Haiku! (Gesundheit.)

summer_of_giles is holding a haikuthon! Haiku-off? Haikucopia? ...People are writing a bunch of Giles-related haikus. Go read and post!

Here's a few I came up with:

( five seven oh five, and there's lots of reply )

Also, never forget that
There once was a young man from Mainz
Whose limericks had no last lines
When asked why this was,
He said: "It's because