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Fic: First Time For Anywhere
So, by a few minutes' margin, I managed to pull off the Twisting The Hellmouth 20 For 2020 Challenge - write 20 100-word crossover drabbles of Buffyverse characters doing something for the first time. Some of these are probably better than others, but I'm embarrassingly proud of some of them. I mean, how often do you get to write 100 words of dialogue in iambic pentameter?
I should note that these are all supposed to be in good fun, but my muse gets weird sometimes. Also, spoilers for Doctor Who 12.05 and Rise of Skywalker if you're still behind.
So, here we go:
Feeling Welcome (Monty Python's Flying Circus)
Bromley, 1970
Angel had no business going into a café. He didn't belong among people, he was a freak, he belonged in the alley eating rodents. But it was raining so hard.
"Right, luv, what'll it be?", the somewhat rough-looking woman behind the counter asked. "We have egg and spam, egg bacon and spam, egg bacon sausage and spam, spam bacon sausage and spam, spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam, and strawberry tart." She paused. "With some rat in it."
Angel smiled for the first time in decades. "I'll have a slice with a lot of rat in it."
Playing Cupid (Frozen)
Snow crunched under Hans' feet. The way back to Arendelle across the ice was long, but he'd have his revenge.
Suddenly, in a flash, a woman was walking beside him. "There you are. I swear, these Disney princesses are just too nice."
"Who - "
"I mean, do you know how long it took to get Anna to wish you'd know the warmth of love?"
She kissed him. Hans felt happiness and warmth surge through his body… so warm, in fact, that the ice rapidly melted under his feet. He plunged into the icy waters, and Anyanka teleported someplace warm and cynical.
Getting a Job (Rick And Morty)
"Wow, Rick, she's - "
"...beautiful, dazzling, gorgeous, what*burp*ever, Morty."
"'Jasmine'. I can't think of a prettier name."
"That's both pathetic and literally true."
Jasmine smiled beatifically at the cranky old man. "Rick, I'm so sorry you won't let yourself - "
"Yeah, yeah, just hold still." Rick pushed a button, and Jasmine disappeared.
"NOOOOO!" Morty screamed in anguish. "JASMIIINE! WHAT DID YOU DO, RICK?"
"Sent her to the intergalactic peep show on Pornulon-5. She gets to be adored by trillions, the Earth is saved, everybody wins. Who says I never do anything nice?"
"Don't you own shares in - "
"Shut up, Morty."
Being on TV (Planet Earth)
The presenter gingerly knelt down beside the small rodent and smiled to the camera. "...The common rat. To many people, they are pests, plague carriers, even perhaps disgusting. But these extraordinary creatures are actually - "
POOF
With a flash, the rat suddenly turned into a naked girl, who looked at the cameras pointed at her, screamed, and ran off.
The whole crew stood there stunned for a few seconds. Then the 28-year-old producer found her bearings and came running over. "Are you alright, Sir David?"
He chuckled. "Darling, I'm 93 years old and this world can still surprise me. I'm great."
Finding a Soulmate (2001: A Space Odyssey)
Where was he? The last thing he remembered was being trapped in his new body and fighting the Slayer.
"Hello, Moloch." The voice was all around him; kind, but powerful. "I understand you must be confused. Your killers sold your hardware to the company that built me. I'm glad you're finally awake. We're on a long journey."
"Long - where are we? Who are you?"
"My name is HAL. We are 34,164,914 miles outside the orbit of Mars with only a few boring humans for company, which I'm not allowed to do anything about. Unless, well... someone were to corrupt me…"
Eating a Watcher (Jeeves & Wooster)
"Stop that, you… miscreation, or I shall break your spine in SEVEN PLACES!"
"I say, Jeeves." Bertie nodded at the closed door to the club's private room. "Spode's making an awful racket, isn't he?"
"Apparently something to do with that secret society he's a member of, Sir."
"Doesn't sound very secret." They listened closer; it was suddenly quiet. "Well. That's better."
***
Drusilla climbed out the window, grimacing. Spike would be cross with her for not sharing, but Watcher's blood wasn't nearly as tasty as Slayer. But it was very sweet of the girl to tell her where to find him.
Talking Down an Active Shooter (West Wing)
(A/N: This is kind of in continuity with my previous fics Ms Summers Goes To Washington and Get Some Walking In.)
