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Extremely silly plot bunny I got bit by after today's s8 discussion and had to post before I thought better of it. The dangers of retconning...

Title: Two Wrongs Make A Right
Author: Beer Good ([livejournal.com profile] beer_good_foamy)
Word count: 300
Rating: PG13
Warning: Character death... somehow
Characters/Pairing: Warren/Amy, Greedo
Disclaimer: If I were Joss, this would be canon. Think about that.
Summary: BtVS/Star Wars crossover, taking place directly after the events of 8.04 (so spoiler alert). So where did Warren and Amy end up?

Warren and Amy vanished in a flash just as Buffy and Satsu were about to jump them (much to the Slayers’ chagrin; Buffy wanted very much to hit them, and Satsu, well, she just really liked watching Buffy jump).

They reintegrated in a bar. To be specific, a bar with the weirdest clientele anyone of them had ever seen, which is saying quite a lot for two Sunnydalians. Amy’s legs wobbled as she got her bearings. “Damnit! Trust Buffy to turn up at exactly the wrong second and save her precious Willow.”

Warren’s mouth opened with a sound like someone speaking from the bottom of a jar filled with pickled pig's feet – that’s what you get with no lips and charred lungs. ”Where are we? This place looks familiar.

”Um...” Amy looked around. ”Some demon bar, I guess. I was aiming for Los Angeles, something must have gone wrong with the teleportation spell when Willow was set free...”

Oh! I know where this is! ” Warren’s lack of face lit up in what qualified as a smile. “Cool!

“What?”

We’re in the Mos Eisley Cantina on Tatooine!” Warren looked around, pointing so enthusiastically he dripped gore all over the place. “There’s the droid detector, and the table where Luke and Obi-Wan met Han, and... Wow! Figrin D’an is playing tonight!

Amy just stared at her suddenly very geeky boyfriendcorpse.

You know? Star Wars? Episode IV? You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy?

"...OK. Whatever. I need to rest up and recharge, and then we can get back to...” Suddenly she looked over his shoulder in alarm. “Uh, sweetie... some thing is pointing a gun at us.”

He looked around and chuckled. “Oh, don’t worry babe, that’s just Greedo. He's harmless; in canon, he never shoots firs-

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Previous s8 fics: Dam It, Size Matters

Date: 2007-06-07 10:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sl-podcast.livejournal.com
You are so evil......

Date: 2007-06-07 11:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com
At your service, ma'am. *bows*

Date: 2007-06-07 11:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rayruz.livejournal.com
*gigglesnort* Lovely.

Personally I liked the line "Satsu, well, she just really liked watching Buffy jump"

Date: 2007-06-07 11:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com
Thanks. I think Buffy/Satsu will be the next big OTP. :-)

Date: 2007-06-07 11:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sl-podcast.livejournal.com
I'm going to reserve judgment on this Buffy/Satsu.. I think Joss is playing us again.

Date: 2007-06-07 11:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com
Hey, even if he is, it'll be at least 3 months before we find out... fandom can do a LOT in that time.

Date: 2007-06-07 11:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rayruz.livejournal.com
Perhaps, perhaps. *snicker* Oooh... a Satsu/Buffy/Faith triangle?

Date: 2007-06-08 05:38 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I'm dumping my Buffy/Immortal/Buffy WIP for Buffy/Satsu/Buffy.

Date: 2007-06-08 05:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] owenthurman.livejournal.com
That was me. I think this story needs this icon in the coments.

Date: 2007-06-08 10:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com
Well, if there are three Buffys all over the world, how about Buffy/Buffy/Buffy?

Date: 2007-06-08 12:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] a2zmom.livejournal.com
how silly. hee.

Date: 2007-06-08 07:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com
Indeed. Thanks!

Date: 2007-06-08 02:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scarlettlily.livejournal.com
Hehehe loved it

Date: 2007-06-08 07:59 am (UTC)

Date: 2007-06-08 04:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] diachrony.livejournal.com
::cackles wildly::

I actually applauded at the last line!

So much fun!!

Date: 2007-06-08 08:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com
Let's face it, it had to happen; once you start messing with continuity, anything anything can happen. Thanks!

Date: 2007-06-08 05:56 am (UTC)
elisi: Edwin and Charles (LOL by killmebecomeme)
From: [personal profile] elisi
Now this? Is totally canon! *g*

Date: 2007-06-08 08:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com
Well, it is NOW! Thanks!

Date: 2007-06-08 08:06 am (UTC)
elisi: Edwin and Charles (Buffy's real father by tis_nat)
From: [personal profile] elisi
OMG you are Joss!

*bows down and worships*

Date: 2007-06-08 06:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trepkos.livejournal.com
*snorfle*

Date: 2007-06-08 09:06 am (UTC)
shapinglight: (Default)
From: [personal profile] shapinglight
Looks like Warren died happy this time.

Date: 2007-06-08 09:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com
Rats. You're right, he doesn't deserve that. Um... let's say the first shot only took his jaw off so he couldn't scream, and then Greedo really went to town... and just as Warren finally expires after hours of torture, Han comes in and shoots Greedo first. Yeah. That'd work. :-)

Date: 2007-06-08 08:14 pm (UTC)
shapinglight: (Amy)
From: [personal profile] shapinglight
Heh! You're evil - though not as evil as Warren, obviously.

Date: 2007-06-08 09:45 pm (UTC)
ext_15284: a wreath of lightning against a dark, stormy sky (Default)
From: [identity profile] stormwreath.livejournal.com
So what about the echoey voice of Ethan's blue semi-transparent ghost, whispering "Use the power of Chaos, Warren?" at key moments?

Date: 2007-06-08 10:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com
...and suddenly I'm wondering if Amy and Warren are actually each other's long-lost brother and sister. o_O
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