January drabbles: Buffy
Jan. 25th, 2007 07:37 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
beer_good_foamy25th: The Chosen One herself. Feeling oddly uninspired today, so just the one drabble. This was supposed to be a series of "times Buffy saved the world and didn't even know it", but...
Title: Happy Meal
Author: Beer Good (![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13
Character: Buffy
Timeline: s6
Word count: 100
"Welcome to Doublemeat Palace, how may I help you." Buffy's worked 14 hours straight; question marks don't exist.
The pale, tall man eyes the menu. "The Doublemeat Medley hassss beef in it, yesssss?"
Demon? Who cares. If all he wants is a burger... "Uh, yeah. Sure."
"Give me three dozzzzzzen."
Big appetite. Whatever. She hands them over, takes his (slightly slimy) money and forgets him before he's out the door.
Little known fact: Skirfnool demons must consume beef before rituals. Fake meat processes aren't enough. Their attempt to open the hellmouth ends in disappointment and a nasty case of salmonella.
EDIT: Also, it's awards nominations season and... hate to sound like I'm fishing for compliments, but I just read this post where the Willowy Goodness Awards is asking for nominees. If someone would like to nominate something of mine (this, for instance) for that or any other award, I wouldn't *hate* it. OK, I'll stop begging now, it's unseemly, I know..
Title: Happy Meal
Author: Beer Good (
beer_good_foamy) Rating: PG13
Character: Buffy
Timeline: s6
Word count: 100
"Welcome to Doublemeat Palace, how may I help you." Buffy's worked 14 hours straight; question marks don't exist.
The pale, tall man eyes the menu. "The Doublemeat Medley hassss beef in it, yesssss?"
Demon? Who cares. If all he wants is a burger... "Uh, yeah. Sure."
"Give me three dozzzzzzen."
Big appetite. Whatever. She hands them over, takes his (slightly slimy) money and forgets him before he's out the door.
Little known fact: Skirfnool demons must consume beef before rituals. Fake meat processes aren't enough. Their attempt to open the hellmouth ends in disappointment and a nasty case of salmonella.
EDIT: Also, it's awards nominations season and... hate to sound like I'm fishing for compliments, but I just read this post where the Willowy Goodness Awards is asking for nominees. If someone would like to nominate something of mine (this, for instance) for that or any other award, I wouldn't *hate* it. OK, I'll stop begging now, it's unseemly, I know..
