beer_good_foamy: (Willow and Tara (Joss is evil))
[personal profile] beer_good_foamy
Thanks [livejournal.com profile] green_maia for the tiny blue dragon!

Also, apologies to [personal profile] bruttimabuoni for this being a few days late. Oscar weekends tend to drag things out.

Title: Ride With Me Sometime
Author: Beer Good ([personal profile] beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13
Characters/Pairing: Willow/Tara
Timeline: Summer between s4 and s5
Word count: ~750
Author’s note: Written for [livejournal.com profile] femslash_minis’ round 68 and [livejournal.com profile] brutti_ma_buoni’s prompt “‘everyday can be fun too’, season 4-5 setting, cut grass”.
Summary: Tara has to work over the summer. Willow has some ideas on how to use the office equipment.

Ride With Me Sometime

"Willow!" Tara hadn't expected to meet her girlfriend in the park, but it was a welcome break from work. (And there’s that word again; still getting used to that, Willow actually being her actual official girlfriend, and still getting all sorts of butterflies inside every time she thought about it.) She instinctively looked around to see if they were alone and then turned the wheel, rolling up to Willow who, for some reason, didn’t run to meet her but just stood there leaning against a tree.

"..........?" Willow said.

"Sorry, what?" Tara shut off the engine and took off her earmuffs.

"Oh, I was just saying," Willow leaned back towards the tree, hiking one leg up coyly. "That's an awful big machine you have there, ma’m. What do you call it?"

Tara looked down at her vehicle and looked back up just as Willow tried to blow some bubblegum and accidentally spat it out instead. What the...? "It's, well, a riding mower...?"

"Ooooh." Willow smoothed down her skirt (since when did Willow dress like a 50s good girl anyway?) and sidled closer, running a hand over the bonnet of the (slightly rusty) lawnmower. "That sounds dangerous," she added with an odd grin.

Tara wasn't entirely comfortable with this discussion. It’s not like working for the Parks And Gardening Department over the summer was a life-long dream, and they did have a very high staff turnover with lots of unexplained disappearances, but... "I-I know you weren’t completely happy with me taking this job, but you know how my grant only covers the actual semesters, and if I want to stay in Sunnydale over the summer, I - “

Willow’s eyes widened. “What? Oh no, Tara, I didn’t mean - “ She took Tara’s garden-gloved hand and squeezed it. “I just... I wanted us to do all sorts of things this summer, and I may have planned a few things before checking with you, but... everyday can be fun too, right?”, she whispered and then took on that weird, pouty grin again. “I bet you just love to give rides to innocent wholesome girls like me on that big chopper of yours, don’t you?” She blinked rather enthusiastically with one eye.

“Um...” Tara couldn’t help but smile. “I’m pretty sure I’m not supposed to do that.”

“But you don’t live by society’s rules, do you, you mysterious, leather-clad hunk of a woman?” Willow danced her hand down the back of Tara’s blue (and cotton-blend) CITY OF SUNNYDALE coveralls in a very delightful manner, leaned her head against her girlfriend’s shoulder and let out a theatrical, shuddering sigh. “Driving around all day with a big rumbling engine between your legs... What are you rebelling against?”

Oh, right. They’d watched The Wild One the other night. Tara shifted an imaginary cigarette down to the corner of her mouth and tried to keep a straight face as she drawled back “Whaddya got?”

Willow grinned, and then somewhat clumsily hiked up her skirt, swung her leg over the mower and climbed aboard. “Oh no,” she gasped, stifling a giggle. “My parents will ground me if they find out I’m dating a biker. Please, don’t drive too fast.” She wrapped her arms around Tara and held on a lot tighter than mere security dictated as the mower coughed back to life, then whispered something in her ear.

“Actually,” Tara shouted back over the din of the old two-stroke engine, “I just remembered there’s some really tall grass over behind those secluded bushes that I should deal with. Wanna help me?”

Willow replied by doing something with her hands that caused the mower to lurch slightly, but the details of which were conveniently obscured by a cloud of blue smoke and flying grass as the lawnmower headed off at a dazzling three miles an hour.

Date: 2012-02-28 08:23 pm (UTC)
rebcake: spike air kiss (willow_tara)
From: [personal profile] rebcake
Okay, this is adorkable. I was thrilled when Tara caught on, though not at all surprised at how long it took her.

Now I'm envisioning some sort of silly/naughty skiv-off between the Willow/Tara and the mower, and Xander/Anya and the ice cream truck. With outfits!

