Drabble

Jun. 1st, 2015 09:04 pm
beer_good_foamy: (Buffy)
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For [livejournal.com profile] open_on_sunday's Song Title challenge:

Avant Gardener
Title from "Avant Gardener" by Courtney Barnett

"Sunnydale Plants & Garden, Tim speaking, how may I help you?"

(...)

"Weeding? Sure, we've got tools for that."

(...)

"Our most popular pruning shears are 8 inches."

(...)

"Not really. We have hedge clippers, but – "

(...)

"Poison? You mean herbicides? Sure…"

(...)

"…That quickly? No."

(...)

"What?"

(...)

"No, we do not carry flamethrowers. What on – "

(...)

"Um… sure. Thanks for calling."

(.)


Buffy hung up and turned to Giles. "Right, no help there. You're sure stakes won't work? Because - "

"Plants don't have hearts, Buffy."

They looked out at the triffids surrounding the Magic Box. "That's the last time I let Willow help Dawn with a science project."

Date: 2015-06-01 07:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ffutures.livejournal.com
Nice one!

Date: 2015-06-01 07:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com
Thanks!

And that's pretty neat. I think I'm going to stay very far away from that particular alley though - just to be on the safe side.
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