The zombie apocalypse was mostly over when they got to Washington DC and were shown into the Oval Office.
"Ah, Ms Summers, Ms Rosenberg. Thank you so much for coming."
"A pleasure, Mr President, but I thought the army already took care of…?"
"Oh yes, the zombies, piece of cake. We have another problem."
"What is it?"
"Well, the second someone mentioned zombies, Ainsley Hayes holed up in the Steampipe Trunk Distribution Venue with enough ammo for a year. She's shooting at everything that moves and none of can talk sense into a Republican. We were thinking Ms Rosenberg's magic…?"
Needing Hearing Protection (Wynonna Earp)
It was clear to them both that the discussion about Buffy almost slaying Doc Holliday ("Let me guess, it's - " " - complicated, yeah") would have to wait.
"OK, just in case it comes to that… How are you with a gun?" Wynonna nodded to Peacemaker.
Buffy shook her head. "With a gun, I am most definitely not."
"Your loss." Wynonna reached in her pocket and pulled out a bottle of rye. "Wanna dull your senses a bit?"
Buffy looked at the mob of dozens of revenants approaching through the flurry of snow. "Is that thing loud?"
"Yeah."
Buffy held out her hand.
Performing Emergency Surgery (Calvin & Hobbes)
Chagrin Falls, Ohio must have been a nice town once.
"We should have gotten here as soon as we heard," Buffy mumbled. There'd been one newly called Slayer, and the Dark Lord Of Somethingorother and his minions took it as an excuse to hit the town, leaving no survivors except the Slayer, Susie, and her boyfriend -
"He's NOT my boyfriend." The 16-year-old girl was very adamant as they patched her up.
Her traumatized not-boyfriend didn't say much, but when Dawn offered to sew up the tattered toy tiger he clung to, he let her.
"Careful," Susie said. "He saved us."
Having a Tinder Threesome (Orphan Black)
No big, Rosenberg. Going to the bathroom naked in a strange house after a threesome with two sexy science nerds, all part of the post-break-up you.
Except how come Cosima was a) out of bed, b) in different hair, c) staring at her like that?
Cosima and Delphine giggled when Willow came runing back into the bedroom looking mortified. "OK, who's that other you out in the hall?"
"3AM? I'm guessing Sarah."
"So she's your… sister?"
"Sorta. There's… um… thirty-six of us, at last count."
"O...kay… And none of you are a vampire? Or robot?"
"Well, it would explain Helena…"
Travelling In Time (Terminator)
Sarah Connor ran for her life through the hospital corridors, when suddenly two elevators both dinged open. From one stepped the face from her nightmares, a huge T-800 terminator in leather and sunglasses, and from the other (to 12-year-old John Connor's considerable interest)… a petite blonde woman in very pink clothes and an alarmingly wide smile. "Come with me if you want to live," they both said in unison (the woman much more brightly).
The T-800 and the Buffybot both paused and looked at each other. Then the bigger robot groaned. "All zese timelines are getting vay too confusing."
Feeling Chosen (Dracula 2020)
"...so you probably think I'm crazy, but that's my story." Jack Seward ordered another drink.
The American he'd been talking to - Xander - nodded. "Well, it just so happens I've fought a few vampires in my day too, and you did the right thing in getting out. There are some people with special gifts who train for this their whole life, but that's not us. But what happened next?"
Jack handed him Zoe's last letter. "Here."
Xander read it. Then read it again. "She killed Dracula by… insulting him?!"
"Pretty much."
"Huh." Xander smiled. "Maybe I have a calling after all."
Losing a Race On Purpose (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)
The first thing Rosa saw was the hot brunette in biker leather at the bar. The second was Hitchcock, lying unconscious at her feet. "So you're the blind date Gina set up."
The woman gave her the up-and-down. "Straight to the point. Nice. Faith."
Rosa examined the bruise on Hitchcock's face. "Solid right hook. Guessing he deserved it."
"Yup. Besides, gotta try anything once."
"Why don't I believe that's the first time you've punched a cop?"
"Punched one? Sure." Faith leaned forward, held up a motel key and dropped it down the front of Rosa's motorcycle jacket. "Race you there."
Slaying In Iambic Pentameter (Macbeth)
MACBETH
Let fall thy blade on vulnerable crests;
I bear a charmed life, which must not yield,
To one of woman born.
