Title: The Return of the Son of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons
Author: Beer Good (
beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13
Fandom/timeline: Buffy, s3: "Amends". Except Dawn is in it.
Word Count: ~1700
Characters: Buffy, Faith, Giles
Disclaimer:: The characters belong to Joss, yada yada.
Warning: ***
Shameless national stereotyping.***
Summary: It's Christmas in Sunnydale, Angel has been talked down from the hill and awww, isn't all that snow pretty. That can't be a bad thing, can it? I mean, this is Sunnydale, where the supernatural is always helpful and it's not like magical snow instantly covering the entire town could possibly herald the arrival of... FLESH-EATING ZOMBIE SNOWMEN?!?
Awake, you scary great old ones, let everything dismay
Remember, great Cthulhu shall rise up from R'lyeh
To kill us all with tentacles if we should go his way
Oh, tidings of madness and woe, madness and woe
Oh, tidings of madness and woe!
- The Arkham Carolers Chapter 1: It Came Upon A Morning ClearChapter 2: Stalkin' In A Winter Wonderland Chapter 3: Now I Have A Machine Gun, Ho Ho Ho ( Now that's what I call a Christmas cracker )