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Thanks and "I'm not worthy"s, as usual, to xlivvielockex.

So, two little "behind the scenes" drabbles. For still_grrr:

Title: Divide et Impera
Author: Beer Good (beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 100
Prompt: 026: BtVS movie/s1 - so pre-"Welcome to the Hellmouth"
Characters/Pairing (if any): Richard Wilkins, Alan Finch

Divide et Impera

"Ah, Alan, come in. Toffee? So, how did our real estate agent friend do?"

"Um... fine. Mrs Summers will sign the mortgage papers tomorrow."

"Fantastic! He gave her a better deal this time, then?"

"Much better. He called it, uh, cutting his own throat."

"See? With proper motivation, anyone can sell anything. Besides, real throatcutting gets so messy. You know, Alan, it feels good to help people."

Richard Wilkins leaned back, smiling. Nothing like having a Slayer around to control the competition and keep the voters safe... and if she got too uppity, well, he knew where to find her.

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And for open_on_sunday, because you can never have enough VampWillow:

Title: If You Build It, They'll Be Gone
Author: Beer Good (beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 100
Prompt: Exhaust
Characters/Pairing (if any): VampWillow, The Master

If You Build It, They'll Be Gone

She pouted. "I thought you'd like it."

"Oh, I do. You've simply... overdone it, my dear." He put down the blueprints. "You're young, you want everything right now, but our race must think ahead. With this 'factory' you're suggesting, we'd exhaust Sunnydale's entire supply in..."

"...8.3 days." A proud grin.

"Eight days. Efficient, certainly... but what do we drink after nine days?"

She produced another blueprint. "Biggest refrigeration unit in California. We pack the whole population in little bite-size bags."

"Astounding. I do love the 20th century."

"So did I do good, Master?"

He caressed her cheek. "Very good, Willow."