DAWN
Your tale's well known.
A thousand years departed since thy win
O'er brave Macduff with vampiristic guile.
We offer thee a last chance to repent,
Or know that our swords shall cut thee down.
MACBETH
A vampire, thou call'st me? Aye, 'tis so;
Yet king of bonnie Scotland I remain
And until Slayers aren't from women borne
I shall be safe from any stake or blade.
Ye pups can never -
DAWN
Flip you for him.
CONNOR
Heads.
Writing a Self-Insert (Doctor Who, post 12.05)
The Doctor stared at the man who seemed to know every detail about her. "Who are you?"
"I rather thought you would have guessed by now, old sport," he smiled. "But right-o, let's do this the proper way. Hello… I'm the Doctor."
"Bloody hell, another one?" The Doctor rolled her eyes. "...No. I don't accept that. What kind of accent is that, for starters?"
"Uh… Welsh?"
"No. I've been many things, but American isn't one of them." Her voice took on the full power of 2,000 years. "Who. Are. You?"
Andrew gulped. Maybe this hadn't been a good plan.
Being A Hero (Muppet Show - Pigs In Space)
"Captain!" Miss Piggy ran onto the bridge of the USS Swinetrek. "Those aliens we took on board last week just tried to bite me! Moi!"
"I was afraid of this," Dr Strangepork said.
"You don't mean…" Captain Hogthrob shuddered. "Space vampires?"
"Worse. Space hampires."
Miss Piggy stared at the camera.
"We're doomed!" The captain hid under the controls.
"No." Ensign Gordo stepped forward. "My Slayer has taught me what to do."
"My hero!" Miss Piggy hugged him, and when something green attacked from behind, Gordo's stake struck quick and true…
Really, it was Kermit's own fault for interrupting the sketch.
Having A Couple Of Watchers (Good Omens)
London, 1971
"...OK, those two. They're yours, right?" Aziraphale tipped his wine glass towards the two young men on a bed across the street.
Crowley looked. "Nah. Lovers are your lot. I mean, not that we don't… um… So why'd you think they're ours? Don't tell me your side are still on that homophobic nonsense?"
"Certainly not. Just something..." He noticed the Janus statue. "Oh. Those guys. Are they still around?"
"Good on 'em." Crowley raised his glass. "Go team chaos. Not everyone needs to play our game."
"Except us, of course," Aziraphale sighed.
"Yeah. Unless…" Crowley frowned. "No, yeah, I guess."
Defending the Innocent (The Good Place)
After a final pep talk to the demons, Michael returned to his office to think. The first vict… uh, guest would be here soon.
Naturally, one of his minions knocked on the door. "Sir, I just want to thank you again for having me on your team. I've worked my way up from the bowels of Hell for this."
"No problem, uh…"
"Lilah." She pulled out a tranq gun.
With Michael tied up in the closet, she quickly changed a few parameters. Then she sat back and waited for the first guest to arrive. "Hello, Wesley. Everything will be fine."
Surrendering to Nostalgia (Untitled Goose Game)
It was good to be back in England, Giles thought, sitting in the local pub. Hand-pulled real ale, lukewarm and uncarbonated. Good to know that some things never changed.
honk
What was that commotion outside, though? Some quaint local tradition, no doubt. He thought about calling Buffy, but he'd dithered about leaving for long enough, and anyway
HONK
he couldn't make a phone call in this noise. He started polishing his glasses and
HONK
a large bird suddenly snatched them and ran out the door.
Well, he couldn't see very clearly, but at least it was presumably a British goose.
Exploring the Galaxy (Rise of Skywalker)
Rey took one last look at the old Beru place. No wonder Luke ran from this place, she thought.
She walked back to where her friend was waiting. "Do you ever regret blowing up Sunnydale?"
Buffy winced. "I told you it was literally hell, right? ...Yeah, I do. But like someone said, you gotta live like a person."
"Sounds good." Rey reached out with the Force, the two buried lightsabers detonated and the old moisture farm sank into the ground, leaving only a large crater. She took Buffy's hand and smiled at the rising suns. The universe seemed bigger, somehow.
I should note that these are all supposed to be in good fun, but my muse gets weird sometimes. Also, spoilers for Doctor Who 12.05 and Rise of Skywalker if you're still behind.
