Drabble

Jan. 24th, 2020 05:09 pm
beer_good_foamy: (Default)
So I'm trying to do something for this Twisting the Hellmouth challenge, writing 20 crossover drabbles where Buffyverse characters get to do something they've never done before. But I wanted to post this first because after the other day, I had to write it. (Now I just have to do 19 more...)

Fandom: Angel/Monty Python's Flying Circus

Feel welcome (For Terry Jones)
Bromley, 1970
Angel had no business going into a café. He didn't belong among people, he was a freak, he belonged in the alley eating rodents. But it was raining so hard.

"Right, luv, what'll it be?", the somewhat rough-looking woman behind the counter asked. "We have egg and spam, egg bacon and spam, egg bacon sausage and spam, spam bacon sausage and spam, spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam, and strawberry tart." She paused. "With some rat in it."

Angel smiled for the first time in decades. "I'll have a slice with a lot of rat in it."
beer_good_foamy: (Buffy)
Here's another one for [community profile] buffyversebingo, and the box on my card that says "Plan of action". This is a plotbunny I've had kicking around my head for a while, and I figured hey, it's silly and gratuitous and maybe that's what the world needs right now.

Title: Best Laid Plans
Author: Beer Good ([personal profile] beer_good_foamy)
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Characters/Pairing: Buffy/Faith
Warnings: Non-con, bondage, consensual roleplay, blatant epithet abuse
Rating: R
Word count: ~1250
Summary: Remember in "Enemies", when Faith and Angelus have Buffy chained to the wall and are promising to torture her? Well, this version goes a little differently...
Loosely inspired by Nautibitz's Baby Likes To Roleplay.

Everybody always asks, why can't you be more like Buffy? But did anyone ever ask if you could be more like me?
- Faith Lehane, "Enemies"

The blonde Slayer opened her eyes. The room was dark, but candles set shadows dancing across the walls as she looked up at her captors and strained against the manacles that kept her chained to the wall. )
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This year's [community profile] intoabar challenge threw me a bit at first. But I think I like where this ended up. It's been way too long since I got to use the Let's Mess With Angel tag.

Previous fics I've written for this comm:
How To Drain Your Flagon (Wesley Wyndam-Pryce walks into a bar and meets... Khal Drogo!)
Untimely (Drusilla walks into a bar and meets... Zoe Washburne!)
The Scrying of Lot 48 (Willow Rosenberg walks into a bar and meets... Ron Swanson!)
I Will Face My Fear (Dale Cooper walks into a bar and meets... Riley Finn!)

Title: A Product Of Its Time
Author: Beer Good ([personal profile] beer_good_foamy)
Fandom: Buffyverse/Stranger Things
Rating: PG13
Word count: ~1150
Summary: Angel walks into a bar and meets… Steve Harrington! A tale of heartbreak, nostalgia and hairspray follows.

He was passing through someplace called Hawkins, Indiana, and he could have sworn they were playing the new Barry Manilow song when he walked past the Hideaway Pub )

Kaark

Apr. 7th, 2013 10:57 pm
beer_good_foamy: (Penguins)
[livejournal.com profile] eilowyn put out a call for penguin fic. So here's a quick drabble inspired by a comment from [personal profile] shapinglight.

Camouflage

He was trying to remain unruffled, but when another penguin stepped on his tailfeathers for the fourteenth time that day, Angel finally snapped at it with a frustrated "KAAAARK!"

The other penguin stared in his general direction as if its eyes had trouble focussing and mumbled a confused "Kaarrk..?" Seconds later, another penguin bumped into Angel from behind, looked around as if it couldn't see what it had collided with, dropped some guano on Angel's feet and waddled off without even apologising.

Angel sighed. In retrospect, having yourself whitewashed isn't a good idea when you live on an ice floe.
beer_good_foamy: (Default)
ETA: Woah, just checked the news. Hope everyone in the path of angry nature is keeping safe.

Coming off the meme I posted yesterday, one ficlet and one drabble.

Title: Dawn Summers Solves Things With SCIENCE!
Author: Beer Good ([personal profile] beer_good_foamy)
Fandom: Buffyverse, post-”Chosen”
Word count: 350
Characters: Dawn, Faith, possibly Dawn/Faith
Rating: PG13
Warning:: Drunkenness, wandering hands
Summary: [personal profile] snowpuppies wanted “drunk!Dawn, Gen with Buffy or slashy with Faith, preferably.”

Something was rubbing against her nose, was Dawn’s first muddled thought. )


Title: Somebody To Shove
Author: Beer Good ([personal profile] beer_good_foamy)
Fandom: Buffyverse
Word count: 100
Characters: Angel, Riley
Rating: PG13
Summary: [livejournal.com profile] darkpoole wanted “Angel and Riley forced to share a bed.”

