Pain in the...
Sep. 15th, 2006 10:22 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
beer_good_foamyCame up with something embarrassingly silly for the ff_friday challenge "pain". It's an old gag, but what the hell, it works.
Also got a new icon from![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
hxcfairy, so thanks to her.
Title: Pain in the...
Author: Beer Good
Word count: 100!
Rating: R
Characters: Jayne, Simon
Disclaimer: Ain't none o' mine.
Pain in the...
”OW!”
”Jayne, if you stopped moving around so much-”
“I’m gonna move around on you if you don’t pull that thing out of my ass NOW, Doc! You chou wang ba dan...”
“Fine, I’ll just leave it in there until you calm down, shall I?”
“Are you ruttin’ crazy? Alright, do what you gotta do, but be quick – OW!”
“There, I’m done.” Simon dropped the blood-stained arrow on the counter. “Next time you run from a reaver carrying a crossbow, try zigzagging.”
Jayne limped painfully out of the sick bay. “Gorram reavers. Why can’t they use guns like normal folks?”
Also got a new icon from
hxcfairy, so thanks to her.Title: Pain in the...
Author: Beer Good
Word count: 100!
Rating: R
Characters: Jayne, Simon
Disclaimer: Ain't none o' mine.
Pain in the...
”OW!”
”Jayne, if you stopped moving around so much-”
“I’m gonna move around on you if you don’t pull that thing out of my ass NOW, Doc! You chou wang ba dan...”
“Fine, I’ll just leave it in there until you calm down, shall I?”
“Are you ruttin’ crazy? Alright, do what you gotta do, but be quick – OW!”
“There, I’m done.” Simon dropped the blood-stained arrow on the counter. “Next time you run from a reaver carrying a crossbow, try zigzagging.”
Jayne limped painfully out of the sick bay. “Gorram reavers. Why can’t they use guns like normal folks?”
