So I dealt with the latest Game of Thrones episode the only way I know how: With a cracky crossover. OK, maybe not quite literally crack but... well, you know. It's not the first time I've had people drop in on the GoT-verse.
Title: In The Empire Business
Author: Beer Good (
beer_good_foamy)
Fandom: Game of Thrones/Breaking Bad
Rating: PG13
Word count: 275
Summary: Shortly after the Battle of Winterfell, a minor lord has a business proposition for Jon and Dany.
( So now what? )
Title: In The Empire Business
Author: Beer Good (
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Fandom: Game of Thrones/Breaking Bad
Rating: PG13
Word count: 275
Summary: Shortly after the Battle of Winterfell, a minor lord has a business proposition for Jon and Dany.
( So now what? )
Game of Thrones 7.07
Aug. 28th, 2017 06:31 pmOK, that season finale went a long way towards redeeming the clunkiness of the last few episodes.
( The evidence before the court is incontrovertible )
( The evidence before the court is incontrovertible )
GoT s7: What do I hope for?
Jul. 5th, 2017 01:41 pmSo I've been rewatching some Game of Thrones leading up to s7 in two weeks, and I started thinking. We know that they're wrapping the show up in the next two (shortish) seasons, so... what would I like to see happen in those two seasons? Well, hopefully season 7 will change what can happen in season 8, but here's some thoughts in no particular order. Others' thoughts more than welcome.
( Spoilers )
So what does everyone else want?
( Spoilers )
So what does everyone else want?
GoT Trailer
May. 23rd, 2017 05:47 pmFirst Twin Peaks, now this:
Looks like we're finally building to something, doesn't it? And they're very conspicuously not showing Team White Walker...
Here's a decent blow-by-blow analysis.
Looks like we're finally building to something, doesn't it? And they're very conspicuously not showing Team White Walker...
Here's a decent blow-by-blow analysis.
Stuff I wrote in 2016
Jan. 1st, 2017 03:44 pmThis wasn't a hugely productive year for me, fannish-wise, but I did write a few things I'm pretty happy with:
Avalanche (Game of Thrones, Gen). After the battle of Hardhome, the wight that was the chieftain Karsi rises with all the others. Then she and everyone else in the white walkers' army start moving, slowly but surely, south. Snowflake by snowflake, winter. Is. Coming.
Talking To Plants (BtVS, Willow/Tara). Willow's pregnancy came as a shock. ...Well, it would, wouldn't it. But there's a perfectly logical explanation.
Waylaid (BtVS, Tara/Faith). Wishverse: Faith has a job to do. She's supposed to go to Sunnydale and fix what the last Slayer couldn't, or at least die trying. She shouldn't let herself get held up like this.
Water of Life (Stand Still Stay Silent, Sigrun/Mikkel). Walking for hours in sopping wet clothes after a life-or-death fight in ice water is something Norwegian hunters do every day, no need to get worried. Or so Sigrun would like them to think.
The Scrying Of Lot 48 (BtVS/Parks and Rec crossover, gen). Willow Rosenberg goes into a bar and meets... Ron Swanson!
The Rugged Pyrrhus, or Holiday By Mistake (Game of Thrones/Withnail and I crossover, gen). Izembaro, the arrogant leader of a small Braavosi theatre troupe specializing in bad rhymes and fart jokes, sometimes gets very drunk and claims to be from a city called Lundon. Nobody really believes him.
In Which Pooh Discovers A Blue Box (Dr Who/Winnie the Pooh crossover, gen). The Doctor is delighted to land in the Hundred Acre Woods. Well, he would be. But what sort of trouble will the Doctor's arrival bring for Pooh and his little friends? And why have Eeyore and Rabbit gone missing...?
It Raineth On The Just (BtVS, gen). After the events of "Tabula Rasa", Giles leaves Sunnydale and returns home to London. If it can still be his home after everything he's been through over the last few years. And who are those mysterious shapes who keep following him down rainy streets…?
A Slayin' Song Tonight (BtVS, gen). Five holiday ornaments that can be used to slay vampires, and one vice versa. AKA the Scooby Holiday Meet-Up is about as peaceful as you'd expect.
Avalanche (Game of Thrones, Gen). After the battle of Hardhome, the wight that was the chieftain Karsi rises with all the others. Then she and everyone else in the white walkers' army start moving, slowly but surely, south. Snowflake by snowflake, winter. Is. Coming.
Talking To Plants (BtVS, Willow/Tara). Willow's pregnancy came as a shock. ...Well, it would, wouldn't it. But there's a perfectly logical explanation.
Waylaid (BtVS, Tara/Faith). Wishverse: Faith has a job to do. She's supposed to go to Sunnydale and fix what the last Slayer couldn't, or at least die trying. She shouldn't let herself get held up like this.
Water of Life (Stand Still Stay Silent, Sigrun/Mikkel). Walking for hours in sopping wet clothes after a life-or-death fight in ice water is something Norwegian hunters do every day, no need to get worried. Or so Sigrun would like them to think.
The Scrying Of Lot 48 (BtVS/Parks and Rec crossover, gen). Willow Rosenberg goes into a bar and meets... Ron Swanson!
The Rugged Pyrrhus, or Holiday By Mistake (Game of Thrones/Withnail and I crossover, gen). Izembaro, the arrogant leader of a small Braavosi theatre troupe specializing in bad rhymes and fart jokes, sometimes gets very drunk and claims to be from a city called Lundon. Nobody really believes him.
In Which Pooh Discovers A Blue Box (Dr Who/Winnie the Pooh crossover, gen). The Doctor is delighted to land in the Hundred Acre Woods. Well, he would be. But what sort of trouble will the Doctor's arrival bring for Pooh and his little friends? And why have Eeyore and Rabbit gone missing...?
It Raineth On The Just (BtVS, gen). After the events of "Tabula Rasa", Giles leaves Sunnydale and returns home to London. If it can still be his home after everything he's been through over the last few years. And who are those mysterious shapes who keep following him down rainy streets…?
A Slayin' Song Tonight (BtVS, gen). Five holiday ornaments that can be used to slay vampires, and one vice versa. AKA the Scooby Holiday Meet-Up is about as peaceful as you'd expect.
Title: The Rugged Pyrrhus, or Holiday By Mistake
Author: Beer Good (
beer_good_foamy)
Fandom: Game of Thrones/Withnail & I (GoT season 6)
Rating: PG13
Word count: ~900
Author's notes: Come on, GoT casts Richard E Grant as a bitter hammy actor and nobody writes a Withnail & I crossover? You thought I was just going to walk right by that?
Summary: Izembaro, the arrogant leader of a small Braavosi theatre troupe specializing in bad rhymes and fart jokes, sometimes gets very drunk and claims to be from a city called Lundon. Nobody really believes him. But his leading lady remembers that one time when he went off on a long soliloquy on stage...
“Look on every exit as being an entrance somewhere else.”
- Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dead
( I'm a trained actor reduced to the status of a bum! )
Author: Beer Good (
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Fandom: Game of Thrones/Withnail & I (GoT season 6)
Rating: PG13
Word count: ~900
Author's notes: Come on, GoT casts Richard E Grant as a bitter hammy actor and nobody writes a Withnail & I crossover? You thought I was just going to walk right by that?
Summary: Izembaro, the arrogant leader of a small Braavosi theatre troupe specializing in bad rhymes and fart jokes, sometimes gets very drunk and claims to be from a city called Lundon. Nobody really believes him. But his leading lady remembers that one time when he went off on a long soliloquy on stage...
“Look on every exit as being an entrance somewhere else.”
- Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dead
( I'm a trained actor reduced to the status of a bum! )
So they announced the Willowy Goodness Awards, and I won some stuff! Particularly for First One To Turn The Wheel Is A Chicken and The Pieces That Prevailed.
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Huge thanks to everyone, especially
dragonydreams for holding it together! Check out the full list of winners here - congrats all!
Also, leaving this here for tomorrow:

