Drabble

[beer_good_foamy]

Silly Monty Python crossover drabble for still_grrr. And yes, I *am* working on the next chapter of "Elves, Gremlins and Eskimoes". I just need to watch some more Simpsons to get in the mood.

Title: Black Knight Is A Long Way From Home
Author: Beer Good (beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 100
Characters/Pairing (if any): Angel (s5)

OK, so, first day at Wolfram & Hart. Angel exited the limo and looked up at the skyscaper, pondering. After a moment, he made his way towards the executive entrance.

The executive entrance was blocked by a beefy security guard, dressed all in black with a black mask hiding his face. "None shall pass."

"What?"

"NONE shall pass."

"Look, I have no quarrel with you, but I must get into my office -"

"Then you shall die."

"I order you as the CEO of Wolfram & Hart to stand aside!"

"I move for no man."

Angel sighed. Where did they find these people?

Comments

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO!

And the pun in the title! Aaargh!

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Getting you to "aaargh" at a pun is an accomplishment in my book.

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

I've just posted a response to this with another two planned for the near future.

[copykween.livejournal.com]

Hehe! Another good one. You're good at this xover thing :).

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[shapinglight]

Hee! Bet the Knights Who Say Nih! work for W&H too.

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

And the French knnnnnniggits are all employed as receptionists. Thanks!

[frogfarm]

Now that you mention it, that first adversary Angel cut in half when fighting for Darla's life was pretty Black Knighty...

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Heh. Now I get the notion of doing a vid of that scene with Graham Chapman and John Cleese doing voice-overs... gnnn. Thanks for reading - glad to see you around!

[shinodabear.livejournal.com]

*G* I love your crossovers.

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

They get... weird, don't they? Thanks!

[shinodabear.livejournal.com]

Weird, filtered through your brain, always turns out to be awesomely fun.

[stormwreath.livejournal.com]

I thought I was clever spotting the reference in your title, until I saw you'd got it in your "music" tag anyway. :-(

So what's Angel's quest and his favourite colour?

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Heh. Sorry about that.

His quest is to seek the shanshu. His favourite colour is black. And his average unladen airspeed is... he's not telling, since he actually LIKES it in the gorge of eternal peril.

[slaymesoftly.livejournal.com]

LOL

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

:-)

[mrs-underhill.livejournal.com]

*snortle* Hee, that was great! Love me some Monty Python. :)

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Thanks! When the DVD box set for the Flying Circus series finally comes out next year, I'm going to binge like there's no tomorrow...

[snowpuppies]

lmao.

You've captured Angel's attitude perfectly.

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I love putting Angel in embarrassing/confusing/undignified situations.

[jerusha]

Hee!

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

:-) Thanks!