Meme: last lines
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Yes, chapter 2 of the snow goons thing is on its way. Meanwhile, as stolen from
stormwreath, here are the last lines of each (non-drabble) fic I've written this year. See if you can work out (or remember) what or who each one is about... Also, put together in this order, they make for a weird story in their own right. Well, if you squint. If someone can figure out exactly what happens in it, feel free to tell me.
ETA: Sorry, missed a few.
The infant's eyes finally adjust to the bright light of the delivery room and focus on the smiling faces of his two blonde parents. And Angel opens his mouth and screams.
"Oi! Jackson! You said you weren't gonna show the scouring of the Sire!"
A tear so large and full, that even in a bucket 'twere heavier than mere Man could hoist; a tear so bittersweet, that the sinner upon whom it randomly did land would remain forever moist.
He looks at his stained hands and shrugs. "A lawyer, I guess."
"These Goths are crazy."
"Bite me, Al."
Two minutes later she's over by the sink, cold water running over her bleeding finger, the stake in two halves on her bed. Funny, she used to be good with her hands.
Audrey plays with the idea of asking her about the scar again, but decides against it for now; it's not like it's going anywhere, and she'll get there eventually. She was never one to play it safe.
As long as nobody catches you bending the rules, you can have all the cookies you want.
"I mean, y’know, people do strange things sometimes, and... um... reptiles don't really count, do they?"
"If you don't mind."
He shakes his head before walking on. It just seems a waste.
The engine growled like a beast let out of its cage, the sky lay open in front of her, and when she came to a fork in the road she took it.
In fact, it seemed to run even better when he didn't give it any, as if it didn't like cheese anymore.
But that, my friends, is probably another story.
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ETA: Sorry, missed a few.
The infant's eyes finally adjust to the bright light of the delivery room and focus on the smiling faces of his two blonde parents. And Angel opens his mouth and screams.
"Oi! Jackson! You said you weren't gonna show the scouring of the Sire!"
A tear so large and full, that even in a bucket 'twere heavier than mere Man could hoist; a tear so bittersweet, that the sinner upon whom it randomly did land would remain forever moist.
He looks at his stained hands and shrugs. "A lawyer, I guess."
"These Goths are crazy."
"Bite me, Al."
Two minutes later she's over by the sink, cold water running over her bleeding finger, the stake in two halves on her bed. Funny, she used to be good with her hands.
Audrey plays with the idea of asking her about the scar again, but decides against it for now; it's not like it's going anywhere, and she'll get there eventually. She was never one to play it safe.
As long as nobody catches you bending the rules, you can have all the cookies you want.
"I mean, y’know, people do strange things sometimes, and... um... reptiles don't really count, do they?"
"If you don't mind."
He shakes his head before walking on. It just seems a waste.
The engine growled like a beast let out of its cage, the sky lay open in front of her, and when she came to a fork in the road she took it.
In fact, it seemed to run even better when he didn't give it any, as if it didn't like cheese anymore.
But that, my friends, is probably another story.
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Date: 2008-12-17 05:24 am (UTC)#2: The LotR/Angel x-over
#3: The origins of Moist from Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
#4: Lindsey during Halloween away from LA
#6: The Buffy/Married With Children x-over where Spike tries to kill Al Bundy for offending Dru
#7: The Buffy Season Eight fic where the Slayers deal with a heist gone majorly wrong
#8: The Buffy/Twin Peaks x-over where Audrey winds up in the same prison as Faith
#9: The Buffy season 6 fic where Willow uses magic to make Tara breakfast
#10: The Buffy Season Eight/Torchwood x-over where Giant!Dawn gives birth to Mfawny's kid
#12: The Dr. Horrible fic where Horrible demands that the laundromat where he used to see Penny all the time is left alone to waste away
#13: The post-NFA fic where Faith... reacts to the death of Wesley and the apocalypse in LA
#14: The Discword x-over where Amy is killed in an attempt to thwart Willow's activation spell with the scythe and is taken away by the Death of Rats
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