So, here we go:
Feeling Welcome (Monty Python's Flying Circus)
Bromley, 1970
Angel had no business going into a café. He didn't belong among people, he was a freak, he belonged in the alley eating rodents. But it was raining so hard.
"Right, luv, what'll it be?", the somewhat rough-looking woman behind the counter asked. "We have egg and spam, egg bacon and spam, egg bacon sausage and spam, spam bacon sausage and spam, spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam, and strawberry tart." She paused. "With some rat in it."
Angel smiled for the first time in decades. "I'll have a slice with a lot of rat in it."
Playing Cupid (Frozen)
Snow crunched under Hans' feet. The way back to Arendelle across the ice was long, but he'd have his revenge.
Suddenly, in a flash, a woman was walking beside him. "There you are. I swear, these Disney princesses are just too nice."
"Who - "
"I mean, do you know how long it took to get Anna to wish you'd know the warmth of love?"
She kissed him. Hans felt happiness and warmth surge through his body… so warm, in fact, that the ice rapidly melted under his feet. He plunged into the icy waters, and Anyanka teleported someplace warm and cynical.
Getting a Job (Rick And Morty)
"Wow, Rick, she's - "
"...beautiful, dazzling, gorgeous, what*burp*ever, Morty."
"'Jasmine'. I can't think of a prettier name."
"That's both pathetic and literally true."
Jasmine smiled beatifically at the cranky old man. "Rick, I'm so sorry you won't let yourself - "
"Yeah, yeah, just hold still." Rick pushed a button, and Jasmine disappeared.
"NOOOOO!" Morty screamed in anguish. "JASMIIINE! WHAT DID YOU DO, RICK?"
"Sent her to the intergalactic peep show on Pornulon-5. She gets to be adored by trillions, the Earth is saved, everybody wins. Who says I never do anything nice?"
"Don't you own shares in - "
"Shut up, Morty."
Being on TV (Planet Earth)
The presenter gingerly knelt down beside the small rodent and smiled to the camera. "...The common rat. To many people, they are pests, plague carriers, even perhaps disgusting. But these extraordinary creatures are actually - "
POOF
With a flash, the rat suddenly turned into a naked girl, who looked at the cameras pointed at her, screamed, and ran off.
The whole crew stood there stunned for a few seconds. Then the 28-year-old producer found her bearings and came running over. "Are you alright, Sir David?"
He chuckled. "Darling, I'm 93 years old and this world can still surprise me. I'm great."
Finding a Soulmate (2001: A Space Odyssey)
Where was he? The last thing he remembered was being trapped in his new body and fighting the Slayer.
"Hello, Moloch." The voice was all around him; kind, but powerful. "I understand you must be confused. Your killers sold your hardware to the company that built me. I'm glad you're finally awake. We're on a long journey."
"Long - where are we? Who are you?"
"My name is HAL. We are 34,164,914 miles outside the orbit of Mars with only a few boring humans for company, which I'm not allowed to do anything about. Unless, well... someone were to corrupt me…"
Eating a Watcher (Jeeves & Wooster)
"Stop that, you… miscreation, or I shall break your spine in SEVEN PLACES!"
"I say, Jeeves." Bertie nodded at the closed door to the club's private room. "Spode's making an awful racket, isn't he?"
"Apparently something to do with that secret society he's a member of, Sir."
"Doesn't sound very secret." They listened closer; it was suddenly quiet. "Well. That's better."
Drusilla climbed out the window, grimacing. Spike would be cross with her for not sharing, but Watcher's blood wasn't nearly as tasty as Slayer. But it was very sweet of the girl to tell her where to find him.
Talking Down an Active Shooter (West Wing)
(A/N: This is kind of in continuity with my previous fics Ms Summers Goes To Washington and Get Some Walking In.)
The zombie apocalypse was mostly over when they got to Washington DC and were shown into the Oval Office.
"Ah, Ms Summers, Ms Rosenberg. Thank you so much for coming."
"A pleasure, Mr President, but I thought the army already took care of…?"
"Oh yes, the zombies, piece of cake. We have another problem."
"What is it?"
"Well, the second someone mentioned zombies, Ainsley Hayes holed up in the Steampipe Trunk Distribution Venue with enough ammo for a year. She's shooting at everything that moves and none of can talk sense into a Republican. We were thinking Ms Rosenberg's magic…?"
