Ficlet: All Doctors Need Patients

[beer_good_foamy]

My muse is in a sillykinky mood today. Here's a request ficlet (in other words, don't blame me for it, haha).

Title: All Doctors Need Patients
Author: Beer Good (beer_good_foamy)
Word count: 275
Rating: R
Characters/Pairing: Willow/Tara
A/N: Written for bakatulip, who wanted fic based on Willow's line when she finds a medikit in Chaos Bleeds: "Great, now I can be Nurse Willow! Tara's gonna love this."

All Doctors Need Patients

"So, what seems to be the trouble, nurse Rosenberg? Was that too bossy? I-I could be a nicer doctor if you -"

"No, it's fine! Well, doctor Maclay, I've, uh, got this itch that's been bothering me..."

"Here?"

"No, a little bit further up."

"Here?"

"Not quite..."

"Here?"

"Uh-huh."

"So if I do this...?"

"Eeeep! Are you sure that's what a stethoscope is for, doctor?"

"Good, sounds like your reflexes are fine. Now I'll just check your temperature, you're, um, pretty hot..."

"Yes, doctor. Oh, wait a sec, we gotta fix the sphygmomanometer."

"The spygma...? What's..."

"The sphygmomanometer. Y'know, the blood pressure measurement cuff thingy you put on my arm?"

"I-is it too tight? Let me just..."

"No, no, it's fine, it's just... it's upside down. The numbers are supposed to read like a clock from your perspective."

"Um..."

"I know, I know, it's no big thing but I figured hey, if we're going to play naughty doctors and nurses, we might as well get the details right, right?"

"Willow, don't tell me you did research for this?"

"...Of course not."

"Nurse, lying to your doctor is a bad idea. If you don't give me your, uh, full medical history I may not be able to perform the correct treatment..."

"Well... OK, I may have done a teensy weensy bit of research. I've got some good pages bookmarked on the computer if you want to -"

"OK, that's it. Don't make me get out the reflex hammer."

"Actually, it's called a Taylor. And also, um, that's an oral thermometer, that's not supposed – AH! Cold!"

"Who's the doctor here?"

"You are."

"Good. Now open up and say 'Aaaah'."

Comments

[rayruz.livejournal.com]

Teehee! Love it. I'm gonna post the challenge again on friday, I didn't think anyone'd do it. :) But thank you!

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Thank YOU! It was a fun bunny!

[xlivvielockex.livejournal.com]

So cute and funny, Foamy. I love the sillykinky muse you have working today. And I could SO see Willow doing research for what should be a very fun sex game. LOL

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Hey, Willow's a big geek and she loves studying for tests. I've seen s4 fic in which she drags home bags full of books on the hows and wheres of lesbianism so she can be thoroughly prepared... :-) Thanks!

[lauratd.livejournal.com]

LOL

reminds me of Xander telling Buffy about how Willow used to like to play doctor when they were kids

I love how Tara starts out all tentative and winds up taking charge at the end

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Heh, that "playing doctor" scene was part of the inspiration here. And yeah, Tara's not very take-chargy in real life, but when she gets to pretend to be someone else, that's another matter... Thanks!

[draconin.livejournal.com]

"I figured hey, if we're going to play naughty doctors and nurses, we might as well get the details right, right?"

"Willow, don't tell me you did research for this?"

"...Of course not."

This is great! Perfect Willow.

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I love the geekier side of Willow.

[skull-theatre.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahahahaha! Fantabulous! And what a marvelous use of font size!

So Willow.

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Thanks! You know, I bet Willow even made sure she got the uniforms right... :-)

[slaymesoftly.livejournal.com]

Hee! Almost choked on my cereal. I can so see them doing this! *more cookies*

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Yay! Thanks!

[diachrony.livejournal.com]

That was a fabulous blend ~ sexy, comic fluff! Loved it!

"Don't tell me you did research for this?"

Hehehe ... I love take-charge Tara.

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I can imagine Willow using this to give Tara a feel for being more take-charge... which is sort of sweet.

[twistomatic.livejournal.com]

Made. Of. Awesome.

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[shinodabear.livejournal.com]

Hee! Of course Willow did research.

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

But of course. The scary thing is that she may have considered it half the fun. :-) Thanks!