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I've been writing for some time now, so here's a master list of my fic and ficlets – some silly, some angsty, some schmoopy. Some of the longer stuff is archived at fanfiction.net but linked from here. A master list of my drabbles and drabble series can be found here. Everything is rated PG13-ish unless otherwise noted and in some sort of chronological order, newest on top.

Ficlets, Oneshots, Multi-chapter, WIPs


Ficlets (up to 1000 words or so):
BtVS comics: Is That A Good? A missing scene set shortly after the Riley one-shot. Angel and Whistler have some coffee and try to make sense of their plan.
Sugarshock!: Why Clubs Have Decibel Limits. They say the devil has the best tunes...
BtVS comics: The Kitchen Sink Cracked From Side To Side. Set just after #34. In the last days, everything happens at once...
BtVS: Hey! You! Get Off Of My Cloud! Post-series, Evil Dead crossover. Buffy finds out what makes volcanoes erupt. Gen.
BtVS comics: The Plan. A missing scene from #34, explaining what's really going on behind the scenes. Or above them. Or... well, everywhere, really. Come with me now, gentle readers, to a secret meeting of... The Universe.
BtVS: Half Full. While researching the re-ensoulment spell, Willow has a little accident. No big, right? So how come it feels like the end of the world? Gen.
BtVS: By Design. Post-"The Gift", two old enemies find themselves without purpose. Pairing: Mr Pointy/Faith's knife. Really.
BtVS: Pull Out The Pin. Post-series: Buffy kills something with a kitchen implement and has sex with Spike afterwards. Buffy/Spike (duh).
AtS: Sanguine. "Reunion" missing scene. Darla/Drusilla.
Dollhouse: Eagles. An angle on that scene from "Epitaph Two". Topher.
BtVS: The Roots Of All Evil. Season 6: Girl with attention issues... vampire feeling lonely... crypt containing certain vampiric instruments... what do you think is going to happen? A truly hair-raising tale.
BtVS: Endless Restless. Sandman crossover: Death and Dream clean up after "Restless." Much to Death's amusement.
BtVS: Acts Of Self-Conscious Behaviour Contrary To The 'Not In Front Of The Children' Act. The Buffybot goes through Buffy's closet and finds something. Willow/Tara, Buffybot.
BtVS: The Ghost Who Walks. Post-series, Buffy pays her semi-annual visit to Dana, the Slayer they could never bring with them into the new world.
BtVS: Dealing With It. Post-series, Buffy and Xander face a zombie apocalypse together.
BtVS: I Can Drive 55. Post-"Chosen", Buffy and Faith have a chat on the bus. They changed the world. They can do anything, go anywhere... well, that's the theory, at least.
BtVS comics: In Alphabetical Order. One day in Tibet, Willow puts two and two together. Buffy remembers putting one and one together. It adds up to about 7 billion. Then Spike saves the world again.
Dollhouse: Role of the Dice. God plays dice with the universe. Well, somebody does, at least. But it's all just a game anyway.
BtVS: Spartan. S7: Eve comes to Sunnydale to find a Slayer, but finds only a motel room and traces of another...
BtVS: Trail of the Pbuffalo. Post-series. Just a small interlude from the everyday life of a couple of monster fighters. Some of them haven't been fighting monsters long, and others are slightly bored and ready to explain things to the newbies. Dawn, Faith, Giles, Vi, Rona, gen.
BtVS: Sparks Will Fly. Missing scene from "Bad Girls". Pairing: Buffy/Faith.
AtS: Express Delivery. Holtz looking too deep into the abyss.
BtVS: They Know What You Did Last Summer. Sometimes, nothing can be more embarrassing than parents. Except parents who embarrass you in public. I'm sure Sheila Rosenberg means well, but...
BtVS: Early To Rise. Post-series, Spike and Buffy have to interrupt their extracurricular activities to stop a zombie apocalypse. Or do they? Pairing: Spike/Buffy.
BtVS: Kill The Hypothenuse. "Graduation Day Part 1": Faith's thoughts as she shoots Angel. Pairing: hinted Faith/Buffy
AtS: The Moment I Wake Up Lorne had been in LA all of seven hours when he heard Aretha for the first time. Pre-series.
Dr Horrible: Cryogenics. Post-canon: the laundromat just... sits there.
BtVS: Easy-Bake. Just a sweet, fluffy, and slightly ominous breakfast in early season 6. Pairing: Willow/Tara
BtVS: Maybelline, Why Can't You Be True? Sparkly vampires? Really? Pairing: Spike/Harmony
Dr Horrible: A Circular Argument For The Existence Of A Supervillain. How did Moist get so...moist?
