRE: you fool! now I will suck your bl-
ME: *closes door*
CAT VAMPIRE: ...
CAT VAMPIRE: let me out