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elisi, inspired by this post. Flocked just because, well... um...
ETA: OK, it was silly, I've taken off the flock. I've written worse stuff than this. Hell, Joss has written worse stuff than this. Make sure to check outspeakr2customrs's In A Big Country for more Giant!Dawn crack.
Title: Did It Sing?
Author: Beer Good (beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 300
Fandom: Buffy “season 8” comics/Torchwood
Characters/Pairing: Implied Dawn/Myfanwy
Spoilers: Preview of “Season 8” #16
Warnings: Implied inter-species sex, pregnancy
Did It Sing?
“Come on, Dawnie, just one more push – DOWN A BIT, LEAH!”
Leah obligingly pulled the lever on the crane that allowed Willow to see exactly what was going on with the giant soon-to-be mother. The bucket that held the witch sank to a spot about 10 metres above ground, hovering perilously between Dawn’s knees.
“OK, Dawnie, I can see the...” Willow briefly looked pale, then recovered. “I can see the head... I think. One more push should do it.”
Dawn screamed as she gave birth, then lay back panting. “What is it? A boy or a girl?”
“Um...” Willow seemed lost for words. “It’s a...”
Before she could finish, the newborn giant pterodactyl strode out from between his mother’s legs, polishing himself with his beak. With a proud look on his face, he cleared his throat and began singing, in a clear Welsh tenor: ”Paham mae dicter, O Myfanwy, Yn llenwi'th lygaid duon di? A'th ruddiau tirion, O Myfanwy, Heb wrido wrth fy ngweled i...”
Willow turned to the very embarrassed Dawn. “Dawnie... you didn’t.”
“I’m sorry! I couldn’t help it! I had this lead that Spike had been seen in Cardiff, and someone said to check with these weird demon-hunters, and then there was this pink gas, and next thing I knew... God, those big leathery wings, and that beak...” She sobbed. “Yes, I had sex with a pterodactyl. I cheated on Kenny with a reptile. I’m a complete –"
“There, Dawnie.” Willow quickly interrupted. “It’s not that bad. Really. So how did Kenny take it?”
The 100-foot woman just glared down at her.
"Oh. Right. Gotta say, if I was him, I woulda forgiven you." Willow cast a nervous glance at Kennedy. "I mean, y’know, people do strange things sometimes, and... um... reptiles don't really count, do they?"
elisi, inspired by this post. Flocked just because, well... um... ETA: OK, it was silly, I've taken off the flock. I've written worse stuff than this. Hell, Joss has written worse stuff than this. Make sure to check out
speakr2customrs's In A Big Country for more Giant!Dawn crack.Title: Did It Sing?
Author: Beer Good (
beer_good_foamy)Rating: PG13
Word Count: 300
Fandom: Buffy “season 8” comics/Torchwood
Characters/Pairing: Implied Dawn/Myfanwy
Spoilers: Preview of “Season 8” #16
Warnings: Implied inter-species sex, pregnancy
Did It Sing?
“Come on, Dawnie, just one more push – DOWN A BIT, LEAH!”
Leah obligingly pulled the lever on the crane that allowed Willow to see exactly what was going on with the giant soon-to-be mother. The bucket that held the witch sank to a spot about 10 metres above ground, hovering perilously between Dawn’s knees.
“OK, Dawnie, I can see the...” Willow briefly looked pale, then recovered. “I can see the head... I think. One more push should do it.”
Dawn screamed as she gave birth, then lay back panting. “What is it? A boy or a girl?”
“Um...” Willow seemed lost for words. “It’s a...”
Before she could finish, the newborn giant pterodactyl strode out from between his mother’s legs, polishing himself with his beak. With a proud look on his face, he cleared his throat and began singing, in a clear Welsh tenor: ”Paham mae dicter, O Myfanwy, Yn llenwi'th lygaid duon di? A'th ruddiau tirion, O Myfanwy, Heb wrido wrth fy ngweled i...”
Willow turned to the very embarrassed Dawn. “Dawnie... you didn’t.”
“I’m sorry! I couldn’t help it! I had this lead that Spike had been seen in Cardiff, and someone said to check with these weird demon-hunters, and then there was this pink gas, and next thing I knew... God, those big leathery wings, and that beak...” She sobbed. “Yes, I had sex with a pterodactyl. I cheated on Kenny with a reptile. I’m a complete –"
“There, Dawnie.” Willow quickly interrupted. “It’s not that bad. Really. So how did Kenny take it?”
The 100-foot woman just glared down at her.
"Oh. Right. Gotta say, if I was him, I woulda forgiven you." Willow cast a nervous glance at Kennedy. "I mean, y’know, people do strange things sometimes, and... um... reptiles don't really count, do they?"
