ext_15447 ([identity profile] beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] beer_good_foamy 2007-05-02 08:23 am (UTC)

Dear Ms Summers;

We have, in the past, been happy to supply you with leather pants in various colours including pseudosororicide red (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graduation_Day%2C_Part_One) and homophobe olive green (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Moon_Rising). Unfortunately, the demand for these colours is surprisingly low in Sunnydale, and we are not always able to keep them on stock. If there is any particular item you wish to purchase, we will be happy to put in a special order for you, in which case you'll receive it within 3-5 business days. We apologize for this inconvenience.

Kind regards,
Buck Frank
Sales manager, Leath-R-Pantz-R-Us

PS: Speaking of inconvenience, we have nothing but the utmost respect for your calling, but we would very much appreciate it if you took some extra care to kill our customers after they have paid for their goods in full. Angelus owed us for 4 pants and a vest when you sent him to hell, a debt which is still outstanding since Angel claims he is not responsible for Angelus' actions or purchases.



As for Faith - yeah, that was pretty much my idea with this too. That there was some half-forgotten memory at the back of her mind that was looking for him. (And I like the phrase "brittle shell of self-reliance".) Thanks!

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