Nov. 2nd, 2009

Ouch

Nov. 2nd, 2009 09:56 pm
beer_good_foamy: (Jaws)
I'm expecting this to result in a flurry of crossovers, so I figured I'd get in on it before someone else (*cough*[livejournal.com profile] speakr2customrs*cough*) got around to it.

Cameron At Sea

"You're gonna need a bigger boat," Chief Brody mumbled. The blood he'd been throwing into the water dripped onto the deck as he stared at the enormous shark circling the Orca. Behind him, Quint and Hooper gasped. This was it.

Suddenly, the air turned electric. Lightning flashed, a huge ball of light appeared, and suddenly a girl was standing there.

A very... naked girl.

She looked at them, a cold, machine-like stare. Then she looked at the shark, cocking her head curiously. Then at the barrel of blood. Then back at them.

"Chum with me if you want to live."

Ouch

Nov. 2nd, 2009 09:56 pm
beer_good_foamy: (Default)
I'm expecting this to result in a flurry of crossovers, so I figured I'd get in on it before someone else (*cough*[livejournal.com profile] speakr2customrs*cough*) got around to it.

Cameron At Sea

"You're gonna need a bigger boat," Chief Brody mumbled. The blood he'd been throwing into the water dripped onto the deck as he stared at the enormous shark circling the Orca. Behind him, Quint and Hooper gasped. This was it.

Suddenly, the air turned electric. Lightning flashed, a huge ball of light appeared, and suddenly a girl was standing there.

A very... naked girl.

She looked at them, a cold, machine-like stare. Then she looked at the shark, cocking her head curiously. Then at the barrel of blood. Then back at them.

"Chum with me if you want to live."
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