Move. )

Ficlet

Aug. 21st, 2010 01:15 am
beer_good_foamy: (Season 8)
MY COMPUTER IS WORKING PROPERLY AGAIN. Phew. And I didn't even lose everything I had on it.

So to celebrate, here's a little snarkfic for the day. Spoilers for the Riley oneshot.

Title: Is That A Good?
Author: Beer Good ([livejournal.com profile] beer_good_foamy)
Fandom: Season 8
Word Count: ~600
Rating: PG13
Summary: The Big Bads (or are they?) have a cup of coffee and try to work out the kinks of their plan.

”Baby, we're the government. It's what we do.”
- Riley Finn, BtVS 4.22 “Restless”


It's the caffeine. It makes me jittery. )

Ficlet

Aug. 21st, 2010 01:15 am
beer_good_foamy: (Default)
MY COMPUTER IS WORKING PROPERLY AGAIN. Phew. And I didn't even lose everything I had on it.

So to celebrate, here's a little snarkfic for the day. Spoilers for the Riley oneshot.

Title: Is That A Good?
Author: Beer Good ([livejournal.com profile] beer_good_foamy)
Fandom: Season 8
Word Count: ~600
Rating: PG13
Summary: The Big Bads (or are they?) have a cup of coffee and try to work out the kinks of their plan.

”Baby, we're the government. It's what we do.”
- Riley Finn, BtVS 4.22 “Restless”


It's the caffeine. It makes me jittery. )
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[livejournal.com profile] still_grrr's monthly theme is "Love Fest", so here's one het, one slash, and one femslash... thingy. (I'd originally planned for three drabbles, but the last one got away from me a bit.)

Title: All Wrapped Up
Author: Beer Good ([livejournal.com profile] beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13
Fandom/timeline: Buffyverse, Wishverse
Word Count: 100
Pairing: Willow/Xander

The gift that keeps on giving )

Title: There Goes The Cavalry
Author: Beer Good ([livejournal.com profile] beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13
Fandom/timeline: Angel, shortly after "Not Fade Away"
Word Count: 100
Pairing: Spike/Andrew

'Gratitude'. Riiiight. )

Title: Sanguine
Author: Beer Good ([livejournal.com profile] beer_good_foamy)
Rating: R-ish
Fandom/timeline: Angel, "Reunion"
Word Count: 333
Characters: Drusilla/Darla
Warnings: ***Violence, slight bloodplay, slight incestuousness***

"When blood sees blood of its own
It sings to see itself again
It sings to hear the voice it's known
It sings to recognize the face"

(Suzanne Vega)

'Sanguine'. Hopeful. Plus, point of interest, it also means 'bloody'. )
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[livejournal.com profile] still_grrr's monthly theme is "Love Fest", so here's one het, one slash, and one femslash... thingy. (I'd originally planned for three drabbles, but the last one got away from me a bit.)

Title: All Wrapped Up
Author: Beer Good ([livejournal.com profile] beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13
Fandom/timeline: Buffyverse, Wishverse
Word Count: 100
Pairing: Willow/Xander

The gift that keeps on giving )

Title: There Goes The Cavalry
Author: Beer Good ([livejournal.com profile] beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13
Fandom/timeline: Angel, shortly after "Not Fade Away"
Word Count: 100
Pairing: Spike/Andrew

'Gratitude'. Riiiight. )

Title: Sanguine
Author: Beer Good ([livejournal.com profile] beer_good_foamy)
Rating: R-ish
Fandom/timeline: Angel, "Reunion"
Word Count: 333
Characters: Drusilla/Darla
Warnings: ***Violence, slight bloodplay, slight incestuousness***

"When blood sees blood of its own
It sings to see itself again
It sings to hear the voice it's known
It sings to recognize the face"

(Suzanne Vega)

'Sanguine'. Hopeful. Plus, point of interest, it also means 'bloody'. )
beer_good_foamy: (Herb - The Dork Avenger)
OK, the invitation rule is always fun. If a vampire hasn't been invited into a private residence, there's an invisible barrier keeping him or her out. So in "Epiphany", if you recall, Angel has to save the gang from a bunch of funky demons with eyes in the back of their necks holding them hostage inside a house belonging to the late Sharp family, former non-paying clients of Angel Inc. Angel does this by driving Lindsey's truck straight through the window. One of those hero moments he does.

Now, luckily for him (and less so for the Sharps) everyone who used to live in that house is dead, which means Angel can enter without an invitation. And this is in an episode where the invitation rule is a pretty big theme.

The trouble with that, of course, is that while we know that the Sharps are dead, Angel doesn't. In fact, since the demons want to impregnate humans, it would have made sense for them to NOT kill the people in the house. So say, hypothetically, one or more of the Sharps was still alive. Say the invitation barrier was still up. So a vampire drives a heavy truck at full speed towards a house where he hasn't been invited.

