beer_good_foamy

Here's a pairing I don't think I've written before. Also, gold star to anyone who recognizes the song they're dancing to.

Also, gotta love that femslash_minis did an A Softer World challenge. I'm going to miss that comic.



Title: Nevermind The Darkness
Author: Beer Good (beer_good_foamy)
Fandom: Angel s3, alt version of "Waiting In The Wings"
Rating: PG13
Word count: ~860
Characters/Pairing: Fred/Cordelia; nods to Angel/Cordelia, Wesley/Fred, Gunn/Fred
Summary: Written for femslash_minis and carlyinrome's prompt everyone smiles at us like we're the cutest couple/ let's do something wrong. Fred and Cordy getting ready to go to the ballet.

Heisenberg and Schrödinger are pulled over for speeding. The first cop asks Heisenberg, "Sir, are you aware that you were doing 80 mph?" Heisenberg says, "Great, now I'm lost." The other cop inspects the car and asks, "Sir, are you aware that there's a dead cat in your trunk?" Schrödinger says "Well, NOW I am, thanks for nothing!"

( I'm pretty sure ballets aren't big on audience participation. )

I’m sorry this is so late. This is for femslash_minis and aaronlisa’s prompt “Evil!Cordy/Evil!Faith - Faith isn't quite as reformed as everyone thinks, set Season Four ATS, leather” without fluff or any of those two dying.

I've rarely written Cordy and I've never written Evil!Cordy, so this was a fun challenge though I ended up deleting the whole thing and starting over at one point. I hope it works with the prompt; I like my evil a bit ambiguous, and there are bits here that look semi-fluffy, but...

Title: Grant Me The Serenity
Author: Beer Good (beer_good_foamy)
Fandom: Angel, AU post "Salvage"
Rating: PG13
Warning: Character death
Word count: ~1000
Summary: Things don’t go quite as planned when Faith goes up against the Beast and Angelus, and Cordelia finds herself alone with an unrepentant Slayer out for blood. Luckily, Cordelia knows how to improvise.

( ...To know the difference )

open_on_sunday prompt "Plane." A bit cheap, perhaps, but you know me and puns...

Pronounce It Properly

Angel hesitated at the stairs leading up to the Learjet.

"Come on already," Cordelia hissed. "The Z'baygn demons don't like to be kept waiting."

"But..."

"I know, vampires can't fly, they didn't have planes in your day, yada yada yada. But this is their HQ, they've sworn not to take off, and we need their help for -"

"I know," Angel grumbled. "But can't we meet their leader at our office, or a demon bar, or... why does it have to be here?"

Cordelia groaned. "Do I need to say it?"

"Say what?"

"The reigning Z'baygn stays mainly in the plane."

Written for good__evil's October challenge, "Good Cordy", which it won! Banner inside.

Title: How I Spent My Vacation
Author: beer_good_foamy
Character: Cordelia
Month: October
Rating: PG
Length: 1577 words
Disclaimer: I just play with Joss's toys to keep them warm until he needs them again.
Summary: So where did Cordelia go after she tricked Angel into giving her a paid vacation in AtS 1x19 "Sanctuary"?

( How I Spent My Vacation )