BTVS: You're Already Caught. Discworld crossover. Missing scene from "Chosen". One of Buffy's old nemeses tries to interfere with the spell, but you know how karma's a bitch...? Or, well, a rat in this case.
BTVS: Drowning In Footwear. Married With Children crossover: what happens when Dru tries to buy some shoes from Al Bundy?
BTVS comics: Did It Sing? Based on the preview for #16 and the idea that reptile sex is apparently canon now, here's a Torchwood crossover. Pairing: Dawn/Myfanwy.
ATS comics: In The Land Of Moab. A possible ending to the "After The Fall" comics, spoilers for #3.
BTVS comics: The Good Guys. Not every mission goes as planned. Spoilers for "Season 8" #10.
BTVS/ATS: Five People Who Didn't Know They Were In A Crossover. Cracky crossover drabbles: Scrubs, Young Ones, Twin Peaks, Dexter, Sopranos and the various Buffyverses.
BTVS: Merry Christmas (I don't want to fight tonight). Christmas in the "Normal Again"-verse.
FF: The Charter. Possibly the world's only Firefly/Seinfeld crossover.
BTVS: On Gurnenthar. Season 5 Christmas ficlet: Anya tells the story of Gurnenthar's Ascendance. Pairing: Xander/Anya.
BTVS comics: Let's Sing "Dawn Is A Giant" In D Minor. Season 8/South Park crossover: So what REALLY happened to Dawn? Pairing: Dawn/Kenny.
ATS: Does Forever Work For You? Angel dreams in his monastery cell after Buffy's death. Pairing: Angel/Darla, Angel/Buffy.
BTVS: Nativity In Black (R). AU of "Bargaining".
BTVS: Geronimo. Faith between s3 and s4; "When I was a kid, a couple of miles outside of Boston there was this quarry..."
BTVS: Groovy. Giles and Faith meet one of the council's less regular suppliers. Evil Dead crossover.
BTVS: All Doctors Need Patients (R). Willow and Tara play a kinky game, but are unclear on the rules. Pairing: Willow/Tara.
ATS: Fair Trade Rules. The REAL reason the gang took the job at Wolfram & Hart.
BTVS: Recurring. Post-"Chosen": How come Giles refused to help resurrect Fred?
BTVS comics: Two Wrongs Make A Right. "Season 8": Warren and Amy escape with their lives... or DO they? Star Wars crossover.
BTVS: Borrowed Time. AU: Tara's funeral. Pairing: Willow/Tara, Willow/Xander friendship.
Firefly: Fragments of a Rainy Season. Jayne writes a letter.
BTVS comics: Dam It. "Season 8": Just what does a giant do for kicks, anyway?
BTVS: The Kid. Pre-series: a bit of Faith backstory.
BTVS: Nightlight Saving Time. Post-Chosen: New findings about vampire habits force the gang to head North...
BTVS: Brazilian (R). Post-Chosen: Buffy and Faith do the jungle boogie. Pairing: Buffy/Faith.
BTVS: Good Girls Go To Heaven – Bad Girls Go Anywhere (R). Post-Chosen: Faith takes on another kind of angel.
BTVS: Checkout (R). "The Wish": an evil relationship moment with Willow and Xander.
BTVS comics: Size Matters (R). "Season 8" #1: The reason for Dawn's... uh... predicament.
ATS: Workingman's Blues #3. How Skip got his job.
ATS: You Keep Me Hanging On. "Redefinition": Angel leaves Merl hanging in the sewer...
BTVS: One Man's Loss. Post-series. Faith visits the grave of someone she never met.
BTVS: Driving Away From Home. "Tabula Rasa" missing scene: Tara leaves Willow. Xander is a gentleman and offers her a ride back to campus. But Xander is also Willow's best friend...
BTVS: And Ever Three Parts Coward. "The Gift": Clem and Willy try to get Ben to make up his mind. Hamlet crossover, I shit you not.
ATS: The Call Of Illyria. It’s the final battle, and the gang seem to be toast when Illyria calls in a favour from an old acquaintance. HP Lovecraft crossover.
ATS: Traditional Christmas Carol. Post-series: human Christmas traditions don't have to make sense to be pleasant. Pairing: Illyria/The Groosalugg.
BTVS: Sabbath Bloody Sabbath. Season 5: Willow comes up with a good excuse to blow off patrol. Pairing: W/T.
BTVS: The Curse. Post-series: Faith finally reveals her childhood trauma.
BTVS: The Most Important Romantic Relationship Of Her Life. Post-series: Buffy's least evil boyfriend tells all. Pairing: B/P. Yes, P is for Parker.
BTVS: The Degrees Of Grief. Tara ponders Willow dealing with Joyce's death. Pairing: W/T.
BTVS: Have Yourself A Fluffy Cluffy Buffy Christmas. Post-series: Buffy and her husband celebrate a very special christmas. Pairing: B/?
BTVS: HELLO CLEVELAND! Post-series: the bus arrives in Cleveland. Giles isn't too happy. Spinal Tap crossover.
BTVS: Pining. Season 7: One vampire and four potentials discuss being what you are and becoming something new. Also, there's bloody awful poetry. And fruit.
BTVS: Well, Gosh! Season 7: How come Buffy was so powerless against the übervamps, anyway? Bible crossover. Seriously.


