My brain is weird.
Oct. 6th, 2006 09:35 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
beer_good_foamyIt is. Really. I blame the beer.
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spuffyduds asked for fics where Lorne actually gets to have sex. And then there was a song on the radio, and... what the hell. I've written VampDawn/Drusilla, Buffy/Clem and PuppetWerewolfAngel/Mr Gordo, so when you think about it, this... is still weird. Really.
Rating: R-ish
Pairing: Lorne/well...
Word count: 100
Can't Help Falling In Love
When he saw Wolfram & Hart's client list, one name made Lorne take the job without hesitation. Naturally, he'd never believed the official story, but... to actually work with HIM!
Together, they started planning a comeback to dwarf the one in '68. Over many late-night rehearsals, their professional relationship developed into friendship... and then love. A hunka hunka burning love, with a little less conversation and a little more action.
- Oh yeah! Love me tender!
- Who's the King, baby? Who's your lovin' teddybear?
- You are! Shake me, rattle me, roll me...
- Oh, Lorne...!
- Oh, Elvis...!
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spuffyduds asked for fics where Lorne actually gets to have sex. And then there was a song on the radio, and... what the hell. I've written VampDawn/Drusilla, Buffy/Clem and PuppetWerewolfAngel/Mr Gordo, so when you think about it, this... is still weird. Really.Rating: R-ish
Pairing: Lorne/well...
Word count: 100
Can't Help Falling In Love
When he saw Wolfram & Hart's client list, one name made Lorne take the job without hesitation. Naturally, he'd never believed the official story, but... to actually work with HIM!
Together, they started planning a comeback to dwarf the one in '68. Over many late-night rehearsals, their professional relationship developed into friendship... and then love. A hunka hunka burning love, with a little less conversation and a little more action.
- Oh yeah! Love me tender!
- Who's the King, baby? Who's your lovin' teddybear?
- You are! Shake me, rattle me, roll me...
- Oh, Lorne...!
- Oh, Elvis...!
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Date: 2006-10-06 11:27 pm (UTC)::clasps you to my generous bosom::
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Date: 2006-12-20 08:54 pm (UTC)When you replied to my last comment saying you write crazy pairings like Lorne/Elvis.. well I just had to run over here and search through all your posts until I found this!!
I loooove Elvis. The first paragraph makes me feel all tingly - if only it were true on the series!! And the rest it just sooo funny and full of awesome =)
Who's the King, baby?
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Date: 2006-12-20 09:17 pm (UTC)(BTW, a movie tip if you haven't seen it already: "Bubba-Ho-Tep". Elvis and JFK solve a mummy curse at a Florida old folk's home. Brilliant movie. I need to write an Angel/Bubba-Ho-Tep crossover one of these days...)