Fic: Heaven Is Hell For Bad People (BtVS/Dr Who)

OK, so I entered Doctor Who as one of my fandoms for intoabar, knowing there was one character I didn't think I could write but figuring what were the odds… Oh well. I hope I did Clara justice here.

Previous intoabar challenges I've written:
A Product of Its Time (Angel walks into a bar and meets... Steve Harrington!)
How To Drain Your Flagon (Wesley Wyndam-Pryce walks into a bar and meets... Khal Drogo!)
Untimely (Drusilla walks into a bar and meets... Zoe Washburne!)
The Scrying of Lot 48 (Willow Rosenberg walks into a bar and meets... Ron Swanson!)
I Will Face My Fear (Dale Cooper walks into a bar and meets... Riley Finn!)

Title: Heaven Is Hell for Bad People
Author: Beer Good (beer_good_foamy)
Fandom: Buffyverse (post-"Not Fade Away")/Doctor Who (post-"Hell Bent")
Characters/Pairing: Spike, Clara Oswald, background Buffy/Spike
Rating: PG13
Word count: ~1300
Summary: Spike walks into a bar and meets… Clara Oswald!

The band in Heaven, they play my favorite song
They play it once again, they play it all night long
Heaven is a place
A place where nothing
Nothing ever happens
- Talking Heads

( The Ramones got on stage just as he stepped inside the bar, and they were just as great as always. )