Whining and drabble

[beer_good_foamy]

I hope all my US friends are enjoying their Doctor Horrible. Next time you ask your fans to help spread the word about something, Joss, could you at least mention that a lot of them won't actually be able to see it themselves?

...OK, that's unfair. Apparently it's all Canada's fault and they're working on an international solution (Joss post) so future yay. (Also, see comments for a work-around.) ETA: Yay! It's working now! No more whining or Bad Horse will get you!

Meanwhile, here's a drabble for the open_on_sunday prompt "Doctor."

Allergy
Season 4

"Doctor...?" The nurse sounded bewildered. "You'd better come see this patient. "

"Let me guess: acute anemia, bite marks on the neck...?"

"No, I've never seen anything like this before. It doesn't seem life-threatening, but..."

The patient was conscious, but being covered from head to toe in a mucus-like substance that was already hardening like cement had to be unpleasant. They ended up ruining 18 scalpels cutting him loose.

(...)

Spike handed Giles a handkerchief. "Gesundheit. Now, why'd you sneeze on that bloke after I told you about Fyarl mucus?"

Giles glared at him with demonic eyes and growled something about mohair.