beer_good_foamy

I am really, truly sorry about this, but I saw this phrase flash by on my flist (as a prompt at sb_fag_ends, though as it happens Spike's not in it), and my muse went "You know what would be an awesome idea?" and wouldn't let me sleep until I wrote it. Blame the heatwave. Under a cut because of reasons.

Title: Office Party
Word count: 100
Fandom: Buffyverse, all 12 seasons
Pairings: Um... a few, none of them remotely canon
Rating: R

( Somehow the Big Bad conference always ended like this )

Happy comic!crack!day, everyone! OK, so I had a couple of different ideas left that I was considering using for comicsnarkathon, and since we'll soon have about six months in which to write carefully thought-out crack about #35, eventually I decided to just toss them all together into one rather gratuitous flashfic, fittingly titled...

Title: The Kitchen Sink Cracked From Side To Side
Author: Beer Good (beer_good_foamy)
Fandom: Season 8
Word Count: ~850
Rating: PG13
Warnings: ***Metamorphosis, character redeath, implied mutilation, canon events***
Summary: In the last days, everything happens at once.

The Kitchen Sink Cracked From Side To Side

( What the hell happened here? )

This is for still_grrr's pairing month. This was supposed to be pure crackfic to top the Mr Gordo/Miss Edith idea. It ended up... different. Hey, if people can portray stuffed toys and spaceships as having souls...

Title: By Design
Author: Beer Good (beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13
Fandom/timeline: Buffy, post-"The Gift"
Word Count: 460
Characters: Mr Pointy/Faith's knife

( 'You named your stake?' 'This is a thing of beauty, boss.' )

OK, this is for elisi, inspired by this post. Flocked just because, well... um...

ETA: OK, it was silly, I've taken off the flock. I've written worse stuff than this. Hell, Joss has written worse stuff than this. Make sure to check out speakr2customrs's In A Big Country for more Giant!Dawn crack.

Title: Did It Sing?
Author: Beer Good (beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 300
Fandom: Buffy “season 8” comics/Torchwood
Characters/Pairing: Implied Dawn/Myfanwy
Spoilers: Preview of “Season 8” #16
Warnings: Implied inter-species sex, pregnancy

( Who knew that line was actually foreshadowing? )

For still_grrr's "Crack pairings" week. This is so wrong I'm not even going to bother apologising for it.

Title: Love Keeps Her In The Air
Author: Beer Good (beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 100
Characters/Pairing: Mal/Serenity
Prompt: 054 – crack pairings

( Ship ship )

OK, s8 crackfic time again. aycheb suggested that the fact that we haven’t seen Dawn’s supposed boyfriend Kenny in the comics means that we can use our own imaginations to make him anything we want.

So I did.

To be precise, I borrowed another Kenny. Off the top of my head, I know of three people named Kenny: FM rocker Kenny Loggins, former NY Islanders defender Kenny Jönsson, and... this guy. I did mention that this is crackfic, right?

Title: Let's Sing "Dawn Is A Giant" In D Minor
Author: Beer Good (beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13
Word Count: ~990
Characters/Pairing: Dawn/Kenny
Fandom: Buffy s8 comics/South Park. Pre-"Long Way Home".
Disclaimer: These characters are the property of Joss Whedon, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, and their respective companies. Anyone who would want to pay me for this is obviously too insane to earn any money with which to pay me.
Warning: WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG.
Summary: So what really happened to Dawn?

( That series has warped my fragile little mind. )

Happy birthday elisi!

Here's an OT3 drabble and icon for you. With a difference.

OT3 2.0

Knock knock.

Warren opened the door, eyes wide in surprise. "S-Spike... Buffybot... I-is there a problem with the bot? I did every test you wanted..."

"None at all." Spike grinned. "I'm one happy customer. We're here to place another order."

"Look, I'm not making any more girls..."

"Not a problem. Well, depends on your definition... here's your new specs. Make sure you get the forehead right."

"And the hair," Buffybot beamed. "It grows straight up and it's bloody sexy."

Spike leaned closer, menacingly. "And no cheating on the tests. Angelbot had better be able to do everything on this list."

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Also, here's a couple of icons I made for still_grrr, based on the idea that Keith Szarabajka looks a lot like Jeff Bridges, and so I keep expecting Holtz to quote The Big Lebowski.

I think it's safe to say that this is the crackiest pairing I've ever written. This was written for keyblade277, whose post at fanficrants is partly responsible for my muse going completely insane. I'm just going to post this before I think better of it.

Title: Stop Touching My Magic Bone!
Author: Beer Good (beer_good_foamy)
Rating: R
Fandom: Discworld/He-Man
Pairing: Skeletor/Death
Word count: 600 or so

( Rockin' Bones! )