January drabbles: Dawn
Jan. 13th, 2007 07:13 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
beer_good_foamyLucky 13! One of my favourite characters, but just the one drabble since I'm working on something else that I hope to have done by tomorrow.
Title: Numb
Author: Beer Good (![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
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Rating: PG13
Character: Dawn
Timeline: Season 6
Word count: 100
This isn't real.
Dawn is used to things not real, things never happening.
She never screamed at Mom for leaving Dad and moving to Sunnydale.
She never blackmailed Buffy about Angel coming to her window.
She never spent all summer worried sick about her sister.
She never saw snow.
She was never held hostage by Faith.
NONE OF THIS HAPPENED.
So logically, she never found Tara cold in a pool of blood.
She never pleaded for her to get up.
She never spent hours banging her own head against the wall, trying to wake up.
No.
No.
No.
Not happening.
EDIT: OK, I thought I was done, but I just got bit by the silliest plot bunny in a LONG time.
Title: Rated R For Language
Author: Beer Good (beer_good_foamy)
Rating: R, obviously
Character: Dawn
Timeline: "The Gift"
Word count: 100
Why: Because it seems about as logical a way to stop the apocalypse as the whole key/blood/sister thing. Except a lot sillier.
"Why are you doing this?" Dawn sobbed as Glory's minion anointed her.
"The key must be pure."
"Fuck you."
The minion shushed her. "No, don't..."
"FUCK YOU!" Dawn screamed at him. "FUCK YOU, FUCK BEN, FUCK GLORY, FUCK BUFFY, FUCK YOUR DIMENSION, FUCK THE FUCKING MONKS, FUCK ALL OF YOU UP THE FUCKING ASS WITH A FUCKING GIANT FUCKING RAZOR-BLADE DILDO! I HOPE YOU ALL DIE IN POOLS OF YOUR OWN SHIT AND BLOOD AND BRAINS AND PISS, YOU FUCKING FUCKS!"
"Oh dear." The minion called out in his toadiest voice. "Oh, transcendentally magnificent one? The key isn't pure anymore..."
Title: Numb
Author: Beer Good (
beer_good_foamy)Rating: PG13
Character: Dawn
Timeline: Season 6
Word count: 100
This isn't real.
Dawn is used to things not real, things never happening.
She never screamed at Mom for leaving Dad and moving to Sunnydale.
She never blackmailed Buffy about Angel coming to her window.
She never spent all summer worried sick about her sister.
She never saw snow.
She was never held hostage by Faith.
NONE OF THIS HAPPENED.
So logically, she never found Tara cold in a pool of blood.
She never pleaded for her to get up.
She never spent hours banging her own head against the wall, trying to wake up.
No.
No.
No.
Not happening.
EDIT: OK, I thought I was done, but I just got bit by the silliest plot bunny in a LONG time.
Title: Rated R For Language
Author: Beer Good (
beer_good_foamy)Rating: R, obviously
Character: Dawn
Timeline: "The Gift"
Word count: 100
Why: Because it seems about as logical a way to stop the apocalypse as the whole key/blood/sister thing. Except a lot sillier.
"Why are you doing this?" Dawn sobbed as Glory's minion anointed her.
"The key must be pure."
"Fuck you."
The minion shushed her. "No, don't..."
"FUCK YOU!" Dawn screamed at him. "FUCK YOU, FUCK BEN, FUCK GLORY, FUCK BUFFY, FUCK YOUR DIMENSION, FUCK THE FUCKING MONKS, FUCK ALL OF YOU UP THE FUCKING ASS WITH A FUCKING GIANT FUCKING RAZOR-BLADE DILDO! I HOPE YOU ALL DIE IN POOLS OF YOUR OWN SHIT AND BLOOD AND BRAINS AND PISS, YOU FUCKING FUCKS!"
"Oh dear." The minion called out in his toadiest voice. "Oh, transcendentally magnificent one? The key isn't pure anymore..."
