LOTR Drabble

[beer_good_foamy]

...and there my muse goes again. Where the hell did this come from?

ETA: This has apparently turned into something of a continuing saga. Check the "war of the rings" tag.

Title: Everybody Knows Men Never Ask Directions
Author: Beer Good (beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Fandom: Lord of the Rings

Everybody Knows Men Never Ask Directions

"You have my sword," Aragorn announced.

"And you have my bow..." "...and my axe." The elf and the dwarf, united after centuries of mistrust.

"And my typewriter." The white-haired old woman was the last to join.

"Ten companions," Elrond mused. "So be it."

"Ten?" Boromir pointed to the woman. "What good will this old crone be in the land of Sauron?"

"Do not judge her too hastily, son of Gondor," Gandalf muttered. "She knows our destination better than anyone in Middle Earth."

"Who is she?"

"Even I know that," Sam snorted. "That's Jessica Fletcher. Surely you've watched Mordor, She Wrote?"