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beer_good_foamy) wrote2019-04-29 08:05 am
beer_good_foamy) wrote2019-04-29 08:05 am
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Game of Thrones 8.03
Well, that was an episode and a half, wasn't it?
Honestly, I can't remember the last time I was so transfixed by an episode of television. There's, what, two pages of dialogue in this altogether? The rest just plays out in - not silence, but there is little need for talking, and instead they just let the camera do the work. (Sidenote: I'm really glad I got to watch this on a big-screen TV with a good WiFi signal, it was very very very dark indeed.)
They do such a good job building up the dread of what's about to happen that my gut reaction about three minutes in is "I don't want to watch this. This is just too awful." Then fucking Melisandre shows up, lights the Dothraki swords, they ride off to die pointlessly, and we're off on a 70-minute action scene.
(Again, the quote from World War Z applies anytime you're fighting zombies:
A cavalry charge against an enemy that literally does not have a morale to be broken is useless.)
The way this is all shot, the way it all plays out, is for the most part beautifully done, playing on the viewers' expectations of what will happen, planting us in the middle of the dark confusing violent mess and shaking us around until we hardly know what's up or down anymore, intercut with some deep breath moments like that beautiful shot of the dragons above the clouds or Sansa and Tyrion having a discussion or Arya stalking through the library... All of it leading up to that moment where the dead rise and everything is so very fucked, and we know there has to be a twist coming because otherwise EVERYONE is dead. So we end in the Godswood where FUCKING ARYA STARK KILLS THE NIGHT KING using the knife once sent to kill Bran and the same trick she figured out with Ser Brienne, and the entire Army of Darkness falls dead.
And we close on Drogon, wounded but alive, trying to comfort his mother as she weeps over Jorah.
Death count, then: Jorah dies defending his queen, Lyanna dies taking down a fucking GIANT because nothing else could touch her, Edd dies saving his Night's Watch brother, Theon finally dies defending Bran (who does fuck all to actually help in the battle, which is a bit disappointing but not surprising), Beric dies for the last time to ensure that Arya can become the Prince That Was Promised, and Melisandre just dies. Also, the Dothraki and Unsullied are all but wiped out, and Ghost presumably dies in the cavalry charge (seriously, why are they so opposed to actually using him in any way at all?) They're all good death scenes and it's all very heartbreaking, but now I'm really wondering what they're saving some of the other characters for who pretty much everyone thought would die here - Ser Brienne, Grey Worm, Tormund, etc. It feels weird to see EVERYONE except Our Heroes killed. There's three episodes to go and while most of the named characters survive, they no longer have an army (or even a castle) and Cersei has the Golden Company.
(Speaking of armies, what happened to the Knights of the Vale?)
Yes, it's a thrillride of an episode, a masterclass in action-movie storytelling, using every trick in the book. And yet for all of this... I can't help but feel a tiny bit let down. Maybe that was always going to be the case when you actually have to pay everything off, and maybe I'm just a bit bitter as Team Whitewalker. But after seven and a half season of buildup, the answer to the Night King turned out to just be a dagger in the right spot. No mythological weight to it, no explanation to what the point of all the Winter Is Coming stuff was, no big sacrifices beyond bodies, no difficult choices. Just stick'em with the pointy end. (Though I'll accept the argument that it's a nice payoff to seven seasons of Our Heroes being taken down by pragmatic villains who know that the sword often IS mightier than the pen.) I'm also a little bit miffed that after two episodes of establishing that most Northerners are racist assholes, both the Dothraki and the Unsullied get reduced to cannonfodder to hold the line long enough to save Winterfell for a few minutes more.
Also, how the hell are they going to top this in the next 3 episodes?
I'll probably have more to say on that once my finger nails grow back out. Because, again, fucking hell, that was a great battle scene.
• Episode one – 54 mins <-- Everyone says hello
• Episode two – 58 mins <-- Everyone says goodbye
• Episode three – 78 minutes <-- Fight! Fight! Fight!
• Episode four – 60? minutes <-- Did they change the episodes around? This was supposed to be the long one
• Episode five – 80 minutes
• Episode six – 80 minutes
Honestly, I can't remember the last time I was so transfixed by an episode of television. There's, what, two pages of dialogue in this altogether? The rest just plays out in - not silence, but there is little need for talking, and instead they just let the camera do the work. (Sidenote: I'm really glad I got to watch this on a big-screen TV with a good WiFi signal, it was very very very dark indeed.)
They do such a good job building up the dread of what's about to happen that my gut reaction about three minutes in is "I don't want to watch this. This is just too awful." Then fucking Melisandre shows up, lights the Dothraki swords, they ride off to die pointlessly, and we're off on a 70-minute action scene.
(Again, the quote from World War Z applies anytime you're fighting zombies:
...the weapon that really failed wasn’t something that rolled off an assembly line. It’s as old as…I don’t know, I guess as old as war. It’s fear, dude, just fear and you don’t have to be Sun freakin Tzu to know that real fighting isn’t about killing or even hurting the other guy, it’s about scaring him enough to call it a day. Break their spirit, that’s what every successful army goes for, from tribal face paint to the “blitzkrieg” to…what did we call the first round of Gulf War Two, “Shock and Awe”? Perfect name, “Shock and Awe”! But what if the enemy can’t be shocked and awed? Not just won’t, but biologically can’t!
