Firefly drabble

[beer_good_foamy]

For still_grrr's "Crack pairings" week. This is so wrong I'm not even going to bother apologising for it.

Title: Love Keeps Her In The Air
Author: Beer Good (beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 100
Characters/Pairing: Mal/Serenity
Prompt: 054 – crack pairings

Love Keeps Her In The Air

”Yeah, you like that? Oh baby...”

Kaylee frowned as she found Mal hunched over a turbine in the engine room. “Cap’n? You OK?”

“Kaylee!" Mal spun around, wrapping his coat in front of himself. "Sure. Just... admirin’ your work. Serenity's lucky to have you.”

“Thank you!” Kaylee beamed. “I know how much you love her, so -”

“I don’t... I mean, sure. Platonically.“

“Only I wouldn’t touch that turbine right now; I just lubed up the exhaust ports, and that stuff will burn your skin right off once it sets... Are you sure you’re OK? You’re lookin’ a mite pale.”

Comments

[slaymesoftly.livejournal.com]

*shakes head in despair* Only a guy could think up something like this - a relationship with an engine. *sigh* But it was funny. Here's a metallic cookie. :)

[spuffyduds.livejournal.com]

Only a guy could think up something like this.

My washing machine and I beg to differ. ;-)

[slaymesoftly.livejournal.com]

ROFL TMI! TMI!

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

*munch CLANG munch CLANG munch CLANG*

Thanks!

[jaded-jamie.livejournal.com]

BWHAHAHAH! How Spikeesque, he loved something otherly human, but heck at least it looked human! This is great, icky but great.

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Haha, thanks!

[spuffyduds.livejournal.com]

Oh, Simon is going to have the BEST time treating Mal for this. "Could you describe the incident in more detail?"

HEEEEE! Wonderful.

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Heh, you're not the only one to think so... Thanks!

[snowpuppies]

You know, somehow I can see this happening. :P

Very cute.

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

That's the problem with writing Jossverse crackfic; there's not really any pairing so weird people won't go "You know, I can see that happening." ;-) Thanks!

[moscow-watcher.livejournal.com]

It's official: you're evil. Profoundly, epically evil.

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Well, I do my worst. :-) Thanks!

[empressvesica.livejournal.com]

*cackles wildly* THAT was brilliant!!

And come on, there's wrong and WRONG. This is, at worst, "Good lord, I can't believe you just made my mind go there" wrong...not like, Kicking Puppies wrong or Mass Murder wrong.

:D

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

So you're saying you'd have more of a problem with Mal kicking a puppy than with the image of him carressing the engine block, slipping a finger inside, unzipping his pants and -

- sorry. Thanks!

[empressvesica.livejournal.com]

*nods* Pretty much.

Because kicking puppies is REALLY wrong. Geting on with Serenity is just...dangerous and somewhat misguided.

[diachrony.livejournal.com]

Bwah!

Mal better run, not walk, straight to the shower.

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Or sick bay. Can you imagine Simon's reaction? Thanks!