What happens?

[Poll #1487771]
beer_good_foamy: (Default)
OK, the invitation rule is always fun. If a vampire hasn't been invited into a private residence, there's an invisible barrier keeping him or her out. So in "Epiphany", if you recall, Angel has to save the gang from a bunch of funky demons with eyes in the back of their necks holding them hostage inside a house belonging to the late Sharp family, former non-paying clients of Angel Inc. Angel does this by driving Lindsey's truck straight through the window. One of those hero moments he does.

Now, luckily for him (and less so for the Sharps) everyone who used to live in that house is dead, which means Angel can enter without an invitation. And this is in an episode where the invitation rule is a pretty big theme.

The trouble with that, of course, is that while we know that the Sharps are dead, Angel doesn't. In fact, since the demons want to impregnate humans, it would have made sense for them to NOT kill the people in the house. So say, hypothetically, one or more of the Sharps was still alive. Say the invitation barrier was still up. So a vampire drives a heavy truck at full speed towards a house where he hasn't been invited.

What happens?

[Poll #1487771]

Drabble!

Jan. 23rd, 2009 10:58 pm
beer_good_foamy: (Herb - The Dork Avenger)
Rather than write a review of After the Fall #16 I wrote a drabble, inspired by a comment in [livejournal.com profile] moscow_watcher's review. Spoilers, of course.

Title: Load Last Saved Game
Author: Beer Good ([livejournal.com profile] beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13
Fandom/timeline: After the Fall, post-#16
Word Count: 100

Undo it! Undo it! )

Drabble!

Jan. 23rd, 2009 10:58 pm
beer_good_foamy: (Default)
Rather than write a review of After the Fall #16 I wrote a drabble, inspired by a comment in [livejournal.com profile] moscow_watcher's review. Spoilers, of course.

Title: Load Last Saved Game
Author: Beer Good ([livejournal.com profile] beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13
Fandom/timeline: After the Fall, post-#16
Word Count: 100

Undo it! Undo it! )
beer_good_foamy: (Herb - The Dork Avenger)
I won a [livejournal.com profile] still_grrr banner for Why Are You Wearing That Stupid Human Suit. Thanks, everyone, and especially [livejournal.com profile] xlivvielockex as usual!



Also, a scene in Angel: After the Fall #14 which made me laugh out loud and the reason it did:

Cut for images and spoilers )
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I won a [livejournal.com profile] still_grrr banner for Why Are You Wearing That Stupid Human Suit. Thanks, everyone, and especially [livejournal.com profile] xlivvielockex as usual!



Also, a scene in Angel: After the Fall #14 which made me laugh out loud and the reason it did:

Cut for images and spoilers )

Drabbles

Sep. 22nd, 2008 11:26 pm
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ETA on top so everyone sees it: [livejournal.com profile] doyle_sb4 wrote a Dr Who/Blackadder crossover which not only explains a lot but is also dead funny. Go read.

Man, Merlin sucked. Why can't someone give ASH a decent script? It's great that he's working, but between this, The Invisibles and that rock opera thingy with Paris Hilton, I'm starting to wonder if he's insulted his agent somehow.

Anyway, two drabbles for [livejournal.com profile] open_on_sunday's prompt "Hope."

Silly-ish Spike & Angel )

Serious-ish Jonathan & Andrew )

Drabbles

Sep. 22nd, 2008 11:26 pm
beer_good_foamy: (Default)
ETA on top so everyone sees it: [livejournal.com profile] doyle_sb4 wrote a Dr Who/Blackadder crossover which not only explains a lot but is also dead funny. Go read.

Man, Merlin sucked. Why can't someone give ASH a decent script? It's great that he's working, but between this, The Invisibles and that rock opera thingy with Paris Hilton, I'm starting to wonder if he's insulted his agent somehow.

Anyway, two drabbles for [livejournal.com profile] open_on_sunday's prompt "Hope."

Silly-ish Spike & Angel )

Serious-ish Jonathan & Andrew )
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ETA: Far be it from me to forget this: Mission Accomplished won an award at the Rogue Poet Awards! Huge thanks!

Banner )

And once again, [livejournal.com profile] speakr2customrs comes back with a response in the form of a deliciously groanworthy drabble. But I will not be denied! The War of the Rings continues - this time, with a slightly longer fic including a pairing that I do believe is rather popular on my flist. (See tag for previous entries.)

Title: Hey Mr Clean, You're Dirty Now Too
Author: Beer Good ([livejournal.com profile] beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13 for nudity
Word Count: 400
Fandom: Lord of the Rings (Movieverse)/Buffy

Splish splash, I was taking a bath )
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