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[beer_good_foamy]

open_on_sunday prompt: "Left over(s)". One somewhat mean-spirited serves-him-right thingy, one incredibly dumb pun.

Where Do Broken Hearts Go (*)

Parker ordered another beer. His face still hurt from yesterday's encounter with Riley, and the shiner hardly helped him pick up a girl to restore his self-image. But as a beautiful blonde with teary eyes sat down next to him, he cleared his throat and became Sensitive Guy.

"Excuse me, but I can't help but notice that you've been hurt. As you can see, I can relate. If you want to talk–"

She looked up, sobbing. "Can we skip it and just, like, go someplace private?"

Score! "A lady's request is my command. By the way, I'm Parker."

"Harmony."


(I guess that one makes up for the nice fic I wrote about Parker and the nice vid I made where he and Buffy get to live happily ever after.)



Because It's Right (*)

*kchhhhh*

The walkie-talkie crackled. "Right, so where is it?"

"Where is it, over."

"Better check your locator thingamabob, Andrew. There ain't a single *kchhhhh* demon above me."

"Spike, you have to say 'over' when you're done talking. Over."

"Fine. Where's the nest, over."

"You should see two doors. The demon eggs are in the *kchhhhh* ...hundreds of adult demons in the other. Over."

"Say what?"

"You *kchhhhh* say 'Didn't copy, over.' Over."

"Didn't copy. OVER. Right?"

"Right. Over."

"Right then... bloody HELL!" Spike ran for his life. "Wrong room, ya little *kchhhhh*..."

"Don't blame me! I said the left! Over!"

Comments

[not-purrrfect.livejournal.com]

Good stuff. Thanks for the giggles.

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the review! Though your icon freaks me out. It's like... its eyes keep following me. Gaaaah.

[not-purrrfect.livejournal.com]

That's my cat. Someone made her blink.

Sorry it freaked you.

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Oh, not to worry. It's just my sleep deprivation. And childhood cat-related trauma. And... uh... nah. Not that freaked, really. Just need sleep.

[spikendru.livejournal.com]

Loved these!

Andrew trying to teach Spike the 'proper' method of walkie-talkie communication was hilarious, and I'm hoping that Harmony ate Parker when she was finished with him!

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Well, the alternative is... Vamp!Parker. Can you imagine Parker and Harmony trying to be Spike and Dru? It's... nah. Not going there.

[spikendru.livejournal.com]

YES! Yes, you must go there! Harmony/Vamp!Parker! Oh, my! And he'd still be wearing Lands End khaki pants and Dockers, of course, because he thinks he's too 'cool' for the Leather Pants of Ev0l^TM!

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Oh, definitely. And it would almost be a fitting fate for him - eternity as Harmony's minion. (Poor guy. Really. No one deserves that.)

[spikendru.livejournal.com]

Hey! You dissin' my Harmony lurve? I even made her a kinda/sorta Superhero recently!

[rayruz.livejournal.com]

So THAT'S what happened to Parker...

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Well, we can hope. :-)