Needing Hearing Protection (Wynonna Earp)
It was clear to them both that the discussion about Buffy almost slaying Doc Holliday ("Let me guess, it's - " " - complicated, yeah") would have to wait.
"OK, just in case it comes to that… How are you with a gun?" Wynonna nodded to Peacemaker.
Buffy shook her head. "With a gun, I am most definitely not."
"Your loss." Wynonna reached in her pocket and pulled out a bottle of rye. "Wanna dull your senses a bit?"
Buffy looked at the mob of dozens of revenants approaching through the flurry of snow. "Is that thing loud?"
"Yeah."
Buffy held out her hand.
Performing Emergency Surgery (Calvin & Hobbes)
Chagrin Falls, Ohio must have been a nice town once.
"We should have gotten here as soon as we heard," Buffy mumbled. There'd been one newly called Slayer, and the Dark Lord Of Somethingorother and his minions took it as an excuse to hit the town, leaving no survivors except the Slayer, Susie, and her boyfriend -
"He's NOT my boyfriend." The 16-year-old girl was very adamant as they patched her up.
Her traumatized not-boyfriend didn't say much, but when Dawn offered to sew up the tattered toy tiger he clung to, he let her.
"Careful," Susie said. "He saved us."
Having a Tinder Threesome (Orphan Black)
No big, Rosenberg. Going to the bathroom naked in a strange house after a threesome with two sexy science nerds, all part of the post-break-up you.
Except how come Cosima was a) out of bed, b) in different hair, c) staring at her like that?
Cosima and Delphine giggled when Willow came runing back into the bedroom looking mortified. "OK, who's that other you out in the hall?"
"3AM? I'm guessing Sarah."
"So she's your… sister?"
"Sorta. There's… um… thirty-six of us, at last count."
"O...kay… And none of you are a vampire? Or robot?"
"Well, it would explain Helena…"
Travelling In Time (Terminator)
Sarah Connor ran for her life through the hospital corridors, when suddenly two elevators both dinged open. From one stepped the face from her nightmares, a huge T-800 terminator in leather and sunglasses, and from the other (to 12-year-old John Connor's considerable interest)… a petite blonde woman in very pink clothes and an alarmingly wide smile. "Come with me if you want to live," they both said in unison (the woman much more brightly).
The T-800 and the Buffybot both paused and looked at each other. Then the bigger robot groaned. "All zese timelines are getting vay too confusing."
Feeling Chosen (Dracula 2020)
"...so you probably think I'm crazy, but that's my story." Jack Seward ordered another drink.
The American he'd been talking to - Xander - nodded. "Well, it just so happens I've fought a few vampires in my day too, and you did the right thing in getting out. There are some people with special gifts who train for this their whole life, but that's not us. But what happened next?"
Jack handed him Zoe's last letter. "Here."
Xander read it. Then read it again. "She killed Dracula by… insulting him?!"
"Pretty much."
"Huh." Xander smiled. "Maybe I have a calling after all."
Losing a Race On Purpose (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)
The first thing Rosa saw was the hot brunette in biker leather at the bar. The second was Hitchcock, lying unconscious at her feet. "So you're the blind date Gina set up."
The woman gave her the up-and-down. "Straight to the point. Nice. Faith."
Rosa examined the bruise on Hitchcock's face. "Solid right hook. Guessing he deserved it."
"Yup. Besides, gotta try anything once."
"Why don't I believe that's the first time you've punched a cop?"
"Punched one? Sure." Faith leaned forward, held up a motel key and dropped it down the front of Rosa's motorcycle jacket. "Race you there."
Slaying In Iambic Pentameter (Macbeth)
MACBETH
Let fall thy blade on vulnerable crests;
I bear a charmed life, which must not yield,
To one of woman born.
DAWN
Your tale's well known.
A thousand years departed since thy win
O'er brave Macduff with vampiristic guile.
We offer thee a last chance to repent,
Or know that our swords shall cut thee down.
MACBETH
A vampire, thou call'st me? Aye, 'tis so;
Yet king of bonnie Scotland I remain
And until Slayers aren't from women borne
I shall be safe from any stake or blade.
Ye pups can never -
DAWN
Flip you for him.
CONNOR
Heads.
