Quick Penguin Break

[beer_good_foamy]

In Heat

"Kaaaark!" Angel cried as he caught sight of Buffy. It was true. It was really her. His one foretold love, the one he was fated to be with. The one he'd stomped on so many eggs to win. As he slowly waddled across the ice towards her, he could feel warmth spreading within him.

Buffy cocked her head, regarding him with a slightly worried look. "Kaaa?"

Angel shouted a triumphant "Kaaaar-aaark!" as the heat in his loins kept building, the warm glow of his destiny, the hot flame of his desire. It felt like he was flying across the ice towards Buffy, seeing her as through a haze of - hang on. That's not haze, that's steam. "Oh... Kark." He'd barely gotten the curse out before the ice melted under his hot, glowing feet and he plummeted into the icy cold ocean beneath.

Buffy put her flipper to her forehead, slowly shook her head and sighed. "Karaar."

Comments

[moscow-watcher.livejournal.com]

Heee! And then their stormy penguin passion melted the polar cap, and the world turned into the "Waterworld" - but who cares? Theirs was a special destiny, the rest was unimportant!

[eilowyn.livejournal.com]

So Angel's penguin special-ness is melting the polar ice caps? Someone should tell Al Gore.

[angearia.livejournal.com]

I should've known Angel was responsible for Waterworld. And here I was blaming Kevin Costner this entire time...

[gillo]

Wasn't Joss involved somewhere in Waterworld?

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Yup. He was a "script doctor" (or as some call it, an "arc welder") which basically means he tried to edit the script to introduce some semblance of plot and write some snappy dialogue.

MAL REYNOLDS KEVIN COSTNER: This is my boat. I got it the way I like it. You take up space and you slow me down.

Anyone who's actually sat through Waterworld knows how well he succeeded. Though obviously, it was an impossible task.

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

HA! That's brilliant, Joss is uniting all his stories into one big 'verse. Now all we need is for Buffy to make out with the big bad, like Ripley at the end of Alien: Resurrection.

...Oh. Nevermind.

[petzipellepingo.livejournal.com]

Kaaar-aark!!