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Here's the closest I've ever come to Giles/Spike. Don't ask me why. For
open_on_sunday's challenge "Eureka."
The Buoyancy Principle
“Rupert?”
Ignore him.
"Ruuuuuupert?"
"What?" Giles opened the bathroom door and glared at the shackled vampire in his bathtub.
"I'm bored. Fancy a quiz? What did Archimedes discover - "
Giles slammed the door and returned to his books. He realised something was wrong an hour later, when his socks grew damp.
After wading to the bathroom, he found Spike grinning in the overflowing tub, running the tap with his feet. "If you want your carpet to live, either undo my chains or reach down and pull out the plug I'm sitting on. Either way, I won’t be bored anymore."
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The Buoyancy Principle
“Rupert?”
Ignore him.
"Ruuuuuupert?"
"What?" Giles opened the bathroom door and glared at the shackled vampire in his bathtub.
"I'm bored. Fancy a quiz? What did Archimedes discover - "
Giles slammed the door and returned to his books. He realised something was wrong an hour later, when his socks grew damp.
After wading to the bathroom, he found Spike grinning in the overflowing tub, running the tap with his feet. "If you want your carpet to live, either undo my chains or reach down and pull out the plug I'm sitting on. Either way, I won’t be bored anymore."
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Date: 2012-07-26 07:29 pm (UTC)I do love a bit of adversarial Spiles! Delightful addition!
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Date: 2012-07-26 09:42 pm (UTC)Thanks!
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Date: 2012-07-25 11:10 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2012-07-25 11:47 pm (UTC)"I've often wondered how much a vampire's weight goes down when they're dusted. Shall we carry out an experiment?"
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Date: 2012-07-30 12:03 am (UTC)he found Spike grinning in the overflowing tub, running the tap with his feet.
*dies laughing* Your Spike is the most hilariously mischievous little boy EVER.
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Date: 2012-07-30 08:00 pm (UTC)