Drabble

[beer_good_foamy]

open_on_sunday had the prompt "box", which made me write... Spangel?!? Let's see how many get this one.

Something From The Heart

Wolfram & Hart's entertainment division was busy before Christmas, piping music to every store and producing every Christmas special on TV. So when Spike asked for help with a gift, Lorne said:

"Nope. Uh-uh. No time. Besides, Angel's my boss. I can't help you do... that to him."

"Even if I promise not to tell him you cancelled A Very Barry Christmas?"

Lorne cringed. "You wouldn't..."

"It might slip out by accident," Spike grinned wickedly. "Unless you tell me how to give the old poof what he deserves."

"OK." Lorne sighed and handed him the box. "First, cut a hole here..."

Comments

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Thanks! And of course, this was back in 2003/2004, years before the song - Spike and Lorne started the trend, haha.

[xlivvielockex.livejournal.com]

So that begs the question, if Spike is asking Lorne about it, can we assume Lorne invented it? Then you've got the next question, what exactly does Lorne have in terms of genitalia since well, heart in the butt, head can be cut off, etc? Finally, who exactly got Lorne's box?

I think I'm really overthinking this drabble. All. Your. Fault. LOL