Thank you for this! I'm not exactly in a holiday mood so this strikes all the right notes - I needed a chuckle.
Why do I have to host the party every year?
Because you keep volunteering for the gig until it's become an expectation that you will do it. It's a vicious cycle sweetie. Also, you not-so-secretly love having everyone get together as long as you get to sigh and bitch about it a little.
Also - lack of habitual drunkness?
I thought this was the funniest line I've read all year:
I take it not spending billions on cheap trinkets isn't the answer they're looking for?
Until I got to this one:
Vampires are metaphors? I have now, officially, heard it all.
However I am embarrassed to admit I didn't get Xander's reference. Andrew is a better man than I am *hangs head*
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Date: 2015-12-24 06:39 pm (UTC)Why do I have to host the party every year?
Because you keep volunteering for the gig until it's become an expectation that you will do it. It's a vicious cycle sweetie. Also, you not-so-secretly love having everyone get together as long as you get to sigh and bitch about it a little.
Also - lack of habitual drunkness?
I thought this was the funniest line I've read all year:
I take it not spending billions on cheap trinkets isn't the answer they're looking for?
Until I got to this one:
Vampires are metaphors? I have now, officially, heard it all.
However I am embarrassed to admit I didn't get Xander's reference. Andrew is a better man than I am *hangs head*