So I'm trying to do something for this Twisting the Hellmouth challenge, writing 20 crossover drabbles where Buffyverse characters get to do something they've never done before. But I wanted to post this first because after the other day, I had to write it. (Now I just have to do 19 more...)
Fandom: Angel/Monty Python's Flying Circus
Feel welcome (For Terry Jones)
Bromley, 1970
Angel had no business going into a café. He didn't belong among people, he was a freak, he belonged in the alley eating rodents. But it was raining so hard.
"Right, luv, what'll it be?", the somewhat rough-looking woman behind the counter asked. "We have egg and spam, egg bacon and spam, egg bacon sausage and spam, spam bacon sausage and spam, spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam, and strawberry tart." She paused. "With some rat in it."
Angel smiled for the first time in decades. "I'll have a slice with a lot of rat in it."
Fandom: Angel/Monty Python's Flying Circus
Feel welcome (For Terry Jones)
Bromley, 1970
Angel had no business going into a café. He didn't belong among people, he was a freak, he belonged in the alley eating rodents. But it was raining so hard.
"Right, luv, what'll it be?", the somewhat rough-looking woman behind the counter asked. "We have egg and spam, egg bacon and spam, egg bacon sausage and spam, spam bacon sausage and spam, spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam, and strawberry tart." She paused. "With some rat in it."
Angel smiled for the first time in decades. "I'll have a slice with a lot of rat in it."