And so it continues.

[beer_good_foamy]

ETA: Far be it from me to forget this: Mission Accomplished won an award at the Rogue Poet Awards! Huge thanks!



And once again, speakr2customrs comes back with a response in the form of a deliciously groanworthy drabble. But I will not be denied! The War of the Rings continues - this time, with a slightly longer fic including a pairing that I do believe is rather popular on my flist. (See tag for previous entries.)

Title: Hey Mr Clean, You're Dirty Now Too
Author: Beer Good (beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13 for nudity
Word Count: 400
Fandom: Lord of the Rings (Movieverse)/Buffy

Hey Mr Clean, You're Dirty Now Too

Coming home felt... strange, somehow. Hobbiton was exactly as they'd left it, all rolling green hills and fat little hobbits smoking pipes, tilling their gardens and doing other picturesquely home-y things. Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin couldn't quite put their finger on what was missing. They put it down to having seen too much in too short a time and made their way up to Bag End, where Frodo invited them all in for a nightcap.

"I just hope there's still something to eat around here. Sam, could you get the wine from the cellar, and..." He paused. "Did you hear something?"

"Aye. I don't think we're alone," Merry growled and put his hand on his sword. They could all hear the sounds coming from the bathroom; water splashing onto the floor and muffled conversation – it seemed to involve frequent use of the word "dirty."

"Easy, Merry, put up your sword." Frodo held him back. "It's probably just the Sackville-Bagginses. They always wanted to get their hands on this place, I'm sure they moved in as soon as we left."

Sam grinned with confidence. "Then let's go show them the door, Mr Frodo."

Quietly, the four friends tip-toed up to the bathroom door and eased it open to catch the intruders unaware. But when they peered into the bathroom they could barely hold back a gasp (or rather, four gasps) of surprise. For the two persons occupying Frodo's bathroom were not his fat and annoying relatives. In fact, they weren't hobbits at all.

They were vampires.

Two very naked and wet vampires.

The dark-haired one with the impressive forehead had squeezed himself into Frodo's bathtub, his white skin standing out against the very dirty water, and the peroxide blond with the cockney accent was giving him a very thorough rubdown with a bar of soap and Frodo's roughest sponge. They both looked like they were enjoying it a great deal until Pippin cleared his throat.

For a few seconds, the hobbits and the vampires just stared at each other.

Then the blond vampire looked off to their left and called out in a voice that betrayed both embarrassment and a fury not to be trifled with:

"Oi! Jackson! You said you weren't gonna show the scouring of the Sire!"

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/woman_of_/]

Oh Oh, I loved it, the last line was just so perfect! Of course I also loved the pairing.

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

And you even had the icon for it! Thanks!

[http://users.livejournal.com/woman_of_/]

I have a whole layout to got with it, just I got objections that it was not safe for work. I love that layout!

I mean even photobucket didn't delete it, so it cannot be that bad!

[frogfarm]

Hate you so, sew, SEAUX much.

*wishes for a headdesk icon*

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Evil is its own reward.

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

These are getting worse and worse.

I mean that in the nicest way.

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Entropy is a beautiful thing. :-) Thanks!

[deird1]

That's just awesome.
*is in awe*

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[curiouswombat.livejournal.com]

Oh good grief... :~)

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

:-)

[trepkos.livejournal.com]

Holy crap!

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[stormwreath.livejournal.com]

Okay. Remember I said last time that you had to die?

I'm sorry. I take it back.

What you actually have to be is borne away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured and thy shrivelled mind left naked to the Lidless Eye...

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

That may be what I need, but no man of woman borne is going to make me. :-)

[ozma914.livejournal.com]

Congrats, and -- "the scouring of the Sire!" Gah!

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[cat-guts.livejournal.com]

Excellent!

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

LOL! Great stuff!

My response is a linked set of seven consecutive 100-word drabbles carrying on from where 'Be Adequite' left off.

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Will get to them as soon as the jet lag starts wearing off... :-)

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

I did another one after the seven. Seven Drabbles for the Dwarf Lords, in their Halls of Stone and You Little Thief

I've been wondering if we should put them up at TtH. The presence of LiLo (who reappears in one of mine) might make them contravene the rules, but if it doesn't I'd like to go for it.

[spikendru.livejournal.com]

And the fun just keeps on coming! See, this is why I enjoy having guys on my flist. You two are just so charmingly, yet deadly, competitive! *g*

Thoroughly enjoying The War of the Rings!

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I just hope I can come up with a comeback to s2c's latest shenanigans... work, brain, work!

[(Anonymous)]

Hi,

hey Beer Good - are my eyes deceiving me, or have you written a slashfic... he he, and the punning gets worserer, and worserer!!!

Ray (kerkevik@btinternet.com)

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's not the first (or even the oddest) slashfic I've written. And The Return of the King (90 minutes of nothing but guys hugging and crying about how much they love each other!) might just be gayer in Jackson's version than in mine. :-) Thanks!

[insanitys-place.livejournal.com]

dwh linked me to the first in the series, and I must confess that absolutely love all these stories.
Mind if I friend?

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Thanks! And sure - friended you back.