That was absolutely delightful. :))

"You know how all myths are true?"
:D So I've heard.

"he had to "just, like, check it out""
*happy snickering* I like your Californian vampire voices

I love how creepy the Slayer looks when you're Derek! "elfinly thin" is ingenious wording
OH WAIT, that wasn't Buffy. Some quality creepiness either way.

"the point, which admittedly took him a little by surprise"
omg, I bet it did. :)

Aww, I like Willow's shark-based theory

SCALPELS AND STRAWS
that makes sense!

"So if there's nothing else I can do for you - "
Ahah, he shouldn't have said that :)

"Look at me, here I am, just a mean old vampire looking for someone's blood to suck"
XD Why is everything so funny

"A tall, slim, very pale shape walking, almost floating..."
Are they about to fight the Tooth Fairy :)

"Impressive in your job."
Good point. Wonder if Buffy's slayer healing would regrow teeth. Maybe it would reattach them if they're knocked loose.

"Plus, I really don't need any more moral ambiguity here."
Right? :D

"the sort of look ancient beings tend to reserve for moments when they decide to simply outlive the problem"
Nice

"the fangs of an ensouled vampire"
oh man D: poor Angel, hee!