Oh god, I can't even. I making the weirdest half laughing, half-choaking noises as I read this story!

I love how it's basically got all the tropes of a Spuffy story but with moose. And I love that it was inspired by Buzwuzz's illegal in several states story! And moose!Buffy telling the cop that it's OK cause Spike's an elk is just icing on the cake.