Longer one-chapter fic:
BTVS/ATS: Why Are You Wearing That Stupid Human Suit? Five times five people got dressed up for Halloween. Or didn't. Faith, Fred, Snyder, Wood, Lindsey.
BTVS: Testament. The Angel gang's last stand didn't go unnoticed among those who used to know them, especially given their last communications on the eve of the battle. Two letters and a phone call start a chain reaction that force the survivors to re-evaluate their situation. Faith, Giles & Wes-centric.
BTVS: A Code Waiting To Be Broken. Twin Peaks crossover. Pairing: Faith/Audrey.
BTVS: Looking Just Like A Ghost. "The Harvest" as it played out in the Wishverse, without Buffy there to stop it.
ATS: Us And Them. Wolfram & Hart backstory. Way, way, WAY pre-series.
BTVS: For Those About To Rock. Post-"Chosen": Willow and Faith have a Beavis & Butthead moment. Pairing: W/F.
BTVS: Playin' My Favorite Song. Post-"Chosen": Faith has to chaperone a bunch of newbie Slayers going to a concert... and it doesn't go well.
BTVS: Mission Accomplished. Post-"The Gift": Giles performs his last duties as a Watcher, preparing his Slayer for her last mission.
BTVS: Wow (R). Alt "Who Are You?": All Willow and Tara have to do is keep their hands off each other and perform the spell to put Buffy and Faith back into their own bodies. Oh dear oh dear oh dear. Pairing: W/T, B/F.
ATS: How I Spent My Vacation. Angel 1x19 "Sanctuary": So where did Cordelia go after she tricked Angel into giving her a paid vacation?
FF: Evening Odds. Post-"Objects In Space": Kaylee deals with the aftermath.
BTVS: Some Velvet Morning When I'm Straight. Willow and Tara watch the wrong video tape. Ouch. Pairing: W/T.
BTVS: Five By Five By Five By.... Post-series: A Faith/Buffy slashfic with a difference. Or 24 differences, actually. Pairing: B/F... sorta.
ATS: If I Want Someone To Eat. Season 5: The reason for Angel's... uh... constitution during s5.
BTVS: Welcoming Committee. Post-"Becoming": Angel arrives in hell, much to the annoyance of its inhabitants.
BTVS: It's A Wonderful Unlife. Spike helps a homeless kid... right?
BTVS: Shooting Star. Post-series: The night before leaving for Brazil, Willow tries to come to term with loss and love. Pairing: W/K, W/T.
BTVS: Birthday Girl. Post-series: Buffy turns 30. And sort of wishes she didn't.


