Drabble

[beer_good_foamy]

Woah. I drabbled. Been a while since I've been in the mood to even read fic, much less write it, but this idea (courtesty of a dumb old joke) just appeared to me for open_on_sunday's prompt "Wine/Whine". Hope it works.

After Work
Season 3

Faith stretched out on the motel bed and kicked off her patrol boots. "Pop quiz, B: Yesterday, I killed a vampire with a bottle of wine. How?"

"Was it communion wine?" Buffy brushed vamp dust from her coat and sat down on the bed.

"Like the way you think. But no.”

"You... poured it over him, lit a match, and woosh?"

"Nope."

"Alright, I give. How did you kill a vampire with a bottle of wine?"

Faith grinned and produced a bottle from under the bed. "I took the bottle from him before I staked him. Drinks are on me."

Comments

[ladyjane]

*groans* Punny, real punny. ;D

[beer_good_foamy]

*grins* Thanks!

[treadingthedark.livejournal.com]

This made me smile! Funny!

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Glad to hear it, thanks!

[dulcedeusex.livejournal.com]

THIS? Is going in my personal canon mems. It felt like canon and so it is! Loved the little touches of Faith kicking off her patrol boots, and Buffy brushing vamp dust off her!

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Yay! Thanks!

[rebcake.livejournal.com]

*rim shot*

I like the way you think, too, buster! This goes right next to "Pattern Recognition" in my head canon.

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

I think a lot of my vague Buffy/Faith-ishly stories take place in that story. :) Thanks!

[shapinglight]

Ouch! Hee! Faith is funny.

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Girl's got a sense of humour, yo. Thanks!

[xlivvielockex.livejournal.com]

LOL

Brilliant as always. :) I so didn't see it coming and gave me a good chuckle.

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

I'm almost tempted to continue this scene. It's just that lately, every plotbunny seems to fall over dead the second I poke it...