A cavalry charge against an enemy that literally does not have a morale to be broken is useless.)
The way this is all shot, the way it all plays out, is for the most part beautifully done, playing on the viewers' expectations of what will happen, planting us in the middle of the dark confusing violent mess and shaking us around until we hardly know what's up or down anymore, intercut with some deep breath moments like that beautiful shot of the dragons above the clouds or Sansa and Tyrion having a discussion or Arya stalking through the library... All of it leading up to that moment where the dead rise and everything is so very fucked, and we know there has to be a twist coming because otherwise EVERYONE is dead. So we end in the Godswood where FUCKING ARYA STARK KILLS THE NIGHT KING using the knife once sent to kill Bran and the same trick she figured out with Ser Brienne, and the entire Army of Darkness falls dead.
And we close on Drogon, wounded but alive, trying to comfort his mother as she weeps over Jorah.
Death count, then: Jorah dies defending his queen, Lyanna dies taking down a fucking GIANT because nothing else could touch her, Edd dies saving his Night's Watch brother, Theon finally dies defending Bran (who does fuck all to actually help in the battle, which is a bit disappointing but not surprising), Beric dies for the last time to ensure that Arya can become the Prince That Was Promised, and Melisandre just dies. Also, the Dothraki and Unsullied are all but wiped out, and Ghost presumably dies in the cavalry charge (seriously, why are they so opposed to actually using him in any way at all?) They're all good death scenes and it's all very heartbreaking, but now I'm really wondering what they're saving some of the other characters for who pretty much everyone thought would die here - Ser Brienne, Grey Worm, Tormund, etc. It feels weird to see EVERYONE except Our Heroes killed. There's three episodes to go and while most of the named characters survive, they no longer have an army (or even a castle) and Cersei has the Golden Company.
(Speaking of armies, what happened to the Knights of the Vale?)
Yes, it's a thrillride of an episode, a masterclass in action-movie storytelling, using every trick in the book. And yet for all of this... I can't help but feel a tiny bit let down. Maybe that was always going to be the case when you actually have to pay everything off, and maybe I'm just a bit bitter as Team Whitewalker. But after seven and a half season of buildup, the answer to the Night King turned out to just be a dagger in the right spot. No mythological weight to it, no explanation to what the point of all the Winter Is Coming stuff was, no big sacrifices beyond bodies, no difficult choices. Just stick'em with the pointy end. (Though I'll accept the argument that it's a nice payoff to seven seasons of Our Heroes being taken down by pragmatic villains who know that the sword often IS mightier than the pen.) I'm also a little bit miffed that after two episodes of establishing that most Northerners are racist assholes, both the Dothraki and the Unsullied get reduced to cannonfodder to hold the line long enough to save Winterfell for a few minutes more.
Also, how the hell are they going to top this in the next 3 episodes?
I'll probably have more to say on that once my finger nails grow back out. Because, again, fucking hell, that was a great battle scene.
• Episode one – 54 mins <-- Everyone says hello
• Episode two – 58 mins <-- Everyone says goodbye
• Episode three – 78 minutes <-- Fight! Fight! Fight!
• Episode four – 60? minutes <-- Did they change the episodes around? This was supposed to be the long one
• Episode five – 80 minutes
• Episode six – 80 minutes
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I am also upset about the Dothraki, but I think some of the Unsullied might have survived (including Greyworm), and hopefully seeing their sacrifice might teach the Northerners to be a bit less racist (though if I were a Dothraki or an Unsullied I'd very much object to having to die just so some white people learn not to be so racist which is in fact the usual Hollywood narrative, isn't it?).
I have no idea how Dany and co are going to take on Cersei now. Two dragons isn't going to cut it, especially not with that big crossbow still around.
As for the Night King being defeated in episode 3, it sort of reminds me of season 4 of Babylon Five. The Shadows are defeated mid-season, and the rest of the season is taken up with defeating the home-grown fascists.
Hmm, the similarities are actually too great to ignore.
Very, very sad about Jorah. :(
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You'd think, but considering that between them, the Dothraki and the Unsullied had a grand total of one (1) named character, who survived, I wouldn't expect it. (I kept expecting Bran to be held accountable for the deaths of all the Children of the Forest and Hodor and Summer too...) I kept thinking of that old South Park gag: "Operation Human Shield" But I mean, it's nothing new in GoT...
As for the Night King being defeated in episode 3, it sort of reminds me of season 4 of Babylon Five. The Shadows are defeated mid-season, and the rest of the season is taken up with defeating the home-grown fascists.
I never watched B5, did they pull that off? I'm just hoping the ending will be better than Battlestar Galactica...
Very, very sad about Jorah. :(
Yeah, easily the most affecting death scene here. Then again, if given a choice, this is definitely how Jorah would have wanted to go. I'm just wondering how Dany will come out of this - she's lost her armies, she's lost her oldest confidante, and with Missandei and Tyrion apparently falling out...
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Yes, mostly they did, though people did complain at the time about it because the Shadows - the B5 equivalent of the White Walkers - had been built up so much over the previous three seasons.
FWIW, I do know why B5 chose to do that. There was still a hell of a lot of story to get through and every season they didn't know whether or not they would get another one, so they opted to finish the story off - which left them at a bit of a loss when they got a season 5 (though there are some good bits in that too).
I'm just hoping the ending will be better than Battlestar Galactica...
So say we all. ;)
See what I did there?