Win! And obscure crossover.
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beer_good_foamyWoooo! I won stuff!
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c2c_buffyawards, everyone who nominated and voted, and congrats to the other winners! (Read all the nominated fics here.)
Also, since I wrote this years ago but never actually posted it here and since![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
flake_sake asked, here's the probably only BtVS/Ronja the Robber's Daughter crossover ever. What's Ronja the Robber's Daughter, you ask? Well, it's a book by Astrid Lindgren, the woman who wrote Pippi Longstocking, and also a film directed by one of my favourite writers. If you have no idea what's happening here, that just proves you need to at least watch the movie. But short version: what if the most memorable non-villains of Ronja ended up on Buffy?
Faith vs The Ass-Elves
"Good Lord." Giles slowly took off his glasses. "I dare say that was unnecessarily gruesome, even if they were demons."
"What can I say", Faith sneered as she cleaned the blood off her axe. "Little bastards annoyed the hell out of me. Runnin' around yammering in jibberish..."
"And also, let's not forget that there was hat-stealage..." Everyone looked at Willow. "What? That was my favourite hat."
"Yes, I'm sure we're all glad that your hat is now covered in miniature troll blood rather than missing." Giles rolled his eyes. "Now if you'll excuse me, I think I had better research what demonic language that was they were chanting."
Anya spoke up. "I don't think that was demonic. I think it was... Swedish."
"Hey, look at that!" Xander beamed. "And the score is my girlfriend 1, stuffy watcher guy 0. So what were they saying?"
"Well, I'm a bit rusty... it's been a thousand years. But I think it was 'Why are they doing this? What for? What for? Why are they doing it this way?' Over and over again. It really was quite annoying. Let's go home and have sex, Xander."
Huge thanks to the people at
c2c_buffyawards, everyone who nominated and voted, and congrats to the other winners! (Read all the nominated fics here.)Also, since I wrote this years ago but never actually posted it here and since
flake_sake asked, here's the probably only BtVS/Ronja the Robber's Daughter crossover ever. What's Ronja the Robber's Daughter, you ask? Well, it's a book by Astrid Lindgren, the woman who wrote Pippi Longstocking, and also a film directed by one of my favourite writers. If you have no idea what's happening here, that just proves you need to at least watch the movie. But short version: what if the most memorable non-villains of Ronja ended up on Buffy?Faith vs The Ass-Elves
"Good Lord." Giles slowly took off his glasses. "I dare say that was unnecessarily gruesome, even if they were demons."
"What can I say", Faith sneered as she cleaned the blood off her axe. "Little bastards annoyed the hell out of me. Runnin' around yammering in jibberish..."
"And also, let's not forget that there was hat-stealage..." Everyone looked at Willow. "What? That was my favourite hat."
"Yes, I'm sure we're all glad that your hat is now covered in miniature troll blood rather than missing." Giles rolled his eyes. "Now if you'll excuse me, I think I had better research what demonic language that was they were chanting."
Anya spoke up. "I don't think that was demonic. I think it was... Swedish."
"Hey, look at that!" Xander beamed. "And the score is my girlfriend 1, stuffy watcher guy 0. So what were they saying?"
"Well, I'm a bit rusty... it's been a thousand years. But I think it was 'Why are they doing this? What for? What for? Why are they doing it this way?' Over and over again. It really was quite annoying. Let's go home and have sex, Xander."