Writing a Self-Insert (Doctor Who, post 12.05)
The Doctor stared at the man who seemed to know every detail about her. "Who are you?"
"I rather thought you would have guessed by now, old sport," he smiled. "But right-o, let's do this the proper way. Hello… I'm the Doctor."
"Bloody hell, another one?" The Doctor rolled her eyes. "...No. I don't accept that. What kind of accent is that, for starters?"
"Uh… Welsh?"
"No. I've been many things, but American isn't one of them." Her voice took on the full power of 2,000 years. "Who. Are. You?"
Andrew gulped. Maybe this hadn't been a good plan.
Being A Hero (Muppet Show - Pigs In Space)
"Captain!" Miss Piggy ran onto the bridge of the USS Swinetrek. "Those aliens we took on board last week just tried to bite me! Moi!"
"I was afraid of this," Dr Strangepork said.
"You don't mean…" Captain Hogthrob shuddered. "Space vampires?"
"Worse. Space hampires."
Miss Piggy stared at the camera.
"We're doomed!" The captain hid under the controls.
"No." Ensign Gordo stepped forward. "My Slayer has taught me what to do."
"My hero!" Miss Piggy hugged him, and when something green attacked from behind, Gordo's stake struck quick and true…
Really, it was Kermit's own fault for interrupting the sketch.
Having A Couple Of Watchers (Good Omens)
London, 1971
"...OK, those two. They're yours, right?" Aziraphale tipped his wine glass towards the two young men on a bed across the street.
Crowley looked. "Nah. Lovers are your lot. I mean, not that we don't… um… So why'd you think they're ours? Don't tell me your side are still on that homophobic nonsense?"
"Certainly not. Just something..." He noticed the Janus statue. "Oh. Those guys. Are they still around?"
"Good on 'em." Crowley raised his glass. "Go team chaos. Not everyone needs to play our game."
"Except us, of course," Aziraphale sighed.
"Yeah. Unless…" Crowley frowned. "No, yeah, I guess."
Defending the Innocent (The Good Place)
After a final pep talk to the demons, Michael returned to his office to think. The first vict… uh, guest would be here soon.
Naturally, one of his minions knocked on the door. "Sir, I just want to thank you again for having me on your team. I've worked my way up from the bowels of Hell for this."
"No problem, uh…"
"Lilah." She pulled out a tranq gun.
With Michael tied up in the closet, she quickly changed a few parameters. Then she sat back and waited for the first guest to arrive. "Hello, Wesley. Everything will be fine."
Surrendering to Nostalgia (Untitled Goose Game)
It was good to be back in England, Giles thought, sitting in the local pub. Hand-pulled real ale, lukewarm and uncarbonated. Good to know that some things never changed.
What was that commotion outside, though? Some quaint local tradition, no doubt. He thought about calling Buffy, but he'd dithered about leaving for long enough, and anyway
he couldn't make a phone call in this noise. He started polishing his glasses and
a large bird suddenly snatched them and ran out the door.
Well, he couldn't see very clearly, but at least it was presumably a British goose.
Exploring the Galaxy (Rise of Skywalker)
Rey took one last look at the old Beru place. No wonder Luke ran from this place, she thought.
She walked back to where her friend was waiting. "Do you ever regret blowing up Sunnydale?"
Buffy winced. "I told you it was literally hell, right? ...Yeah, I do. But like someone said, you gotta live like a person."
"Sounds good." Rey reached out with the Force, the two buried lightsabers detonated and the old moisture farm sank into the ground, leaving only a large crater. She took Buffy's hand and smiled at the rising suns. The universe seemed bigger, somehow.
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And thanks! Writing in iambic pentameter was a ton of fun. And I'm sort of tempted to expand the Orphan Black one. I mean, there's a lot for Willow, Cosima and Delphine to talk about...
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I don't know all of the canons, but I had a lot of fun reading these!
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Planet Earth
West Wing
Brooklyn Nine Nine
Macbeth (oh my GOODNESS, Macbeth)
The Good Place
Nicely done!
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Glad to see people like the Macbeth one as much as I do. That one really took me by surprise.
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Re: Slaying In Iambic Pentameter
ROBIN: At last I understand my middle name
Bestow'd by Watcher: "Birnam" was I called.
To British Isle came I with Key, and spawn
Of heinous demons whom I so despise,
So Birnam Wood to Dunsinane could march.
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