Haiku! (Gesundheit.)

[beer_good_foamy]

summer_of_giles is holding a haikuthon! Haiku-off? Haikucopia? ...People are writing a bunch of Giles-related haikus. Go read and post!

Here's a few I came up with:

Sex, drugs, rock'n'roll
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Cross-referencing

Unconscious again
Such is life on the hellmouth
Wake up, get knocked out

For sale: Puccini
Complete vinyl collection
Except one, broken

Ex-boyfriend in town
Girlfiend possessed by demon
Life: complicated

Sent here to lead her,
Teach her; She learned to not follow
It's bloody brilliant

Also, never forget that
There once was a young man from Mainz
Whose limericks had no last lines
When asked why this was,
He said: "It's because