And I have the fic to back it up.
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Huge thanks to everyone, especially
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Also, leaving this here for tomorrow:

And I have the fic to back it up.
Fic: Avalanche (Game of Thrones)
Jan. 10th, 2016 02:37 pmSo here's one I've been mulling over ever since episode 5.08 ("Hardhome"). I wanted more Karsi, so ... Go team!
Title: Avalanche
Author: Beer Good (
beer_good_foamy)
Fandom: Game of Thrones, post-s5
Rating: PG13
Warnings: Death, family unfriendly death, undeath, apocalypse.
Word count: ~1200
Characters/Pairing: Karsi
Summary: After the battle of Hardhome, the wight that was the chieftain Karsi rises with all the others. Then she and everyone else in the white walkers' army start moving, slowly but surely, south. Snowflake by snowflake, winter. Is. Coming.
Full circle. A new terror born in death, a new superstition entering the unassailable fortress of forever.
- Richard Matheson
( Awareness comes to the being that was Karsi slowly, if it comes at all. It's not so much a matter of remembering who or what she is, as just knowing that she is. )
Title: Avalanche
Author: Beer Good (
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Fandom: Game of Thrones, post-s5
Rating: PG13
Warnings: Death, family unfriendly death, undeath, apocalypse.
Word count: ~1200
Characters/Pairing: Karsi
Summary: After the battle of Hardhome, the wight that was the chieftain Karsi rises with all the others. Then she and everyone else in the white walkers' army start moving, slowly but surely, south. Snowflake by snowflake, winter. Is. Coming.
Full circle. A new terror born in death, a new superstition entering the unassailable fortress of forever.
- Richard Matheson
( Awareness comes to the being that was Karsi slowly, if it comes at all. It's not so much a matter of remembering who or what she is, as just knowing that she is. )
Game of Thrones cast Max von Sydow as a raven
Fuck yeah.

Just imagine all the lines they could sneak in.
"Are you... death?"
"No, I'm a raven, dumbass."
"THE POWER OF THE SEVEN COMPELS YOU!"

"DIVE! DIVE!"
"...Shut up, Bran."

"Never say nevermore again!"
"...You're really pushing it now, raven."
...OK, maybe not. But at least throw a chess game in there, huh?

Fuck yeah.

Just imagine all the lines they could sneak in.
"Are you... death?"
"No, I'm a raven, dumbass."
"THE POWER OF THE SEVEN COMPELS YOU!"

"DIVE! DIVE!"
"...Shut up, Bran."

"Never say nevermore again!"
"...You're really pushing it now, raven."
...OK, maybe not. But at least throw a chess game in there, huh?

Game of Thrones 5.03: A poll
Apr. 27th, 2015 08:16 pmRather than a review, here's a short poll about this season's best fight scene (I'd say "so far", but I honestly doubt they're going to top this).
( I... AM... THE QUEEEEN! )
Standard GoT disclaimer: I haven't read the books, please avoid spoilers past this week's episode in the comments.
( I... AM... THE QUEEEEN! )
Standard GoT disclaimer: I haven't read the books, please avoid spoilers past this week's episode in the comments.