Quick Penguin Break

[beer_good_foamy]

In Heat

"Kaaaark!" Angel cried as he caught sight of Buffy. It was true. It was really her. His one foretold love, the one he was fated to be with. The one he'd stomped on so many eggs to win. As he slowly waddled across the ice towards her, he could feel warmth spreading within him.

Buffy cocked her head, regarding him with a slightly worried look. "Kaaa?"

Angel shouted a triumphant "Kaaaar-aaark!" as the heat in his loins kept building, the warm glow of his destiny, the hot flame of his desire. It felt like he was flying across the ice towards Buffy, seeing her as through a haze of - hang on. That's not haze, that's steam. "Oh... Kark." He'd barely gotten the curse out before the ice melted under his hot, glowing feet and he plummeted into the icy cold ocean beneath.

Buffy put her flipper to her forehead, slowly shook her head and sighed. "Karaar."

Comments

[brutti-ma-buoni.livejournal.com]

I completely withdraw my belief that the penguin fic genre was sadly past its prime. Truly, penguins make anything better. Fandom needs penguins.

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

There is no bad with penguins. Well, except the evil or clinically depressed ones, but that just makes them an even more Buffy-like substitute for... certain other stories.