Drabble

[beer_good_foamy]

open_on_sunday had the prompt "box", which made me write... Spangel?!? Let's see how many get this one.

Something From The Heart

Wolfram & Hart's entertainment division was busy before Christmas, piping music to every store and producing every Christmas special on TV. So when Spike asked for help with a gift, Lorne said:

"Nope. Uh-uh. No time. Besides, Angel's my boss. I can't help you do... that to him."

"Even if I promise not to tell him you cancelled A Very Barry Christmas?"

Lorne cringed. "You wouldn't..."

"It might slip out by accident," Spike grinned wickedly. "Unless you tell me how to give the old poof what he deserves."

"OK." Lorne sighed and handed him the box. "First, cut a hole here..."

Comments

[spuffyduds.livejournal.com]

BWAH!!!!!!!!!!

[washa-way.livejournal.com]

I think I saw it coming before spuffy did.

I mean, she READ it to me and all, but I still think I saw it coming.

I don't mean COMING, that is, but you know, it came earlier for me than it did for her.

Oh, never mind.

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Hehe, thanks!

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

:-) That was pretty much my reaction when I saw the prompt... Thanks!

[obiwahn.livejournal.com]

Hahaha!

I get it.

XD

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Yay, thanks!

[spikes_heart.livejournal.com]

**snorfles**

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

:-)

[emelye-miller.livejournal.com]

ROTFL. That might be the most ridiculous thing ever.

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Haha, that's quite an honour. Thanks!

[xlivvielockex.livejournal.com]

LOL

Though I find it totally sad that Spike is a little too dim to figure out that present. The instructions are right in the song!

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Thanks! And of course, this was back in 2003/2004, years before the song - Spike and Lorne started the trend, haha.

[xlivvielockex.livejournal.com]

So that begs the question, if Spike is asking Lorne about it, can we assume Lorne invented it? Then you've got the next question, what exactly does Lorne have in terms of genitalia since well, heart in the butt, head can be cut off, etc? Finally, who exactly got Lorne's box?

I think I'm really overthinking this drabble. All. Your. Fault. LOL

[lauratd.livejournal.com]

OK, now I have visions of A Very Barry Christmas - and it's not pretty

and yeah, I got the D in the B joke- funny but it doesn't get you off the hook for making me imagine Manilow dancing down the stairs singing:

His name is Santa
He's very jolly
He's got reindeer to pull his sleigh
with Rudolf to lead the way...

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

"Oh Santa, you came and you gave without taking, then you went on your sleigh..." Thanks!

[lynnenne]

I love you.

That is all.

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Right back atcha! :-)

[goodbyebird]

XD

It's a dick in a box, isn't it? It is. It totally is. I'm just gonna go ahead and ignore whatever comment I get back, and go on happily assuming it's a dick in a box.

XD

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

But of course it is. :-) Thanks!

[ozma914.livejournal.com]

It took a minute to figure out what the gift was, then I started giggling ...

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

That's the effect I was going for. :-) Thanks!