Multi-chapter fic:
The Return of the Son of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons. The day after "Amends", 5 chapters. It's Christmas in Sunnydale, Angel has been talked down from the hill and awww, isn't all that snow pretty. That can't be a bad thing, can it? I mean, this is Sunnydale, where the supernatural is always helpful and it's not like magical snow instantly covering the entire town could possibly herald the arrival of... FLESH-EATING ZOMBIE SNOWMEN?!?
ATS: Elves, Gremlins and Eskimoes. Season 5, 6 chapters. W&H have enough of Angel and replace him with someone much more evil... Charles Montgomery Burns. Simpsons crossover. No, really.
BTVS/ATS: Atonement's A Bitch. Season 7, 9 chapters: Missing scenes from s7 from Faith's perspective as she and others try to deal with her being back. Canon pairings.
ATS: Gonna Make You Bark. Season 5, 7 chapters. PuppetAngel gets bit by Nina... moon rises... cuteness ensues. Pairing: W/F, A/you wouldn't believe me if I told you.
BTVS: Welcome To The Slaughterhouse (NC17). Alt "Family", 10 chapters: Tara's family aren't just rednecks, they're crazy cannibal rednecks. VERY violent Texas Chainsaw Massacre crossover. Canon pairings.
BTVS: The Singular of "Apocalypses" (R). Alt "The Gift", 5 short chapters: What if Buffy didn't jump? Canon pairings.
BTVS: The Hardest Walk (R). Alt after "The Gift", 19 chapters: Willow can't cope with taking care of everything after Buffy's death, and everyone starts making Very Bad Decisions. Mega-angst and action. Canon pairings, except for VampWillow.


Works in Progress: (some of which seem dead in the water, I'm afraid...)
BTVS: Shelf Life. Season 5: The Scoobies get tossed into Giles' bookshelf... literally.
BTVS: My Demon Lover. Post-"Grave", 2 chapters so far: Buffy seeks comfort from and finds love with Clem. Yes, Clem. Pairing: B/C.
BTVS: Discipline (R). Alt after "Passion", 13 chapters so far. Giles gets killed, Buffy falls apart, things go VERY different. Starring: Snyder. Canon pairings.
ATS: Testament. Post-series, 3 chapters so far: Faith deals with Wesley's death.

Date: 2006-10-05 03:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] faith-chaos.livejournal.com
got here via whedonverse

wow, that's a lot of fic!

i'm gonna friend you to kee track of your stuff, hope you dont mind!

Date: 2006-10-05 11:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com
Hey, thanks! And I definitely don't mind being friended.

Date: 2006-10-06 01:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] faith-chaos.livejournal.com
hey! i checked your stories and I had been reading Atonement's A Bitch for a while now! over at ff.net-

Date: 2007-03-14 02:22 pm (UTC)
frogfarm: And a thousand gay men wept. (Default)
From: [personal profile] frogfarm
Also, in case you hadn't noticed, I gave "Welcome to the Slaughterhouse a sort of rec. Please take it as the compliment it is when I say that this is the *worst Buffy horror crossover ever*. I still watch the original TCM every few years, but with the addition of these characters we know and love, this took it to a whole new level. Kinda went slightly insane at how well you kept the humor going even at the most sadistic moments.

Bottom line, yuo == awesome writer who is truly unlimited by genre.

Date: 2007-03-14 08:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com
Thanks! Though... Aw, rats, another compliment for that one. ;-) I had honestly expected a lot more hate mail for it. So far only two people have been upset enough by it to actually tell me so... then again, one of them kept harrassing me about it for weeks afterwards, so I'm not too disappointed. Haha.

I'm a huge fan of TCM, one of the best horror movies ever. My love for Leatherface probably shines through a lot in this fic. I don't see why the scoobies should automatically be more powerful than him just because that's the fandom I normally write...

(Plus, the eating thing... I'd been reading a little too much W/T smut at the time. I HAD TO DO IT. THE VOICES MADE ME.)

I'll buy you a pint of brain bleach sometime.

Date: 2007-03-14 08:25 pm (UTC)
frogfarm: And a thousand gay men wept. (Default)
From: [personal profile] frogfarm
I had honestly expected a lot more hate mail

Hah! You truly deserve it. Ground-breaking stuff.

(Then again, I've seen the NIN Broken movie (downloaded the new high quality DVD version, rumored to have been seeded by Trent himself); Tetsuo the Iron Man (which I also enjoy watching again every few years) and Ichi the Killer (which I will never, ever watch again except solely to see other peoples' reactions...) But the best stuff isn't just shock for shock's sake -- witness Cannibal Holocaust -- which is what made "Welcome to the Slaughterhouse" all the worse. ZOMG, win awards!)

