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OK, so remember that I wrote that LotR drabble the other day? Well, then ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
speakr2customrs retaliated by writing this one. And... well...
Title: The Evils of Capitalism
Author: Beer Good (beer_good_foamy)
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Fandom: Buffy/Lord of the Rings
The Evils of Capitalism
Giles stared at the contract with Anya's name on it. "I know I left you in charge of business decisions, but this is... insane!"
"'Insane'? It's a perfectly logical business decision. The Magic Box is doing well, and so we're expanding."
"By buying the entire Sunnydale Mall?!"
"OK, it seemed a little extreme at first. But one of our magic jewelry suppliers accidentally sold me this, and I realized that it was my destiny." She held up her hand to show the shining gold ring on her finger.
"Good lord, is that..."
"Yes. The one ring to rule the mall."
speakr2customrs retaliated by writing this one. And... well... Title: The Evils of Capitalism
Author: Beer Good (
beer_good_foamy)Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Fandom: Buffy/Lord of the Rings
The Evils of Capitalism
Giles stared at the contract with Anya's name on it. "I know I left you in charge of business decisions, but this is... insane!"
"'Insane'? It's a perfectly logical business decision. The Magic Box is doing well, and so we're expanding."
"By buying the entire Sunnydale Mall?!"
"OK, it seemed a little extreme at first. But one of our magic jewelry suppliers accidentally sold me this, and I realized that it was my destiny." She held up her hand to show the shining gold ring on her finger.
"Good lord, is that..."
"Yes. The one ring to rule the mall."