Date: 2012-02-28 12:05 am (UTC)
ext_7237: (Default)
From: [identity profile] adriana-is.livejournal.com
When these two decide to be bad they go all out. :D Loved it!!

Date: 2012-02-28 08:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com
Willow is definitely an evil mastermind. Thanks!

Date: 2012-02-28 12:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] local-max.livejournal.com
Now that is badassery! Can Willow/BikerTara now go up against Razor's motorbike gang from Bargaining?

Date: 2012-02-28 09:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com
That would involve Tara chicken-racing a Harley on her lawnmower. You know, that's not entirely unworkable. We'll see. Thanks!

Date: 2012-02-28 01:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snogged.livejournal.com
This was adorable and hilarious. :)

Date: 2012-02-28 09:04 am (UTC)

Date: 2012-02-28 01:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ceciliaj.livejournal.com
So cute! Willow makes me LOL.

Date: 2012-02-28 09:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com
She has that effect, doesn't she? Thanks!

Date: 2012-02-28 04:35 am (UTC)
frogfarm: And a thousand gay men wept. (faith S4 puppy)
From: [personal profile] frogfarm
Fantastic! (Especially for the financial details which you and I always seem to obsess over.)

Date: 2012-02-28 09:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com
Thanks!

I spent about a week trying to make this work as a more serious fic about Tara having to work to avoid going home and not being able to tell Willow why she couldn't go home and... Nah. Lawnmowers make everything better, as zombie movie fans know.

Date: 2012-02-28 05:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kwritten.livejournal.com
This is too adorable. I love how confused Tara is and how awkward!sexy Willow is...

Honestly, I ship Willow/Alyson/Lily in my head... mostly because I think Aly could pull it off. Just like she could pull off the delicate balance you're playing here - between Willow's geek and Willow's sex-kitten sides.

*huggles* these girls!

Date: 2012-02-28 09:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com
Thanks!

Well, Lily did always want that lesbian affair... I wonder if there's Lily/Vamp!Willow out there somewhere? Because if not, there probably should be.

Date: 2012-02-28 04:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kwritten.livejournal.com
There probably should be...

... or even a Willow/stripper-doppleganger

Let's just awe at all the possibilities of Aly/Aly

Date: 2012-03-12 09:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com
I know you're busy with RL stuff, but if you're interested, I wrote Willow/Lily over here (http://beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com/176714.html). :)

Date: 2012-03-13 04:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kwritten.livejournal.com
Happiness thy name is foamy. This completely made my day!!! Thanks!

Date: 2012-02-28 05:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sockmonkeyhere.livejournal.com
Tara looked down at her vehicle and looked back up just as Willow tried to blow some bubblegum and accidentally spat it out instead.

LMAO! The entire fic is so funny and clever and adorable and completely in character, but this line in particular made me laugh so hard that I almost swallowed my tongue. XD Bravo!

Date: 2012-02-28 09:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com
Thanks a lot!

Date: 2012-02-28 12:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brutti-ma-buoni.livejournal.com
*loves*

So cute! Everyday can indeed be exciting when you play at it hard enough. Thanks so much for this mini ray of sunshine.

Date: 2012-02-28 01:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com
Thank you, glad you liked it! It was a fun prompt - I knew I wanted to put Tara on a riding mower, but I got stuck figuring out exactly what she would do with it. One early idea had zombies. That's for another fic, I think.

Date: 2012-02-29 08:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] velvetwhip.livejournal.com
This is adorable! I enjoyed this mightily.

Gabrielle


Date: 2012-03-01 09:37 am (UTC)

Date: 2012-03-01 06:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rayruz.livejournal.com
d'awwwwwww

Date: 2012-03-01 09:41 am (UTC)

Date: 2012-03-02 09:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anviloverheaven.livejournal.com
the lawnmower headed off at a dazzling three miles an hour.

I have so much love for all of this ficlet, but that last sentence was just perfect. :)

Date: 2012-03-02 02:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com
Thanks!

There's just something about a riding mower that makes you feel like a Hell's Angel. Except for the speed and the sound and the comfort and... all of it, but still!

Date: 2012-07-31 03:31 am (UTC)
snowpuppies: (Default)
From: [personal profile] snowpuppies
This was utterly adorable!!

Date: 2012-07-31 10:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com
Thank you! It was nice to write some fluffy non-doom&gloom fic about these two for a change.
Page generated May. 24th, 2025 07:28 pm
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios