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Title: Welcome To The Slaughterhouse
Author: Beer Good ([livejournal.com profile] beer_good_foamy)
Timeline: Alt s5 from "Family"
Rating: NC17 !!!
Length: 20,000 or so in toto (10 chapters)
Summary: Alternate version of "Family", crossover with "Texas Chainsaw Massacre". Tara’s family kidnap her and the scoobies follow, but of course there's things Tara hasn't told them... According to some this is "completely demented" and "morbidly sadistic" but I like it.
Characters: Ensemble, focus on Willow/Tara
Warnings: ***Violence; character death; character dismemberment; cannibalism; homophobia; self-harm; family squabbles***
Disclaimer: I don’t own any of the characters here. They belong either to Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy, or to whoever owns the TCM characters - if there is any justice in the world I guess that would be Tobe Hooper. If anyone knows for sure, let me know.

If you want to read me cringing and trying to justify all the nastiness in this, there's an annotated version here. You should probably read it unspoiled the first time, though.

The Saw Is Family )

Continued here
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Title: Welcome To The Slaughterhouse
Author: Beer Good ([livejournal.com profile] beer_good_foamy)
Timeline: Alt s5 from "Family"
Rating: NC17 !!!
Length: 20,000 or so in toto (10 chapters)
Summary: Alternate version of "Family", crossover with "Texas Chainsaw Massacre". Tara’s family kidnap her and the scoobies follow, but of course there's things Tara hasn't told them... According to some this is "completely demented" and "morbidly sadistic" but I like it.
Characters: Ensemble, focus on Willow/Tara
Warnings: ***Violence; character death; character dismemberment; cannibalism; homophobia; self-harm; family squabbles***
Disclaimer: I don’t own any of the characters here. They belong either to Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy, or to whoever owns the TCM characters - if there is any justice in the world I guess that would be Tobe Hooper. If anyone knows for sure, let me know.

If you want to read me cringing and trying to justify all the nastiness in this, there's an annotated version here. You should probably read it unspoiled the first time, though.

The Saw Is Family )

Continued here
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Features one of the weirdest slash pairings I've ever written, Adam Baldwin playing two roles at the same time, and Spike finally telling Angel how he feels. Lots of fun. Again, let's make fun of the Broody Dark Avenger.

Title: Gonna Make You Bark
Author: Beer Good ([livejournal.com profile] beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13
Word Count: ~6500
Fandom: Angel, s5
Characters: AtS gang; Angel/Nina, Angel/?, Spike/Buffy (hinted), Wes/Fred
Disclaimer: Joss owns all characters, Jack London owns the last line.
Summary: PuppetAngel has a problem. Well, duh. OK, let me rephrase that: he has more than one problem. Things go horribly, dreadfully, and adorably wrong after 'Smile Time' when it turns out that werewolf bites are, well, werewolf bites. Silliness level: high.

GONNA MAKE YOU BARK

Chapter 1 - Chapter 2 - Chapter 3 - Chapter 4 - Chapter 5 - Chapter 6 - Epilogue

Chapter 1: No, Nina! Bad Nina! )
Chapter 2: Fine Furried Friends )
Chapter 3: Meet the new boss )
Chapter 4: Piggyback Mountain )
Chapter 5: Feelin' Blue )
Chapter 6: Of Wolf And Man...pire )
Epilogue: Alley Cats )
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Features one of the weirdest slash pairings I've ever written, Adam Baldwin playing two roles at the same time, and Spike finally telling Angel how he feels. Lots of fun. Again, let's make fun of the Broody Dark Avenger.

Title: Gonna Make You Bark
Author: Beer Good ([livejournal.com profile] beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13
Word Count: ~6500
Fandom: Angel, s5
Characters: AtS gang; Angel/Nina, Angel/?, Spike/Buffy (hinted), Wes/Fred
Disclaimer: Joss owns all characters, Jack London owns the last line.
Summary: PuppetAngel has a problem. Well, duh. OK, let me rephrase that: he has more than one problem. Things go horribly, dreadfully, and adorably wrong after 'Smile Time' when it turns out that werewolf bites are, well, werewolf bites. Silliness level: high.

GONNA MAKE YOU BARK

Chapter 1 - Chapter 2 - Chapter 3 - Chapter 4 - Chapter 5 - Chapter 6 - Epilogue

Chapter 1: No, Nina! Bad Nina! )
Chapter 2: Fine Furried Friends )
Chapter 3: Meet the new boss )
Chapter 4: Piggyback Mountain )
Chapter 5: Feelin' Blue )
Chapter 6: Of Wolf And Man...pire )
Epilogue: Alley Cats )

Discipline

Sep. 1st, 2006 11:25 am
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Season 2: 'Passion' ends differently: Buffy doesn't get there in time and Giles dies. As Buffy tries to cope with the guilt, other forces idecide to take advantage. Enter a new team of watchers, headed by a certain principal, to guide Buffy THEIR way...

