January drabbles: Willow

[beer_good_foamy]

Number five. In which I try to get Wiffy, Fuffy and Fallow all in one go.

Title: Like, This Cleavagey Slutbomb
Author: Beer Good (beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13
Character: Willow
Timeline: "Who Are You?"
Word count: 100

Faith ran from the church, blonde hair flowing. Then a beat-up brunette limped outside.

"Buff?" Willow ran up and grabbed her friend... y'know, so she didn't stumble or anything. "You OK?"

"Man, I hit hard."

"The spell didn't work, huh?"

"Duh, still in Faith's body."

"Sorry 'bout that, but, y'know..." Willow laughed nervously. "As bodies go... I mean, so what if you're stuck like this, would that really be... hey, if life gives you mel- uh, lemons..."

"Will, are you staring at my... Faith's boobs?"

"What? No! Nosireebob, I... I..."

Buffy frowned. "How come the spell didn't work anyway?"



A/N: See? Still silly. This has now been spun off into the considerably longer oneshot Wow (R)

Comments

[tessarin.livejournal.com]

This was fun, enjoyed this. Can well imagine Willow having a different take on Faith after her conversion.:-)

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Hehe, there's nothing wrong with Willow's eyes. And we know what happens to her spells when she gets distracted... Thanks!

[stormwreath.livejournal.com]

"If life gives you melons" ;) Wonder what Tara will have to say about this?

Also, your first sentence was a classic scene-setter.

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Wonder what Tara will have to say about this?

"That's it Willow, no more glowing sweaty metaphorical sex right before important spells", perhaps? :-) Thanks for reading, as always!

[frogfarm]

*gigglesnort* Oh, Willow. That line *always* came off like repressed sexual wantiness...

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

I will never understand the lack of Willow/Buffy-in-Faith's-body fics. Seriously. There is no part of that that wouldn't work; Willow can finally admit that her hatred of Faith was based in repression, Buffy can be less uptight since she's not really herself... oh, and here's an original thought: they could have, like, very porny sex. I'd call it "NC-17 femmeslash"... it's a new concept, but I think it could catch on. Thanks for reading!

[somercet.livejournal.com]

oh, and here's an original thought: they could have, like, very porny sex. I'd call it "NC-17 femmeslash"… it's a new concept, but I think it could catch on.

Heh, heh, heh. Yeah, the only problem is, Buff's in a wanted fugitive's body and Wil's in a committed relationship.

So, what would have to happen is T/W comforting BiF after she got hurt… yeah, that's the ticket.

"Melons." *snort* I'm still convinced that Faith totally fingered herself blind in that bathtub after the switch.

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Not sure how committed I'd call Willow and Tara at this point; this is just hours after they get groiny for the first time - OK, for those two, that IS commitment, but it's several weeks before Willow seriously considers leaving Tara for Oz. Would she leave Tara for Buffy? Though I like your scenario too.

I'm still convinced that Faith totally fingered herself blind in that bathtub after the switch.

Wait, you're saying it's not canon that she did? Let's see, where's the script...

Faith is in the bath. Her head breaks surface suddenly with all attendant splashing, her hair slicked back and pure enjoyment on her face.

She settles, slinging one leg over the side of the tub. Rubs the water out of her eyes, then looks at her hand, flexing it. Feeling the fit.

She looks down at her new body. Runs a hand up her leg, under the water.

She leans back, eyes shut -- then bursts out laughing.

And people say Buffy/Faith never really happened...

[somercet.livejournal.com]

groiny *snicker*

OK, for those two, that IS commitment, but it's several weeks before Willow seriously considers leaving Tara for Oz.

Yeah, but he's OZ.

She leans back, eyes shut -- then bursts out laughing.

And people say Buffy/Faith never really happened...

*perspires*

Okay, you win. :-D

[shinodabear.livejournal.com]

Melons. :)
Very cute.

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Actually what Willow meant to say was "If life gives you Mel Brooks movies". Willow would never say anything that naughty. Haha. Thanks!

[draconin.livejournal.com]

ROFL! I can *so* see this!

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Hehe, and it's a beautiful sight, isn't it? Thanks!