My love for Leatherface probably shines through a lot

Totally. You effing nailed the essence of every character, including his.

Plus, the eating thing... I'd been reading a little too much W/T smut

ZOMG WIN MORE AWARSD *flails*

I'll buy you a pint of brain bleach sometime.

And a round of bitter, or Scotch, or Sea Breeze, whatever, for you. This story alone would earn it, but combined with the rest of your oeuvre (shoot me now)? I'm putting you on a pedestal, mister, and there's not a darn thing you can do about it.

(And my new level of glomphing appreciation bordering on neurocannibalism, leads me to ask if you have time and inclination for a concritical beta read of the latest FtVS act? Totally understand if not, but I'd rather ask a few specific individuals than put out a blanket request.)

Date: 2007-03-14 08:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com
Ichi the Killer

Someone really needs to write Spike/Kakihara (http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e390/1chiTheKiller/kakihara.jpg) slash. I'm not doing it, but... I'm just saying. Speaking of bleach, I mean. (I love Takashi Miike's stuff. His brain is WRONG. Did you see "Imprint", his chapter of the Masters of Horror series? WRONG!)

concritical beta read of the latest FtVS act?

Oh, absolutely. I'll try, at least. Been looking forward to it with great jumps up and down of impatience. Just send it on and I'll take a peek and see if I can insert some amish femslash offer any helpful feedback.

Date: 2007-03-14 09:08 pm (UTC)
frogfarm: And a thousand gay men wept. (Default)
From: [personal profile] frogfarm
Spike/Kakihara slash

Given my own "unspeakable fics", the person who came up with the notion is not necessarily the most appropriate writer for the job. But if there's anyone who could do this, it'd be you. Hell, I'd even read it. (The whole 'face sliding down the wall' segment of Ichi, was actually almost identical to a scenario some friends and I came up with years ago while sitting around being giggling, drunken idiots...) Right now the only other Miike I've seen is Audition, and like Ichi, my final reaction was something like: "That's the greatest movie I've ever seen." "I never want to see that movie again!" Just based on a quick perusal of Wikipedia, their description of the Imprint thing makes me think I probably would rather watch some of his tamer fodder like Sabu or Zebraman. I need more positive energy in my life...

insert some amish femslash

What you see will be the closest you get :) Shall I email to your Livejournal address?

Date: 2007-03-14 09:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com
If you really want to be squicked, try some Korean stuff - Kim Ki-duk's The Isle, for instance. It's absolutely beautiful, slow-paced, pastoral even, not too bloody... except when it is, and then it... it... ghaaa.

Shall I email to your Livejournal address?

Oh, sorry. dobrapivo(at)gmail.com is the one I check regularly.

BTW, if you're the one who just nominated me - thanks a bunch!

Date: 2008-10-29 01:16 am (UTC)
frogfarm: And a thousand gay men wept. (Default)
From: [personal profile] frogfarm
Resurrecting dead threads ftw -- Don't know what else might be missing from this list, but you definitely need to add "Dawn Of the Dead". (Insert many exclamation points)

Date: 2008-10-29 11:16 am (UTC)
frogfarm: And a thousand gay men wept. (Default)
From: [personal profile] frogfarm
And never mind, didn't see it on your drabbles list :S

Date: 2008-10-29 11:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com
You know, I've often pondered whether a drabble series is a series of drabbles (belonging on the drabble page) or a longer fic in 100-word increments (belonging on the fic page)... So far, I'm a hung jury and everything stays where it is. :-)

(DotD probably belongs there anyway, since it started as a single drabble - the first one. I'd written it and thought it was mildly amusing. Then there was a knock at the door, and when I went to open there were about 50 plotbunnies standing there, grinning like Ren & Stimpy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vN6NtWw5nmY). Next thing I knew...)

Date: 2008-10-30 10:47 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] stormwreath.livejournal.com
I'd say that a bunch of drabbles connected by a theme (such as a "Five things..." collection), but which can be read in any order, are still drabbles.

A series of drabbles where each one only makes sense if you've read the previous ones is a longer fic with 100-word chapters.

(That's how I did it in my fic index, anyway.)
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