beer_good_foamy

So I always try to post a holiday fic around this time of year, but I was just starting to come to terms with not being able to come up with one this year, especially since I still have to get my whichwillow fic done in the next couple of days. Then it occurred to me - there are two classic holiday stories I've never used in fic: The Night Before Christmas and A Christmas Carol. So I figured why not mash'em both up and also make it Faith/Willow because why not.

So, happy whatever everyone!

Title: We Three Ghosts Of Accident Are
Author: Beer Good (beer_good_foamy)
Fandom: Buffy, post-series/A Christmas Carol/The Night Before Christmas
Pairing: Faith/Willow
Rating: PG13
Word count: 321
Summary: 'Twas the night before Christmas, and Faith got a visit from some ghosts. That's OK, Slayers know how to handle the undead.

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the camp
Not a demon was stirring, not even a vamp
But lo! In the bedroom, an energy swirled
A figure appeared, and a loud voice unfurled:

"Behold, I am the ghost of Christmas pa-"

( Cut )

Here's a couple of fills I wrote for the Three-Sentence ficathon.


( Buffy, Faith/Willow, don't ever go dark )

( MCU, any Avengers, team breakfast )

( Moomins, Too-ticky, summertime )

( The Secret History, Camilla/Henry, we are savages, you and I )

ETA - one more:
( Discworld, the Librarian, students who don't return books )

I might write some more later on - it's open until March 8. Go join!

Some unabashed Willow/Faith fluff for good__evil's "Ghost" challenge (don't think I'll manage the whole drabble month this year like I did last time, but we'll see) and also for frogfarm's birthday.

Uninvited
Post-series

"Who are you?"

The two ghosts look at each other, puzzled and a little spooked.

"Um... I'm here to haunt her." Allan Finch gestures at the bed.

Warren sneers. "The hell you are, that witch is -"

"No, not her. The other one."

"Oh." There's an awkward pause. “What’s your angle?”

Allan dares a collegial smile. “Nightmares, guilt, ‘you’re a murderer, nobody will ever understand you or trust you again’...”

Warren nods. “Yeah. That usually works.”

The ghosts watch the two women sleeping soundly in each other's arms, distinctly unhaunted by their presence.

"So, uh... Seen any good movies lately?"

Happy birthday frogfarm! Here's me being efficient and combining birthday fic (hey, my first Faith/Willow pairing, be gentle) and no less than two community challenges into one piece of... slightly cracktastic fic. Huh-huh-huh. I said "crack."

Title: For Those About To Rock
Author: Beer Good (beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13-ish (some bad language)
Word Count: ~1300
Characters/Pairing: Faith/Willow (established)
Timeline: Unspecified
Disclaimer: Joss Whedon owns characters. Mike Judge owns a concept. Angus Young and Bon Scott own all our asses, even if one of them is dead.
A/N: Written for facets_of_faith's "Rock on Faith" challenge and still_grrr's sidekick month. I'm not really sure if it's fluffy, drunkfic or crack or a little bit of all three. There's also tiny hints of a crossover (in spirit, if not in body) with a certain early-90s MTV cartoon comedy.

( We Salute You )

Happy birthday somercet!

Which seems like a good excuse to post this. Though I probably would have anyway.

Title: Wow
Author: Beer Good (beer_good_foamy)
Rating: R
Pairing: Willow, Tara, Buffy, Faith in various permutations
Timeline: "Who Are You?"
Word count: About 3500 words. Holy crap.
Disclaimer: Joss is a respected writer who would never lower himself to writing this. I am not him, evidently. I own nothing, I earn nothing.
Summary: All Willow and Tara had to do was keep their hands off each other long enough to perform a spell to put Faith and Buffy back in each others' bodies. Now, really, how many ways can that go wrong? Well, quite a few, as it turns out...

This is a totally gratuitous piece of femmeslash, written only for the amusement of me and others with a similar sense of humour. It started out as a drabble, continued as an ill-fated attempt at smut, and I think it ended up as baudy French farce. But it should be fun.



Nominated at the Crossing Over Awards!


( Wow )

Three drabbles about feet and legs for Open on Sunday, ranging from the sad to the silly. As always, any discernible character is the property of Joss, for I have no character.

( The King Has Left the Building (Angel s5, PG13) )

( Chopper (Angel s5, PG13) )

( She Knows How To Use 'Em (Buffy s3, PG13) )