My brain is weird.

[beer_good_foamy]

It is. Really. I blame the beer.

But spuffyduds asked for fics where Lorne actually gets to have sex. And then there was a song on the radio, and... what the hell. I've written VampDawn/Drusilla, Buffy/Clem and PuppetWerewolfAngel/Mr Gordo, so when you think about it, this... is still weird. Really.

Rating: R-ish
Pairing: Lorne/well...
Word count: 100

Can't Help Falling In Love

When he saw Wolfram & Hart's client list, one name made Lorne take the job without hesitation. Naturally, he'd never believed the official story, but... to actually work with HIM!

Together, they started planning a comeback to dwarf the one in '68. Over many late-night rehearsals, their professional relationship developed into friendship... and then love. A hunka hunka burning love, with a little less conversation and a little more action.

- Oh yeah! Love me tender!

- Who's the King, baby? Who's your lovin' teddybear?

- You are! Shake me, rattle me, roll me...

- Oh, Lorne...!

- Oh, Elvis...!

Comments

[spuffyduds.livejournal.com]

I love you.


::clasps you to my generous bosom::

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Awww, right back atcha!

[sparklebutch.livejournal.com]

Yay!

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Wooo!

[shinodabear.livejournal.com]

This is made of awesome.

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

...and beer. Thanks!

[dnalalal.livejournal.com]

You wrote.. and with.. humina humina humina!!

When you replied to my last comment saying you write crazy pairings like Lorne/Elvis.. well I just had to run over here and search through all your posts until I found this!!

I loooove Elvis. The first paragraph makes me feel all tingly - if only it were true on the series!! And the rest it just sooo funny and full of awesome =)

Who's the King, baby?

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Awww, thanks a lot! I figured if anyone would know what *really* happened to Elvis, it would be someone at W&H. And they do make a cute couple, don't they?

(BTW, a movie tip if you haven't seen it already: "Bubba-Ho-Tep". Elvis and JFK solve a mummy curse at a Florida old folk's home. Brilliant movie. I need to write an Angel/Bubba-Ho-Tep crossover one of these days...)