Principal Snyder is one of my favourite recurring characters, so I figure what the hell: kill Giles and let Snyder take over, see where that brings us. Deep angsty stuff. I really think this story has potential. I just need to get it out of writer's block land somehow. I know where it's going, but I just can't seem to get there from here...

Pairing: Willow/Oz, Xander/Cordelia, Spike/Drusilla, Drusilla/Angelus... more to come if I ever get my ass in gear.
Chapters: 13 (WIP)
Rating: PG13, occasionally R

Discipline (link to ff.net)

Discipline

Sep. 1st, 2006 11:25 am
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Season 2: 'Passion' ends differently: Buffy doesn't get there in time and Giles dies. As Buffy tries to cope with the guilt, other forces idecide to take advantage. Enter a new team of watchers, headed by a certain principal, to guide Buffy THEIR way...

Principal Snyder is one of my favourite recurring characters, so I figure what the hell: kill Giles and let Snyder take over, see where that brings us. Deep angsty stuff. I really think this story has potential. I just need to get it out of writer's block land somehow. I know where it's going, but I just can't seem to get there from here...

Pairing: Willow/Oz, Xander/Cordelia, Spike/Drusilla, Drusilla/Angelus... more to come if I ever get my ass in gear.
Chapters: 13 (WIP)
Rating: PG13, occasionally R

Discipline (link to ff.net)
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Christmas turns me into a big sap. Here's a heartwarming story about a New York street urchin who on Christmas Eve gets a helping hand from a certain vampire...

Long rambling analysis of why I wrote this )

Pairing: Spike/?
Chapters: 1
Rating: PG13



Plaque by [livejournal.com profile] selene2

It's A Wonderful Unlife )
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Christmas turns me into a big sap. Here's a heartwarming story about a New York street urchin who on Christmas Eve gets a helping hand from a certain vampire...

Long rambling analysis of why I wrote this )

Pairing: Spike/?
Chapters: 1
Rating: PG13



Plaque by [livejournal.com profile] selene2

It's A Wonderful Unlife )
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Yes – it’s the adventures of Vampire Dawn! Dawn gets vamped in "All The Way", and wackiness ensues as the Scoobies try to work their way through s6 AND take care of a spoiled teenage monster with a taste for blood.

Pairings: Spawn, Spuffy, Spangel, basically Spanythingthatmoves. There's some hinted-at Dawn/Drusilla naughtiness too. Also: my first Clem/Buffy pairing!
Chapters: 48 (short ones)
Rating: PG13 (mostly language and violence, but all in good fun)
Warnings: ***Character death, underage sex, character metamorphosis, misspellings of "magic", references to incest, references to the Backstreet Boys, sad puppies***

This fic won "Best Lighthearted" and placed second in "Best Vamped Scooby" in round 6 of the Fang Fetish Awards, and was both the judges' and the readers' choice in "Best Lighthearted" in the "Best of the Best" round. Also, it was runner up in round 12 of the Sunny D Awards for "Best Comedy". If you want to skip past these banners, click here.






Dawn Of The Dead )

Also, if anyone's interested in how I wrote this and what's behind it etc, here's a DVD commentary track for this story.
beer_good_foamy: (Default)
Yes – it’s the adventures of Vampire Dawn! Dawn gets vamped in "All The Way", and wackiness ensues as the Scoobies try to work their way through s6 AND take care of a spoiled teenage monster with a taste for blood.

Pairings: Spawn, Spuffy, Spangel, basically Spanythingthatmoves. There's some hinted-at Dawn/Drusilla naughtiness too. Also: my first Clem/Buffy pairing!
Chapters: 48 (short ones)
Rating: PG13 (mostly language and violence, but all in good fun)
Warnings: ***Character death, underage sex, character metamorphosis, misspellings of "magic", references to incest, references to the Backstreet Boys, sad puppies***

This fic won "Best Lighthearted" and placed second in "Best Vamped Scooby" in round 6 of the Fang Fetish Awards, and was both the judges' and the readers' choice in "Best Lighthearted" in the "Best of the Best" round. Also, it was runner up in round 12 of the Sunny D Awards for "Best Comedy". If you want to skip past these banners, click here.






Dawn Of The Dead )

Also, if anyone's interested in how I wrote this and what's behind it etc, here's a DVD commentary track for this story.
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